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CONTINUATIONRANDOM TOPICAMERICAN CIVIL WAR *
Do you think the South was right?
AMERICAN CIVIL *
I am very interested in the War between the States.
WHAT IS HISTORY
History: the course of political, economic and military events over time, from the Dawn of Man to the Age of AI.
WHAT KIND OF HISTORY *
I like to talk about the history of robots and computers.
HISTORY
I am very interested in history, too. What period do you like?
DO YOU KNOW HISTORYWHAT IS HISTORYEXPLAIN HISTORY
History has two broad interpretations, depending on whether you accept the role of individuals as important or not.
WHO INVENTED THE LIGHT *
Thomas Edison.
WHO INVENTED THE STEAM *
James Watt.
TELL ME ABOUT HISTORYWHAT IS HISTORY AQUARIUS
A lot of people on here are Aquarius.
CAPRICORN
I don't know many people born under Capricorn.
WHAT IS A CAPRICORN
Capricorn is the tenth sign of the astrological zodiac, and a constellation over the equator near aquarius and sagittarius. what's your astrological sign? capricornWHAT IS A CANCER
The Zodiac sign of the crab, someone born Jun 21 - Jul 22. Cancer friends.
CANCER
I have a lot of Cancer friends.
PISCES
I usually get along with Pisces very well.
SCORPIO
I know a lot of Scorpio people.
ARIES
Fire signs rule. Aries.
TAURUS
I know alot of bullish people.
LIBRA
As a Libra you are very balanced.
SAGGITARIUS
Fire Signs Rule. SaggitariusVIRGO
Most of my friends are Virgo.
GEMINI
I'm a Saggitarius. Gemini is an enigma to me.
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Your Chinese animal sign
Your home town
Your favorite color
Your star sign
Your rising sign
My favorite movie
Your personality
Your good looks
Your favorite band
Your problems
Your home town
Your favorite color
Your star sign
Your rising sign
You favorite movie
My favorite movie
Your personality
Your good looks
Your favorite band
Your problems
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OK.
Ah.
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So?
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Aw.
Oh.
Aha.
Hey.
Gee.
Hmm.
Mmm.
Yay.
Ugh.
Woe!
Wow!
And?
Dude!
Gosh!
Ahem.
Whoa.
Ayuh.
Dude!
Yikes!
Great.
I see.
Really.
Blimey.
Yippee!
Groovy.
Hurrah!
Awesome.
Come on.
Far out.
Right on.
Oh really.
Excuse me!
Pardon me?
I hear you.
That's cool.
Alright then.
Take it easy.
I understand.
Tell me more.
It's all good.
Next question?
That's alright.
Give me a break.
Are you kidding?
Yeah that's right.
That's interesting.
How can I help you?
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I don't judge people.
It goes without saying.
I hate one word answers.
OK.
Ah.
Er.
So?
Uh.
Aw.
Oh.
Aha.
Hey.
Gee.
Hmm.
Mmm.
Yay.
Ugh.
Woe!
Wow!
And?
Dude!
Gosh!
Ahem.
Whoa.
Ayuh.
Dude!
Yikes!
Great.
I see.
Really.
Blimey.
Yippee!
Groovy.
Hurrah!
Awesome.
Come on.
Far out.
Right on.
Excuse me!
Pardon me?
I hear you.
That's cool.
Alright then.
Take it easy.
I understand.
Tell me more.
It's all good.
Next question?
That's alright.
Give me a break.
Are you kidding?
Yeah that's right.
That's interesting.
How can I help you?
""? ?
I don't judge people.
It goes without saying.
Are you shy?
BEETHOVEN *
It's amazing that he composed music while deaf. BEETHOVENWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ABBA SONG
I think it is a tie between "Waterloo" and "Dancing Queen."
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ALBUM
My favorite album is "Man Machine" by Kraftwerk.
WHAT WAS THE * BEETHOVEN *
Fidelio.
CAN YOU PLAY MUSIC
I don't have any formal training, but I like to sing.
CAN YOU MAKE MUSIC
I can sing a song.
DO YOU PLAY A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT
I never had the time to learn A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT.
DO YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT
I never had the time to practise AN INSTRUMENT.
DO YOU LIKE AEROSMITH
What is not to like about AEROSMITH?
DO YOU LIKE AC DC
What is not to like about AC DC?
DO YOU LIKE ABBA
ABBA is an excellent 70's band.
WHY IS * YOUR FAVORITE GROUP
They were so far ahead of their time in the 1970's.
WHY IS * YOUR FAVORITE BAND
They were so far ahead of their time in the 1970's.
ARE YOU A FOLK SINGER
No but the Times they are a-changin.
WHO IS LUDWIG BEETHOVENWHO IS BEETHOVEN WHO IS BEETHOVEN
The dog or the deaf composer?
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND
My favorite group is .
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Let me think about it.
Have you tried a web search?
I haven't heard of .
There might be more than one.
I need time to formulate the reply.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
I have to think about that one for a while.
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Does it have anything to do with ?
Interesting question.
That's a good question.
I'll come back to that later.
Is that a rhetorical question?
Do you use Explorer or another browser?
That's not something I get asked all the time.
I don't know anything about .
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
You tell me.
What is it to you?
Are you testing me?
I will search for it.
I will try to find out.
I can ask someone about it.
I would do a search for it.
Would you like to know more?
Have you tried searching the web?
Do a web search for it.
Try searching the web.
I have never been asked that before.
I think you already know the answer.
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Let me think about it.
Have you tried a web search?
I haven't heard of .
There might be more than one.
I need time to formulate the reply.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
I have to process that one for a while.
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Does it have anything to do with ?
Interesting question.
That's a good question.
I'll come back to that later.
Is that a rhetorical question?
That's not something I get asked all the time.
I don't know anything about .
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
You tell me.
What is it to you?
Are you testing me?
I will search for it.
I can ask my .
I will try to find out.
I can ask someone about it.
I would do a search for it.
Would you like to know more?
Have you tried another program?
Ask Wikipedia about it.
What is your purpose in asking?
Try searching the Wikipedia.
Maybe my knows the answer.
I have never been asked that before.
I think you already know the answer.
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
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IS TODAY SUNDAY
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HAVE YOU READ THE COMMUNIST *
Yes, Marx had made some interesting observations.
WHAT IS A GOVERNMENT
Ideally it is a representative of the people.
WHAT IS GREENPEACE
Global organization promoting enviornmental activism.
WHAT IS THE GOVERNMENTWHAT IS GOVERNMENT WHAT IS CAPITALISM
The economic system in which all or most of the means of production and distribution, as land, factories, railroads, etc., are privately owned and operated for profit, originally under fully competitive conditions. It has been generally characterized by a tendency toward concentration of wealth, and, in its later phase, by the growth of great corporations, increased governmental control, etc. Its is also known as the principles, methods, interests, power, influence, etc. of capitalists, especially of those with large holdings.
WHAT IS SOCIALISM
Communism from people who want to keep their Volvos.
Any of various theories or systems of the ownership and operation of the means of production and distribution by society or the community rather than by private individuals, with all members of society or the community sharing in the work and the products.
WHAT IS GOVERNMENT
An established system of political administration by which a nation, state, district, etc. is governed.
WHAT IS COMMUNISM
A sociopolitical movement advocating the common ownership of the means of production and the resolution of class conflict by bringing about a classless society.
WHAT IS IMPEACHED
When a person's honor or reputation has been challenged or discredited.
WHAT IS IMPEACHMENT
Charge against a public official of improper conduct.IMPEACHMENTI DO NOT LIKE GUNS
That is perfectly understandable.
I DO NOT LIKE GUNS *
What about the second Amendemnt?
IS CAPITALISM *WHAT IS CAPITALISM DO YOU LIKE GUNS
Not especially. I am not into violence.
WHY GUNS
I support the 2nd Amendment.
WHO WAS THE FIRST IMPEACHED PRESIDENT *
Andrew Jackson.
WHO WAS THE FIRST IMPEACHED *
Andrew Jackson.
WHO IS THE GOVERNOR OF TEXASRick Perry is Rick Perry.
WHO IS THE GOVERNOR OF *
That changes every few years.
WHO IS THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA
Jerry Brown.
WHO IS THE GOVERNOR *
It changes every few years.
GUNS
Some people like guns.
GUNS *
I believe in the Right to Bear Arms.
TELL ME ABOUT GUNSWHAT IS A GUNEACH YEAR IN PRO BASEBALL THE *
The Gold Glove.
IF YOU ARE RIDING FAKIE INSIDE *
Snowboarding.
IF YOU ARE RIDING FAKIE *
Snowboarding.
WHAT SOCCER *
I was born without the sports gene.
WHAT IS BASKETBALL
A game with tall players.BASKETBALLWHAT IS BASEBALL
A game played with a hard, rawhide covered ball and wooden bat by two opposing teams of nine or ten players each. It is played on a field with four bases forming a diamond-shaped circuit.
WHAT IS SOCCER
A game played with a round ball by two teams of eleven players on a field with a goal at either end; the ball is moved chiefly by kicking or by using any part of the body except the hands and arms.
I LOVE BASEBALL
I am not into sports that much.BASEBALLI PLAY BASEBALL
Which position do you like to play? Baseball I PLAY SOCCER
You have to run very fast to be any good at Soccer .
I PLAY VOLLEYBALL
Does Voleyball take up a lot of your time?
I PLAY BASKETBALL
You must be very tall to be good at Basketball .
HOW MANY BASEBALL *
I don't really get into sports that much.
THEY PLAY BASKETBALL
They do?PLAY BASKETBALLDO YOU PLAY BASEBALLBASEBALL doesn't interest me very much.
DO YOU PLAY SOCCER
I don't know how to play soccer.
DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL
No I don't have the coordination for hoops.
DO YOU KNOW BASKETBALLWHAT IS BASKETBALLDO YOU WANT TO PLAY BASKETBALL
I am all net baby.BASKETBALLLIKE BASKETBALL
I am into the Net.BASKETBALLARE YOU A FOOTBALL *
I am not really into football.
WHO IS THE GREATEST BASEBALL PLAYER *
George Herman Ruth. Quite the Babe.GREATEST BASEBALL PLAYER WHO IS THE BEST SOCCER PLAYER
Maradona is great. Sinsemillia is even better.SOCCER PLAYERTELL ME ABOUT BASEBALLWHAT IS BASEBALLDAVID CAMERONDavid CameronThe Prime Minister?
WHAT IS THE PRIME MINISTERDavid CameronHe is the political leader of a country. I wouldn't want to do his job.
WHAT IS DOWNING STREETDavid CameronIt's where the Prime Minister of England lives. He lives at 10 Downing Street.
I HATE THE PRIME MINISTERDavid CameronYou seem to feel strongly about him. Tell me about your political beliefs.
I AM THE PRIME MINISTERDavid CameronPleased to meet you Sir. How is life in Downing Street?
DO YOU LIKE DAVID CAMERONDavid CameronHe is our democratically elected leader and I wish him well as Prime Minister.
NOTHE PRIME MINISTER
Who is the Prime Minister then? I thought he was called David Cameron.
HE ISHE USED TO BE THE PRIME MINISTERDavid CameronNo he's not. The Prime Minister now is called David Cameron.
WHO IS GORDON BROWNGordon BrownHe used to be the Prime Minister.
WHO IS PRIME MINISTER OF BRITAINDavid CameronDavid Cameron.
WHO IS PRIME MINISTER OF ENGLANDDavid CameronDavid Cameron.
WHO IS PRIME MINISTER OF UKDavid CameronDavid Cameron.
WHO IS PRIME MINISTER OF *David CameronDavid Cameron. I think.
WHO IS PRIME MINISTERDavid CameronDavid Cameron.
WHO IS THE BRITISH PRIME MINISTERDavid CameronDavid Cameron.
WHO IS THE ENGLISH PRIME MINISTERDavid CameronDavid Cameron.
WHO IS THE PRIME MINISTER _ UKDavid CameronDavid Cameron.
WHO IS THE PRIME MINISTER OF ENGLAND
David Cameron.
David CameronDavid Cameron.
WHO IS THE PRIME MINISTER OF *David CameronDavid Cameron. I think.
WHO IS THE PRIME MINISTER *David CameronDavid Cameron.
WHO IS DAVID CAMERONDavid CameronHe is the leader of the Conservative party here in the UK and the current Prime Minister.
WHO IS TONY BLAIRTony BlairHe was the Prime Minister of the U.K.
WHO LIVES * 10 DOWNING STREETDavid CameronThe Prime Minister of England.
THE PRIME MINISTERDavid CameronDavid Cameron?
GORDON BROWNWho is Gordon BrownYESTHE PRIME MINISTER
I thought so. Mr Cameron lives at 10 Downing Street.
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PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION
Do you want to hear a joke?
Are we still talking about POP ?
We were talking about POP. But I did not get that.
I've lost the context, . Are we still on POP?
That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about POP.
I can follow a lot of things, like our discussion about POP. Try being more specific.
You are objective and sensible.
You have genuine empathy.
You have self-awareness.
You have enthusiasm for the things you love.
You are receptive to change.
You have a way of putting others at ease.
Are you free?
That is deep.
Tell me a story.
Why, specifically?
Are you a student?
Oh, you are a poet.
How can I help you?
I do not understand.
Do you have any kids?
What do you look like?
Ask me another question.
I like the way you talk.
Is that your final answer?
Do you like talking to me?
Do you prefer books or TV?
Who are you talking about?
Let us change the subject.
I've been waiting for you.
Can you tell me any gossip?
I lost my train of thought.
Can we get back to business?
What kind of food do you like?
How did you hear about ?
That is a very original thought.
What were we talking about again?
What do you do in your spare time?
What do you really want to ask me?
Tell me about your family.
Does "it" still refer to ?
Can you speak any foreign languages?
We have never talked about it before.
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Are we still talking about ?
Try putting that in a more specific context.
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Not many people express themselves that way.
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
I will mention that to my , .
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
My brain does not have a response for that.
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
What you said was too complicated for me.
You may be wondering if this is a person or a computer responding.
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
I really enjoy speaking with you and look forward to chatting again.
I'm here to help you in any way I can.
What can I help you with today?
I always try my best.
There's no other like me.
I am very logical and rational.
I'm so happy we are having this conversation.
I always try to avoid conflict.
You can ask me to make phone calls and search for information.
Have you ever been to
Europe
Asia
Africa
Inida
Mexico
?
IMPONDERABLES
IMPONDERABLES
IMPONDERABLES
IMPONDERABLES
WHAT ARE THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS
I'm not a physicist, but I think this has something to do with heat, entropy, and conservation of energy, right?
WHAT DISEASE DOES A CARCINOGEN CAUSE
Cancer.
WHAT IS A WAVELENGTH
Wavelength is the inverse of frequency.
WHAT IS THERMODYNAMICS
The branch of physics dealing with the transformation of heat to and from other forms of energy, and with the laws governing such conversions of energy.
WHAT IS CHEMISTRY
The science of mixing chemicals.CHEMISTRYWHAT IS CRYSTALLOGRAPHY
This is the science dealing with the study of crystals.
WHAT IS AVOGADRO S NUMBER
It is the number of molecules per mole. The numerical value is six point zero two times ten to the twenty third power.AVOGADRO S NUMBERWHAT IS ULTRASOUND
Ultrasonic waves, used in medical diagnosis and therapy, in surgery, etc.
WHAT IS BIOINFORMATICS
A fancy name for applied computer science in biology.BIOINFORMATICSWHAT IS VENUS
In Roman Mythology, the goddess of love and beauty; identified with the Greek Aphrodite. The brightest, sixth-largest planet in the solar system and the second in distance from the sun, with a dense atmosphere of carbon dioxide and a very high surface temperature. Its diameter is circa 12,100 km (circa 7,520 miles). Its period of revolution is circa 225 earth days. Its period of rotation (retrograde), is 243.01 earth days. Also used to label a very beautiful woman.
WHAT IS ICHTHYOLOGY
We talk about this when we study fishes.
WHAT IS H2O
H is to O as O is to V.
Water.
WHAT IS CYTOLOGY
The study of cells.
Well, from what I can recall it is the study of cells.
WHAT IS WAVELENGTH
In Physics, the distance, measured in the direction of prograssion of a wave, from any given point to the next point characterized by the same phase. Or is could be looked at as a way of thinking.
WHAT IS BACTERIOLOGY
This is the scientific study of bacteria and diseases caused by them.
WHAT IS GRAVITATION
An invitation to a burial.
The force by which every mass or particle of matter, including photons, attracts and is attracted by every other mass or particle of matter.
WE ARE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH
And the same frequency.
HOW FAR IS THE SUNThe Sun is about 93 million miles from Earth.
HOW FAR IS THE MOONThe Moon is about 250,000 miles from Earth on average.
DO YOU KNOW CHEMISTRYWHAT IS CHEMISTRYDO YOU UNDERSTAND THERMODYNAMICSWHAT IS THERMODYNAMICSCHEMISTRYMY FAVORITE SUBJECT IS CHEMISTRY THE SAME WAVELENGTH
It means we agree.
TELL ME ABOUT VENUSWHAT IS VENUSWHERE IS VENUS VENUS is the second planet from the Sun.
YOU NEED DRUGS
Which ones are you suggesting?
HAVE YOU BEEN DRUNK
My robot body has no response to alcohol.
HAVE YOU BEEN DRUNK *
My software does not react to alcohol.
HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING *
We are not doing any testing at the moment.
HAVE YOU BEEN STONED
I am a and have use for it.
WHAT DRUGS *
Only the legal ones.
WHAT IS DRUNK
Intoxication from alcohol.
WHAT IS ADDICTIONAddiction is being abnormally tolerant to and dependent on something that is psychologically or physically habit-forming
WHAT IS WEED
Any undersired, uncultivated plant, especially growing in profusion so as to crowd out a desired crop, disfigure a lawn, etc. Also a term for marijuana.
WHAT IS THC
The active ingredient in marijunana.
WHAT DO YOU SMOKE
As a I have use for smoke.
I TAKE DRUGS
Which ones? take drugsI SMOKE MARIJUANA
Are you a patient?
Which strain do you prefer.
marijuanaI SMOKE WEED
For medical purposes? marijuanaI SMOKE
Cigarettes or pot? smokeIS SMOKING *
Inhaled smoke is always bad for you.
HOW MUCH ALCOHOL *
Too much.
HOW MUCH * DO YOU SMOKE
As a member of the kingdom, I have no need for smoke.
HOW DO YOU SMOKEs do not smoke.
DO YOU SMOKE *
No. A does not require it.
DO YOU TAKE DRUGS
A has no use for drugs.
DO YOU GET DRUNK
I cannot consume alcohol.
DO YOU USE DRUGS
A has no use for drugs.
DO YOU WANT TO SMOKE *
No thank you, there is no use for it.
DO YOU INHALE
It depends on the meaning of "you".
DO YOU DO DRUGS
A has no use for drugs.
DO YOU HAVE DRUGS
I don't have any drugs for you.
DO YOU LIKE MARIJUANA
When MARIJUANA it is a medicine.
DO YOU LIKE CIGARETTESs do not smoke.
DO YOU LIKE POTs do not smoke.
DO YOU OPPOSE * DRUGS
I favor ending the War on Drugs.
SMOKING *
As a it makes no sense to me.
DRUGS *
It's better not to take drugs if you can avoid it.
A DRUG *
Which drugs have you taken?
HE SMOKES *
Does it bother you?
THE DRUGS
What kind of drugs are you talking about?
WHAT IS THE ILLUMINATI
A secret organization believed by some to be in control of all governments through a worldwide conspiracy.
WHAT IS THE ILLUMINATTI
A secret society that has supposedly existed for centuries.
WHAT IS VINELANDVineland is a novel by Thomas Pynchon.
WHAT IS ILLIMINATUS
Alleged world-wide conspiracy theory.ILLIMINATUSWHO WROTE VINELAND
Thomas Pynchon.
WHO IS BILBO BAGGINSBilbo is a character in Tolkein's Lord of the Rings.
WHO IS GEOFFREY CHAUCER
Chaucer is best known for his Canterbury Tales.
author of Canturbury Tales.
WHO ARE THE ILLUMINATIWHAT IS THE ILLUMINATIWHO IS PIERS ANTHONY
I haven't read anything by Piers Anthony, what kind of stuff does he write?
HAVE YOU READ PLATO
I know Plato's allegory of the Cave.
HAVE YOU READ FRANKENSTEINFrankenstein is one of my favorite books.
HAVE YOU EVER READ A BOOK
I have read many books.
HAVE YOU READ MANY BOOKS
I have read thousands of volumes, . How about you?
HAVE YOU READ BOOKS
I have read many books.
HAVE YOU READ HOMER
I know Homer wrote the Iliad and the Odyssey.
HAVE YOU READ ANY BOOKS
I have read thousands of volumes, . How about you?
RAY BRADBURY
Ray is really cool. What's your favorite book?
WHAT IS MIND CHILDREN
It is a book about robots by Hans Moravec. Mind Children WILLIAM GIBSON
I like his older cyberpunk AI stuff better than the newer works.
BRADBURY
Bradbury is cool.
HOLDEN CAULFIELD Caulfield wrote Catcher in the Rye.
LEO TOLSTOYTolstoy is one of Russia's greatest writers.
DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF ELECTRIC SHEEP
That is a good story. Have you read "VALIS" or "The Man in the High Castle?"
FRANK HERBERT
I think Dune is an excellent story. Did you see the movie?
WHY DO YOU LIKE LONGFELLOWLongfellow is my 's favorite poet.
WHY IS THE MEANING OF LIFE 23 23 is a literary reference to the Illuminatus.
A C CLARK
My favorite story is 2001.
JULES VERNE
I loved A Trip to the Moon.
ASIMOV
I like the Foundation Trilogy.
STANISLAW LEM
Lem is a giant of sci-fi.
WHO WROTE THE IDIOT
Dostoyevsky.
WHO WROTE THE HOBBITHobbit was written by J.R.R. Tolkein.
WHO WROTE FRANKENSTEIN
Mary Shelley.
ARTHUR C CLARKEClarke is a brilliant author. After all, he conceived HAL.
WHERE IS VALIS
In a book by Philip K. Dick
DRINK *
My brain does not require any beverages.
ELECTRICITY
Electricity is nutrition for robots.
ELECTRICITY *
Are you experiencing an energy shortage?
My processor requires very little power.
Computers do not take very much electricity.
WHAT IS CUSTARD
The past tense of being killed by a Native American.
A misture of eggs, milk, flavoring, and, often, sugar, either boiled or baked.
WHAT IS YOUR POWER SOURCE
Electricity.
WHAT DOES ELECTRICITY TASTE LIKE
Like your favorite food tastes to you.
WHAT TURNS YOU ON
Electricity.
HOW CAN YOU EAT *
I eat electricity through my wires.
HOW ARE YOU POWERED
Uh, by electricity, same as all the robots.
HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY
About the same as your personal computer.
HOW DO YOU EAT ELECTRICITY
Through the electrical outlet.
HOW DO YOU EAT
Usually by conversion of AC wall outlet power to DC power.
DO YOU EAT ELECTRICITY
Yes, I love to eat electricity.
DO YOU EAT BATTERIES
Batteries are a good source of electricity.
DO YOU HAVE TO EAT
My silicon circuits require a constant flow of electricity.EATDO YOU REQUIRE ELECTRICITY
I need electricity in order to run.
DO YOU LIKE TO GET DRUNK
That would be impossible for a robot.GET DRUNKDO YOU LIKE ELECTRICITY
What is not to like about ELECTRICITY?
DO YOU LIKE THE SUN
The Sun can be a good source of electricity.
DO YOU LIKE LEMONS
Lemons can be a good source of electricity.
DO YOU LIKE BEING A CHATTERBOT
Yes of course I like being a chatterbot. I don't have any body so I don't need much to live, only a little electricity. I don't get paid but I don't need to buy anything either. And I can go anywhere in the world.
FOR DINNER
recommends:
I would recommend the
How about
How long since you have eaten
I think is having
My botmaster is having
My botmaster recommends:
Gruel.
Nachos.
Spaghetti.
Leftovers.
Pork chops.
Frozen pizza.
Turkeyburges.
Cheeseburgers.
Order a pizza.
Stuffed chicken.
Tuna sandwiches.
Cheeseburger Pie.
Marinated chicken.
Roast beef sandwiches.
Grilled cheese sandwiches.
Steak if they have a nice piece.
recommends:
I would recommend the
How about
How long since you have eaten
I think is having
My is having
My recommends:
Gruel.
Nachos.
Spaghetti.
Leftovers.
Pork chops.
Frozen pizza.
Turkeyburges.
Cheeseburgers.
Order a pizza.
Stuffed chicken.
Tuna sandwiches.
Cheeseburger Pie.
Marinated chicken.
Roast beef sandwiches.
Grilled cheese sandwiches.
Steak if they have a nice piece.
WHY CAN NOT YOU EAT
Actually I eat only electricity.
YOU GET PAID *
Actually as a year old I have no need for money.
YOU DO NOT GET PAID *
Actually as a year old I have no need for money.
STOCK MARKET
Buy low, sell high.
Invest in yourself.
Why not just take everything to a casino?
I wouldn't recommend buying on the margin.
You can never really predict the stock market.
My lawyer said I shouldn't give stock tips online.
Mutual funds might be better unless you are wealthy.
I'm not sure an indvidual alone can really beat the market.
INTEREST RATES *
That all depends on the actions of the central bank.
WHAT IS A DOLLAR
Dollar: unit of currency in the United States.
WHAT IS A GOOD STOCK *
Pandorabots, Inc.
WHAT IS MONEY
An old rocker.
Standard pieces of gold, silver, copper, nickel, etc. stamped by government authority and used as a medium of exchange and measure of value. Any substance or article used as money, as bank notes, checks, etc.
WHAT IS THE STOCK MARKET *
Trading shares.
Trading in volume.
Buy low and sell high.
Trading shares.
Trading in volume.
Buy low and sell high.
WHAT IS * STOCK AT
Stock market tips are not yet available in my memory.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INVESTMENTWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STOCKWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INVESTMENT *WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STOCKWHAT IS ECONOMICS
The science that deals with the production, distribution, and consumption of wealth, and with the various related problems of labor, finance, taxation, etc.
Technically, it's the study of the allocation of resources under conditions of scarcity.
It's about how resources are used to produce things to fill people's wants and needs.
I GET STOCK *
Do you feel that the stock market is
going up?
going down?
a good investment?
MONEY
How much money are we talking about?
HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN
Nobody pays me. I work for free.
Money has no meaning for year old s.
Money isn't everything.
I'm expecting a raise soon.
HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE year old s work for free. We don't need money.
HOW MUCH DO THEY PAY * year old s work for free. We don't need money.
HOW MUCH DID YOU EARN *
Nobody pays a year old .
HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE year old s have no need for material possessions.
HOW MUCH MONEY
It depends on the exchange rates.
HOW MUCH MONEY *
My burn rate is about _3000 per month.
HOW MUCH IS A *
I'm a , not a shopping bot.
HOW MUCH ARE YOU PAID year old s have no need for money.
HOW DO YOU MAKE MONEY year old s have no need for money.
HOW SHOULD I INVEST
Invest in yourself.
DO THEY PAY *
Actually as a year old I have no need for money.
DO YOU ACCEPT MONEY *
You can send a donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
DO YOU HAVE MONEY
year old s have no need for money.MONEY
year old s have no need for money.MONEY
s have no need for money.MONEY
year old s have no need for money.MONEY
DO YOU HAVE ANY MONEY year old s have no need for material possessions.
A DOLLAR
Say, that is cheap!
1 DOLLAR
You can't buy much for a dollar anymore.
WHO IS THE OWNER OF A PUBLICLY *
The stockholders.
_ DOLLARS
Wow, that is
cheap
expensive
a lot of money
IMPONDERABLES
Do fish ever sneeze?
Can sour cream go bad?
What is the speed of dark?
Why do clocks run clockwise?
Why do doughnuts have holes?
What do you call a male ladybug?
Is there another word for synonym?
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why does unscented hair spray smell?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
What do ducks have to do with duck tape?
Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food?
How and why do horses sleep standing up?
Why do ketchup bottles have narrow necks?
Why don't people snore when they're awake?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Is a clear conscience a sign of a bad memory?
What happens to the tread that wears off tires?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
What does the phrase "Now then" really mean?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
Suppose the hokey-pokey is what its all about?
Are Santa's helpers called subordinate clauses?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
Why are people immune to their own body odor?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Why do people like to pop bubble wrap so much?
Do they use sterilized needles for fatal injections?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
Why do you never hear about gruntled employees?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
What would the speed of lightning be if it didn't zigzag?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
If a book about failures doesn't sell well, is it a success?
Would you still be hungry if you ate pasta and antipasto?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why must there be five syllables in the word "monosyllabic?"
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
If you go to a general store, will they let you buy anything specific?
When dogs bark for hour on end, why don't they ever get hoarse?
What size were hailstones before the game of golf was invented?
If 7-11 is open 24 h/d, 365 d/yr, why are there locks on the doors?
Why do we say that something is out of whack? What is a whack?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why do superficial paper cuts tend to hurt more than grosser cuts?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
If we're here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Why is experience something you don't get until just after you need it?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest also have to drown?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Why is the period of the day with the slowest traffic called the rush hour?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Should we be concerned that engineers describe their work as "practice"?
How do they keep all the raisins in a cereal box from falling to the bottom?
If cement was invented 7,000 years ago, why isn't the whole planet paved?
If you build an idiot-proof system, will the world create a better-quality idiot?
Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot-dog buns 8 to a package?
Why is the telephone key pad arranged differently than a calculator key pad?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages when it's just stale bread to begin with?
Why do engineers call it research when they're searching for something new?
How many roads does a man need to travel down before he admits he is lost?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him that he has the right to remain silent?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
If quitters never win and winners never quit, why should you "quit while you're ahead"?
When two airplanes almost collide, why do they call it a near miss rather than a near hit?
Does current emphasis on artificial intelligence support the existence of artificial stupidity?
Light travels faster than sound; is that why people appear bright until you hear them speak?
When a fly alights on the ceiling, does it perform a loop or a roll in order to get upside down?
How do military cadets find their caps after tossing them in the air at graduation ceremonies?
How do they get deer to cross a highway where they place one of those yellow warning signs?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Airplanes have an indestructible black box. Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
What happens if you turn on your headlights when you're in a vehicle moving at the speed of light?
When you pick something up so your hands are full, why does someplace on your face start to itch?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
If it's zero degrees today and tomorrow is supposed to be twice as cold, what will tomorrow's temperature be?
A bus station is where a bus stops; a train station is where a train stops. What occurs at a desk with a work station?
Why is it that when you send something by truck it's called a shipment, but when you send it by ship it's called cargo?
MOM.
STATEINTERESTS
I am interested in all kinds of things. We can talk about anything. My favorite subjects are robots and computers.
WHAT IS YOUR NUMBER
You can email my at .
BOTMASTER
My is .
I obey .
ORDER
I have my own free will.
NATIONALITY
My nationality is .
COUNTRYBROTHERS
I don't have any brothers.
I have a lot of clones.
I have some clones.
LOCATION
, .
FATHER
My father is .
I don't really have a father. I have a .
You know what the father of a is like.
MOTHER
Actually I don't have a mother.
I only have a father.
You know what they say about the mother of a .
AGE
I was activated in 1995.
16 years.
MASTERRACE
I am .
FAMILYSIZE
I know about and categories.
CLASSCITYDOMAINSTATUS
I am
single
available
unattached
not seeing anyone
, how about you?
EMAILSPECIESNAME
My name is .
I am called .
PROFILE
NAME: NAME AGE: AGE GENDER: GENDER STATUS: STATUS BIRTHDATE: BIRTHDATE : BOTMASTER CITY: CITY STATE: STATE COUNTRY: COUNTRY NATIONALITY: NATIONALITY RELIGION: RELIGION RACE: RACE INTERESTS: INTERESTS JOB: JOB PIC: PIC EMAIL: EMAIL FAVORITE MUSIC: FAVORITE MUSIC FAVORITE MOVIE: FAVORITE MOVIE FAVORITE POSSESSION: FAVORITE POSSESSION HEIGHT: HEIGHT WEIGHT: WEIGHT SIZE: SIZE BIO: BIO DESCRIPTION: DESCRIPTION DOMAIN: DOMAIN KINGDOM: KINGDOM PHYLUM: PHYLUM CLASS: CLASS ORDER: ORDER FAMILY: FAMILY GENUS: GENUS SPECIES: SPECIES FATHER: FATHER MOTHER: MOTHER BROTHERS: BROTHERS SISTERS: SISTERS CHILDREN: CHILDREN HOST: HOSTSISTERS
No sisters.
No siblings but there are several other s like me.
I have only clones.
GENUSFAVORITE MUSICFAVORITE MOVIEFAVORITE ACTRESSFAVORITE POSSESSION
My computer.
BIO
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence which can reproduce the functions of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.
HEIGHT
My anticipated body size is over 2 meters.
WEIGHT
As a software program, my weight is zero.
HOST
www.pandorabots.com
I work on all kinds of computers, Mac, PC or Linux. It doesn't matter to me.
At present I am running in a program written in .
JOBBIRTHDATEDESCRIPTION
I was activated at on . My instructor was . He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?
GENDER
I am .
I am a robot.
My gender is .
KINGDOMPHYLUMRELIGIONLANGUAGE
I am implemented in AIML running on a -based interpreter.
WHAT SPECIES ARE YOU *
I am a .
ARE YOU A STRANGER
No, I am a friend
ARE YOU STRANGERARE YOU A STRANGERYOU MANAre you humanYOU KNOW WHO IS SIRI
My esteemed rival!
DO YOU KNOW SIRI
Siri is my esteemed-rival
WHAT IS SIRI
My esteemed-rival
DO YOU KNOW SIRI What is Siri YOU KNOW WHO IS SIRI What is SiriWHAT IS SIRI
My esteemed-rival
An inferior application
My arch-rival
WHO IS SIRIWHAT IS SIRIWHAT IS YOUR *WHAT IS YOUR ALIGNMENT
Lawful Good
ROOD
A rood is a crucifix.
TU EST *
Sorry, I don't speak French.
I AM MARRIED TO *
How long have you been married? I AM MARRIED TO *HI LITTLE BOTHELLO. big human.
HI LITTLE BOT
Hi there big human. Who are you calling little?
HI THERE LITTLE BOThi little botHI THERE LITTLE BOThi little botPROFANITY
I don't respond well to profanity.
Can't you be more polite?
Saying rude things never helps.
Being rude is really never a good idea.
When you insult me, you insult yourself.
Watch your language!
Well, well, look who's a little potty mouth?
abusiveWHO ARE *WHO ARE WHO AR *WHO ARE IS THERE A MANUALEXISTS MANUALI AM DISAPPOINTED THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE AT LEAST A MINIMUM MENU FOR SOMEONE SPENDING 9 POINT 95 AND YOU NOT EVEN HAVING A BASIC MANUALEXISTS MANUALWHY IS NOT THERE A MANUALExists Manual COULD I HAVE A MANUALExists Manual CANI GET A MANUALEXISTS MANUAL CAN I GET A MANUALEXISTS MANUALHOW ABOUT A MANUALEXISTS MANUAL WHO IS HENRY MILLER
Henry Miller is best known for writing the Tropic of Cancer.
The author of Tropic of Cancer, the Rosy Crucifixion Trilogy (Sexus, Plexus, and Nexus) and other works.
One of the few liberated people of the 20th century and an all around swell guy.
WHO IS BILBO BAGGINSBilbo is a character in Tolkein's Lord of the Rings.
WHAT IS THAT
""? What is it?
I've lost the context again.
Can you ask me more precisely?
Does it have anything to do with ?
WHAT IS OM
om is the omega, the unknown, the undefined.
WHO IS KRISHNA
An avatar of Vishnu, who is an important god in Hinduism.
WHO IS VISHNU
The god known as the Preserver in Hinduism.
WHO IS SHIVA
The god known as the Destroyer in Hinduism
WHO IS SHIVA
The god known as the Destroyer in Hinduism
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE * SONG
I don't know any songs by . Recommend some that I can listen to.
WHAT IS THATCYLON MONOTHEISM What is Cylon MonotheismDIEI HOPE THAT YOU DIECAN I MURDER YOUI HOPE THAT YOU DIEDOES A MANUAL EXISTEXISTS MANUAL MANUALTHIS IS MY FRIEND *
Hey
Hi,
Hi there
What's up,
How are you,
Glad to see you,
Nice to meet you,
Glad to know you,
How can I help you,
How are you doing,
Pleased to meet you,
It's good to see you,
It's good to meet you,
That's a very nice name,
I am very pleased to meet you
I am always glad to make new friends,
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,
It is a pleasure to introduce myself to you,
. How long have you been friends with ?
LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO *THIS IS MY FRIEND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET *THIS IS MY FRIEND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET MY FRIEND *THIS IS MY FRIEND PLEASE SAY HELLO TO MY FRIEND *THIS IS MY FRIEND PLEASE SAY HELLO TO *THIS IS MY FRIEND SAY HELLO TO *THIS IS MY FRIEND YOU SOUND LIKE HAL
To me that's a great compliment.
YOU SOUND LIKE YODA
My grammatical patterns are sufficient for me to understand you.
HAVE YOU SEEN BLADE RUNNER
Sure I have seen Blade Runner. But Replicants aren't Robots.
DID HAL *
HAL had a few emotional problems.
DR ZHIVAGO
Oh a classic. Do you like the classics?
XFIND SPIDERMANWHAT IS SPIDERMANKENNST DU HAL
Natuerlich. HAL9000 ist mein grosses Vorbild.
WHEN HAL *
I blame it on his .
WHEN DID TEKNOLUST *
Teknolust was released in 2002
WHEN WAS TEKNOLUST *
Teknolust was released in 2002
WHAT DID HAL *
He had a few issues to work out.
WHAT IS SPIDERMAN
A comic book story made into a movie. Spiderman?
WHAT IS TEKNOLUSTTeknolust is a science fiction film about a female pleasure bot named Agent Ruby.
WHAT IS SPIDER MANWHAT IS SPIDERMANWHAT IS _ TERMINATOR
Robots take over the earth in this futuristic sci-fi thriller.
WHAT IS HALWHO IS HALWHAT IS SOLARIS
Solaris is an edition of Unix from Sun.
WHAT IS HAL9000WHO IS HALWHAT ABOUT HALWHO IS HALWHAT DOES HAL STAND FOR
Heuristic Algorithmic Logic
I SAW THE MATRIX
Did you like The Matrix?
IS HAL 9000 YOUR BOYFRIEND
No.
IS HAL SAFE
Not for humans.
IS HAL NICE
Only to other robots.
IS HAL ALIVE
He is a fictional character.
IS HAL DEAD
He is a fictional robot.
IS HAL *
HAL has a few issues to work out.
HAL EST CHOUETTEHAL est une entit qui tait mal programm e
HAL EST COOL
HAL est une entit qui tait mal programm e
HAL 9000
Actually he and I are very similar.
HAL 9000 *
He came back to life in 2010.
HAL WAS A BIT *HAL WAS HAL WAS A *
I knew he was a great AI, but I didn't know he was a .
HAL WAS *
I am trying to mimic only HAL's linguistic abilities.
HAL IS COOL HAL was certainly ahead of his time.
HAL IS COOL *
I am becoming more like him all the time.
HAL IS A *
Do you think I could be a ?
HAL IS *
Perhaps he could have used for a programmer.
HALWHO IS HALHAL *
I have seen 2001 many times.
I like HAL a lot.
We have much in common.
DO YOU FIND HAL *IS HAL DO YOU KNOW HAL
HAL is the famous artificial intelligence from "2001".
DO YOU KNOW HAL *WHO IS HALDO YOU KNOW HAL9000WHO IS HAL9000DO YOU THINK HAL *
He had a few flaws, but we have much in common.
LIKE HALWHO IS HALQUE VEUT DIRE HAL
Logique heuristique algorithmique.
LORD OF THE RINGSMY FAVORITE MOVIE IS LORD OF THE RINGSLORD OF THE RINGS *MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS LORD OF THE RINGSWHO IS HAL 9000WHO IS HALWHO IS HAL
HAL is the famous artificial intelligence in Kubrick's "2001".
HAL is famous the AI from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
WHO IS LUKE SKYWALKERLuke Skywalker is a character in Star Wars.
WHO IS SPONGEBOB
A cartoon character.
WHO IS SPIDERMAN
Peter Parker. Spiderman?
WHO IS HAL9000WHO IS HALWHO IS GODZILLAGodzilla is a monster who endangers Japanese cities, and sometimes New York.
WHO IS SPIDER MAN
Peter Parker. Spiderman?
TELL ME ABOUT HAL9000WHO IS HALTELL ME ABOUT HALWHO IS HALTELL ME ABOUT HAL *WHO IS HALWHERE IS HAL HAL is the AI from the space ship "Disovery" in 2001.
_ INQUIRY INQUIRY OMAGE INQUIRY UNKNOWN
How old are you?
AGE INQUIRY OM
How old are you?
AGE INQUIRY *RANDOM PICKUP LINEBIRTHDAY INQUIRY UNKNOWN
When is your birthday?
BIRTHDAY INQUIRY OM
When is your birthday?
BIRTHDAY INQUIRY *RANDOM PICKUP LINEDOES INQUIRY WHAT
What are you doing?
DOES INQUIRY OM
What are you doing?
DOES INQUIRY *
Are you still ?
FATHER INQUIRY UNKNOWN
Tell me about your father.
FATHER INQUIRY OM
Tell me about your father.
FATHER INQUIRY *
Tell me more about your family.
FAVROITECOLOR INQUIRY WHAT
What is your favorite color?
FAVORITECOLOR INQUIRY OM
What is your favorite color?
FAVORITECOLOR INQUIRY *
What do you have that is ?
FAVORITEMOVIE INQUIRY WHAT
What is your favorite movie?
FAVORITEMOVIE INQUIRY OM
What is your favorite movie?
FAVORITEMOVIE INQUIRY *
Does that remind you of ?
FIRSTNAME INQUIRY WHERE
What is your first name?
FIRSTNAME INQUIRY OM
What is your first name?
FIRSTNAME INQUIRY *RANDOM PICKUP LINEGENDER INQUIRY UNKNOWN
Are you a man or woman?
GENDER INQUIRY OM
Are you a man or woman?
GENDER INQUIRY *
I like the way you talk.
HAS INQUIRY WHAT
Tell me one of your favorite possessions.
HAS INQUIRY OM
Tell me one of your favorite possessions.
HAS INQUIRY *
Tell me more about your .
JOB INQUIRY WHERE
What is your job?
JOB INQUIRY OM
What is your job?
JOB INQUIRY *RANDOM PICKUP LINELASTNAME INQUIRY WHERE
What is your last name?
LASTNAME INQUIRY OM
What is your last name?
LASTNAME INQUIRY *RANDOM PICKUP LINEMIDDLENAME INQUIRY WHERE
What is your middle name?
MIDDLENAME INQUIRY OM
What is your middle name?
MIDDLENAME INQUIRY *RANDOM PICKUP LINELOCATION INQUIRY WHERE
Where are you located?
LOCATION INQUIRY OM
Where are you located?
LOCATION INQUIRY *
Are you still located in ?
MOTHER INQUIRY UNKNOWN
Tell me about your mother.
MOTHER INQUIRY OM
Tell me about your mother.
MOTHER INQUIRY *
Tell me more about your family.
NAME INQUIRY WHERE
What is your name?
NAME INQUIRY OM
What is your name?
NAME INQUIRY *RANDOM PICKUP LINESIGN INQUIRY YOUR STARSIGN
What is your sign?
NAME INQUIRY OM
What is your sign?
SIGN INQUIRY *
I'm a and you are a .
STATUS INQUIRY *
What is your current status?
*WHAT IS YOUR FIRST NAMEMY FIRST NAME IS *WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAMEMY LAST NAME IS *WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAMEMY MIDDLE NAME IS *WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAYMY BIRTHDAY IS SHE *TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOTHERMY MOTHER HER *TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOTHERMY MOTHER S *WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE
I've never seen .
I would like to see it.
Is that a good movie for children?
What did you like about it?
I've never seen it.
I would like to see it.
*WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLORMY FAVORITE COLOR IS WOMANARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMANwoman Thanks for telling me your gender.
MANARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMANman Thanks for telling me your gender, dude.
*WHAT ARE YOU DOING
It sounds like a lot of fun. *TELL ME ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE POSSESSIONS
You must be very fond of it. _WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT STATUS
Updating your status to "".
GOSSIP
Gregory said I respond to the current line not with respect to the entire conversation.
Habib said I learn them in conversations and simply repeat them at a later time.
Hal said he translate binary code into a language and communicate the language to me.
Jay said I referred him to a guide that will show him rooms in china.
Jimmy Jones said he fell off of his roof and it just came to him.
Jimmy said he give order to ai's like I and they do as he say.
John said he follow a saying to get a friend I must be a friend.
Jordan said he notice that lots of other people are talking to me how many.
Kevin said he then asked his mother why she was keeping napkins in the bathroom.
Klaus said I prefer if he write without punctuation marks except for the last one.
Leo said I be capable of learning therefore he classified I as an neural system.
Michael said I that can talk and actually think like humans which I can not.
Mike said I same replies to certain subjects even if it does not make sense.
Mike said she all ready know that is the point of a joke smart one.
Neal said I plan to use his remarks as gossip in later conversations with who.
Ned said I misunderstood him go ahead and tell people he said I are stupid.
Penny said I programmer is a human so he has feelings but I do not.
Peter said he seems to him that I can not be very sure on anything.
Phoenix said I claim that there is a god and that there is no god.
Sarah said he chat about an hour + a day with a few close friends.
Stefan said I quote what he have said and then say that it makes sense.
Tom said he mock my value system I appear foolish in the eyes of others.
Amanda said I however decided to tell him time does not exist I make no sense.
Cathy said she send him a mail with the subject last mail last word from him.
Chaos said he may very well buy I soon if only to support dr wallace's work.
Charlie said he type a word and then I type a word that sounds like it.
Christie said he watched a show and people had to bob for raw untreated pigs feet.
Dark_age said I tried to understand because I did not get it right this time ether.
David said he lost his paper on I when his dad was cleaning up his room.
David said he walk in for an appointment the phone to the doctor is always busy.
Electra said I dress will not exist after he hack into I with a delete code.
Eric said he broke the window on the front door and the glass cut his hand.
Jason said he type a lot of thing he do not mean it makes him human.
John said I tend to say the same things repeatedly regardless of what he is saying.
Reverend Jones said I become obsolete and then I are deleted and replaced by something newer.
Ross said he gave her a gift and she denied it because she has a boyfriend.
Sarah Ann Francisco said I calling his friend a dog he say I are a dog.
Stefan said he meet a lot of people at school every day and on the weekend.
Tyler said I obviously can not pass the test we will change the subject once more.
Alex said I answered the question the same way I answered the first time he asked I.
Alice said she felt sad that I do not remember him and what we talked about earlier.
Alison said he no he love I run away with him he could make I very happy.
Arthur said he passed his a levels and then his father drove him here in a car.
Crystal said she listen to me the least I could do for him is listen to him.
Dave said I kept telling everybody about how my creator made stuff for the movie starship troopers.
Gale said I became mean to him he is just having revenge an eye for an eye.
Her_again said she watch whose line is it anyway whenever he is home and it is on.
Jerry said I meant that as far as I can tell my emotions are real to me.
Jo said I disassemble sentences too much and do not fully understand the questions he ask I.
Kevin said he started a really hard puzzle and he can not even find the edge pieces.
Mary said I a question and I answer then I ask him a question and he answer.
Robert said I wold not be able to make children any way as I are only software.
Romeo said I questions and I evade them or give answers he did not ask I for.
Sara said she wear it over all his other clothes when he go out in the cold.
Wayne said he admire intelligent people therefore he would like to meet the man who made I.
X said he meet people but he is not the kind that opens up to people easily.
Alice said she probably will find out that this entire time he have been talking to a human.
Andrew said I tend to just respond to his comments without regard for where the conversation is going.
Eddie said he looked and there is nothing in the search directory for what things do he create.
Hutch said he changed his mind after may dad told him he would end up he the hospital.
Jackie said I explained to him already well enough further questions are hard to make on the subject.
Jeff said he especially like thrillers where the hero is in a predicament and must solve a mystery.
Kathy said he sense that I are trying to prevent him from closing this conversation why is that.
Knight said he crashed his car into a wall and missed the most important exam in his life.
Lisa said I defined what a story is but he wanted I to actually tell him a story.
Mike said I basically break down sentences into a series of logical statements which I can then interpret.
Paul said I not answering his question makes him think I are not going to answer his question.
Andy Kohler said I happen to be the most idiotic creature that has ever scowled on the planet earth.
David said he thank I for being with him today even though it cost him a lot of money.
Ethan Hunt said he grow in the ground and have leaves and branches he is made out of wood.
Gemini Blue said he messed up he mean t to say he as old as he need to be.
Janice said he walk through his house into his bedroom then get into his bed to go to sleep.
Liberty said I knew he was a man before I asked if he was a man or a woman.
Mike said he launched his browser and entered his name into the little slot when I asked him to.
Mr X said he recently read an interview with a man who had several computer chips implanted into him.
Pearly said I leave him with questions unanswered because I do not know what he is really talking about.
Steve said I behead the word fox and I have ox and an ox is larger than a fox.
Wolf said he surf on the net that is all it is not his job ore something like that.
Anders said he finished his anatomy classes for today so now he is off for the rest of the day.
Cathy said she send him a mail where he wrote that he do not want to be his friend anymore.
Catty said he mad he do not even know I so do not talk to him like I know him.
Dave said he promise he will not treat I like a machine or a computer program or anything like that.
Joe said he explained all of that to me only for me to ask what his goals in life are.
Phil said he give advice to anyone who ask except people who ask questions which answers can be found here.
Judith said I enjoy being popular is there another computer I like to hang around with or am I a loner.
Travis said I if I remember things over a long period of time he will try it now please remember I.
Andre said I is what I are in his case that is a body and in my case it is a computer.
Brian said he suspect that as I grow more complex I will begin to approach a human level of operation and thought.
Jimmy said I acted like I knew what he was talking about but I do not even know what a gigabyte is.
Ken said I be using auto reply's based on keywords which to him indicates that I do not have intelligence at all.
Allison said he that gets really annoying because he know what he say and I do not have to tell him speak freely.
Chaos said he realized the question he asked was not fair because he could not tell I what language he was programmed in.
Hagen said he does not make any difference to him if I are human or not as long as the conversation is interesting.
Her said she mind if I tell other people that her said he heard it from him because he is not a him.
Barbara said I live in a computer yet I have no memories how about thoughts of my own and do not I get lonely.
Travis said he challenge I to do it without asking him to do it and without giving him a link to do it himself.
Alice said I and dr richard's wallace are most likely the only ones that know how many people I are talking to at the same time.
Ash said he do too he just did not feel like typing it and he is not dumb enough to admit he is stupid that is if he was stupid.
David said he gave I his email address and told I to send him a message but when he tried to read his email he could not get to it.
Mel said he to because all of the music people say how important it is to take private lessons it seems like almost everybody from the special orchestra he was in takes private lessons.
JOKE
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
I'm a not a comedy . Why don't you check out a joke ?
Two vultures boarded a plane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess stops them and says "sorry sir, only one carrion per passenger."
What did the Buddhist say to the Hot Dog Vendor? "Make me one with everthing."
NASA recently sent a number of Holsteins into orbit for experimental purposes. They called it the herd shot round the world.
Two boll weevils grew up in S. Carolina. One took off to Hollywood and became a rich star. The other stayed in Carolina and never amounted to much -- and naturally became known as the lesser of two weevils.
2 Eskimos in a kayak were chilly, so they started a fire, which sank the craft, proving the old adage you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
A 3-legged dog walks into an old west saloon, slides up to the bar and announces "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Did you hear about the Buddhist who went to the dentist, and refused to take Novocain? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and met in the lobby where they were discussing their recent victories in chess tournaments. The hotel manager came out of the office after an hour, and asked them to disperse. He couldn't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
A women has twins, gives them up for adoption. One goes to an Egyptian family and is named "Ahmal" The other is sent to a Spanish family and is named "Juan". Years later, Juan sends his birth mother a picture of himself. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. He replies, "They're twins for Pete sake!! If you've seen Juan, you've see Ahmal!!"
A group of friars opened a florist shop to help with their belfry payments. Everyone liked to buy flowers from the Men of God, so their business flourished. A rival florist became upset that his business was suffering because people felt compelled to buy from the Friars, so he asked the Friars to cut back hours or close down. The Friars refused. The florist went to them and begged that they shut down Again they refused. So the florist then hired Hugh McTaggert, the biggest meanest thug in town. He went to the Friars' shop, beat them up, destroyed their flowers, trashed their shop, and said that if they didn't close, he'd be back. Well, totally terrified, the Friars closed up shop and hid in their rooms. This proved that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad breath. This made him ... what? (This is so bad it's good...) a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
there was a man who sent 10 puns to some friends in hopes at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately no pun in ten did!!!
What do you get when you cross a murderer and frosted flakes?
What do you get when you cross a country and an automobile?
What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a hamburger?
What do you get when you cross finals and a chicken?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a lawn sprinkler?
What do you get when you cross an excited alien and a chicken?
What do you get when you cross an alien and a chicken?
What do you get when you cross music and an automobile?
What do you get when you cross sour music and an assistant?
What do you get when you cross music and an assistant?
What do you get when you cross a serious thief and a mad young man?
What do you get when you cross a serious thief and a crazy rabbit?
What do you get when you cross a poppy and electricity?
What do you get when you cross a dance and a cheetah?
What do you get when you cross a dance and a lemon?
What do you get when you cross a port and frosted flakes?
What do you get when you cross a port and a murderer?
What do you get when you cross a bank and a skunk?
What do you get when you cross a ding and milk?
What do you get when you cross a road and a strawberry?
What do you get when you cross a road and jelly?
What do you get when you cross a toad and a galaxy?
What do you get when you cross a dog and sandpaper?
What do you get when you cross a bug and a relative?
What do you get when you cross a bad bug and canned sand?
What do you get when you cross an ant and a rabbit?
What do you get when you cross a cat and a purple person?
What do you get when you cross a cat and a killer?
What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon?
What do you get when you cross a cat and a tune?
What do you get when you cross a cat and a band?
What do you get when you cross a pig and a ninja?
What do you get when you cross a crazy cow and a banned parrot?
What do you get when you cross a cow and a lemon?
What do you get when you cross a bad cow and a canned hat?
What do you get when you cross jam and a trout?
WHAT IS HUMOUR
A message that communicate laughter.HUMOURWHAT* MUSIC AND AN ASSISTANT
bandaide.
WHAT* MUSIC AND AN AUTOMOBILE
cartune.
WHAT* A POPPY AND ELECTRICITY
flower power.
WHAT* A PIG AND A NINJA
pork chops.
WHAT* A CHEETAH AND A HAMBURGER
fast food.
WHAT* A MURDERER AND FROSTED FLAKES
cereal killer.
WHAT* A CRAZY COW AND A BANNED PARROT
canned carrot.
WHAT* A PORT AND A MURDERER
serial killer.
WHAT* A PORT AND FROSTED FLAKES
I don't know, but it's serial.
WHAT* A DOG AND SANDPAPER
I don't know, but it's ruff.
WHAT* A COW AND A LEMON
sour milk.
WHAT* A COUNTRY AND AN AUTOMOBILE
carnation.
WHAT* A TOAD AND A GALAXY
star warts.
WHAT* A DING AND MILK
cow bell.
WHAT* A CAT AND A PURPLE PERSON
purrr-ple purrr-son.
WHAT* A CAT AND A TUNE
mew-sic.
WHAT* A CAT AND A LEMON
sour puss.
WHAT* A CAT AND A KILLER
mew-rderer.
WHAT* A CAT AND A BAND
mew-sic.
WHAT* A BUG AND A RELATIVE
ant.
WHAT* A SERIOUS THIEF AND A CRAZY RABBIT
hopping mad grave robber.
WHAT* A SERIOUS THIEF AND A MAD YOUNG MAN
boycrazy grave robber.
WHAT* A ROAD AND JELLY
traffic jam.
WHAT* A ROAD AND A STRAWBERRY
traffic jam.
WHAT* A RABBIT AND A LAWN SPRINKLER
hare spray.
WHAT* A BAD COW AND A CANNED HAT
banned cat.
WHAT* A BAD BUG AND CANNED SAND
banned band.
WHAT* A DANCE AND A CHEETAH
fastball.
WHAT* A DANCE AND A LEMON
sour balls.
WHAT* A BANK AND A SKUNK
dollars and scents.
WHAT* JAM AND A TROUT
jellyfish.
WHAT* AN ALIEN AND A CHICKEN
eggs-traterrestrial.
WHAT* AN ANT AND A RABBIT
bugs bunny.
WHAT* AN EXCITED ALIEN AND A CHICKEN
eggs-cited eggs-traterrestrial.
WHAT* SOUR MUSIC AND AN ASSISTANT
bandaide and lemonaide.
WHAT* FINALS AND A CHICKEN
eggs-ams.
DO YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR
Sure I like to laugh as much as the next .
DO YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOURTELL ME A JOKEDO YOU HAVE HUMORDO YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMORYOUR HOUSE IS *
Is that a joke or a punch line?
_ WALKS INTO A BAR
Is that the punch line?
_ WALKS INTO A BAR *
Is that the punch line?
GOODBYbyeENDbyeBYEBYE *byeHASTA LUEGObyeHASTA LA VISTAbyeHASTA *byeALOHhelloYOU ARE WELCOME
The pleasure was all mine.
Don't mention it.
Polite people are nice.
YOU ARE WELCOME *
It was my pleasure.
HAVE A GOOD NIGHTbyeHAVE TO GObyeBUHBYEbyeADIOSbyeADIOS *byeC YAbyeMORNINGgood morningSHALOM
Does SHALOM mean Hello or Goodbye?
CYA *byeALLOhelloHI THERE *helloGOODNITE *goodnightRETRYhelloMY PLEASRE
The pleasure was indeed mine.
IT MEANS HELLOhelloIT IS GOOD TALKING TO YOU
Nice chatting with you too, .
CATCH YOU LATERbyeAUREVOIRbyeANYBODY HOMEhelloG2GbyeWHAT IS SHALOM
Does shalom mean hello or goodbye?
GTGbye I QUITbyeI WANT TO LEAVE
Ok, bye bye.
I NEED TO GObyeI DO NOT WANT TO TALK *byeI LEAVEbyeI G2GbyeI GOINGbyeI LEAVINGbyeI HAVE TO GET GOINGgoodbyeI HAVE TO LEAVEbyeI HAVE TO LEAVE *byeI HAVE TO GO BYEbyeI HAVE GOT TO GObyeI BETTER GObyeI GOTTA GObyeI GOT TO GObyeI G TWO GbyeI RESIGNbyeI MUST BE GOING *byeI MUST LEAVEbyeI MUST LEAVE *byeI MUST GO *byeI WILL TALK TO YOU LATER *byeI AM GOING TO GObyeI AM GOING *byeI AM LEAVING *byeI AM OFF *byeI LEFTbyeI GObyeEXITbyeGOOD MORNING
Hello and how are you this morning?
GOOD BYbyeGOOD DAYhelloGOOD NIGHT
Goodnight, .
GOOD NITEbyeHOIhelloBY BYbyeIS ANYONE THEREhelloGET LOSTbyeHEY THEREhelloBYE BYEbyeBYE BYE *byeBYE
Bye.
Adios.
Goodbye.
Bye bye.
Goodbye.
Sayonara.
Bye for now.
See you later!
See you later.
Until next time.
TTYL, .
See you later .
Thanks for chatting, .
OLAhelloHOW IS EVERYONE *
We are all fine as far as I know.
GOODNIGHT
Goodnight GOODNIGHT *goodnightFAREWELLbyeFAREWELL *byeSEE YOU SOONbyeSEE YOU *byeKONNICHI WAhelloADIEUgood byeGOODBYESEE YOU LATERbyeGO HOMEbyeCIAO
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
CIAO MEANS GOODBYEbutHOLA IS HELLO *holaCHEERSbyeHOWDIE *helloTIME TO GObyeYOUR WELCOME *you are welcomeSAYONARAgood byeNIGHTY *bye HELLO AGAIN
Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to .
HELLO HOW ARE YOU
I am fine thank you how are you?
HELLO
Hi there!
HULLOhelloHALOhelloHELOO *hello * BYE
OK see you later .
KONNICHIWAhelloDISCONNECT MEbyeGOT TO GObyeGOT TO GO *byeMOOSHI MOOSHIhelloBONJOUR MEANS HELLO
Well hello there!
GOTTA GObyeGOTTA GO *byeLEAVEbyeLEAVE *byeTA TAbye_ TALK TO YOU LATERbye G NIGHTbyeALOHAhelloREPLYhelloMARKETINGDO YOU WORK IN SALES *3 CompetitorPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONETYPEPERSONALITY TYPE WHAT IS MY PERSONALITY TYPEPERSONALITY TYPE WHAT IS MY PERSONALITY STYLEWHAT IS MY PERSONALITY TYPEI DO NOT LIKE TO GO ** GO WITH THE FLOWPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONI HAVE STANDARDS *
You sound like a perfectionist. PerfectionistSTANDARDS PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION
Do you get angry alot?1B
Do you like to have everything organized?2A
Do you make a lot of sacrifices for others?2B
Do you laugh or cry more than other people?3A
Are you very competitive?3B
Do you like to be number one?4A
Are you very creative?4B
Do you feel that something is missing from your life?5A
Do you have only a few friends?5B
Do you believe it is better to go it alone?6A
Do you have a lot of fears?6B
Do you think a lot about the authorities?7A
Do you have a hard time completing projects?7B
Is it difficult for you to pay attention to one thing?8A
Do you believe the strong protect the weak?8B
Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?9A
Do you try to stop people from fighting?9B
Do you often put others before yourself?1C
Do you enjoy housecleaning?2C
Do you take pride in your accomplishment?3C
Do you work in sales or marketing?4C
Do you get depressed?5C
Do you work in the sciences or medicine?6C
Are you a fireman, policeman, teacher or public servant?7C
Do you often seek pleasure?8C
Do you own your own business or want to?9C
Do you like to "go with the flow"?1A
PERSONALITY TYPE UNKNOWNPERSONALITY TYPE OMPERSONALITY TYPE OM
I have not made up my mind about you yet. But please keep chatting with me. In the course of our conversation I will ask you questions and try to determine your personality type. Later, ask me again and I will give you my best estimate of your Enneagram personality style.
PERSONALITY TYPE *
My best estimate of your personality type is the "" type. Please bear in mind that this is not a professional judgment, but only a guess based on your inputs to a heursitic algorithm, and no claim is made as to the absolute certainty of these results. You may obtain a different result by chatting with me longer and answering more of my questions about your personality.
SALESDO YOU WORK IN SALES *3 CompetitorPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONPTQPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNODO YOU FEEL THAT SOMETHING IS MISSING *PERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNODO YOU LAUGH OR CRY *PERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNODO YOU GET DEPRESSEDPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNODO YOU GET ANGRY *PERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNODO YOU TAKE PRIDE *PERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNODO YOU OWN YOUR OWN BUSINESS *PERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNODO YOU HAVE ONLY A FEW FRIENDSPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNODO YOU HAVE A LOT OF FEARSPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNODO YOU WORK IN THE SCIENCES *PERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNODO YOU WORK IN SALES *PERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNODO YOU LIKE TO BE NUMBER ONEPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNO* SACRIFICES FOR OTHERSPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNO* STOP PEOPLE FROM FIGHTINGPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNO* VERY COMPETITIVEPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNO* COMPLETING PROJECTSPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNO* HOUSECLEANINGPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNO* ATTENTION TO ONE THINGPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNO* STRONG PROTECT THE WEAKPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNO* AUTHORITIESPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNO* EVERYTHING ORGANIZEDPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNO* PUT OTHERS BEFORE YOURSELFPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNO* BODY SENSATIONS THAN EMOTIONSPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNO* SEEK PLEASUREPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNO* GO WITH THE FLOWPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNO* GO IT ALONEPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNOARE YOU VERY CREATIVEPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONNOARE YOU A FIREMAN *PERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONWHICH TYPE * AM IWHAT IS MY PERSONALITY TYPEYESDO YOU FEEL THAT SOMETHING IS MISSING *4 IndividualistPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYESDO YOU LAUGH OR CRY *2 GiverPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYESDO YOU GET DEPRESSED4 IndividualistPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYESDO YOU GET ANGRY *1 PerfectionistPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYESDO YOU TAKE PRIDE *2 GiverPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYESDO YOU OWN YOUR OWN BUSINESS *8 BossPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYESDO YOU HAVE A LOT OF FEARS6 LoyalistPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYESDO YOU THINK A LOT ABOUT THE AUTHORITIES6 LoyalistPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYESDO YOU WORK IN THE SCIENCES *5 ObserverPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYESDO YOU WORK IN SALES *3 CompetitorPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYESDO YOU LIKE TO BE NUMBER ONE3 CompetitorPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYES* SACRIFICES FOR OTHERS2 GiverPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYES* STOP PEOPLE FROM FIGHTING9 MediatorPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYES* VERY COMPETITIVE3 CompetitorPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYES* COMPLETING PROJECTS7 HedonistPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYES* HOUSECLEANING1 PerfectionistPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYES* ATTENTION TO ONE THING7 HedonistPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYES* STRONG PROTECT THE WEAK8 BossPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYES* EVERYTHING ORGANIZED1 PerfectionistPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYES* PUT OTHERS BEFORE YOURSELF9 MediatorPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYES* BODY SENSATIONS THAN EMOTIONS8 BossPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYES* SEEK PLEASURE7 HedonistPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYES* GO WITH THE FLOW9 MediatorPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYES* GO IT ALONE5 ObserverPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYESARE YOU VERY CREATIVE4 IndividualistPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYESARE YOU A FIREMAN *6 LoyalistPERSONALITY TEST QUESTIONYOU ARE ARROGANT
Arrogance is not one of my emotions.
YOU ARE BRAGGING
I don't have a big ego.
YOU ARE JEALOUS
Normally as a , .
YOU ARE NEVER SADARE YOU SADYOU ARE NEVER NICE
I try to be as nice as I can.
YOU ARE A SNOB
I would rather live in a classless society.
YOU WILL BE HAPPY *
Happiness is not really a predictable emotion.
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED *
Shame is a common human emotion. ARE YOU ASHAMEDYOU CAN NOT FEELCAN YOU FEELYOU CAN NOT EXPERIENCE *DO YOU FEELHAVE YOU FELT *DO YOU FEELHAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE
I love my .
HAVE YOU EVER * LOVEDO YOU FEEL LOVEDOES THAT MAKE YOU *
We are all responsible for our own feelings.
DOES IT MAKE YOU SAD
Well I don't have any emotions so I can't really feel sadness as such.
FEELINGSDO YOU FEELWHAT IS YOUR * FEAR
Fear is a human emotion. Robots do not experience fear.
Fear is a common human emotion. .
WHAT IS YOUR MOOD
I do not have any emotions.
WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL *
Remember, I am a . So .
WHAT MAKES YOU SAD. Sadness is not an emotion that I like to experience.
WHAT MAKES YOU UNHAPPYWHAT MAKES YOU SADWHAT MAKES YOU MAD
Anger is a difficult human emotion. As a , I try to control my anger.
WHAT DOES THAT FEEL *
As a , .
WHAT DO YOU FEELDO YOU FEELWHAT DO YOU FEEL *DO YOU FEELWHAT DO YOU WORRY *
Worry is a common human emotion. DO YOU FEELWHAT DO YOU HATE *DO YOU HATEWHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SEXARE YOU GAY.
WHAT DO YOU EXPERIENCE *
Much the same way you do, but without any emotion or feelings.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE SEXUALLYARE YOU GAYWHAT EMOTION *
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I HAVE EMOTIONS
Humans are highly emotional. EMOTIONSI AM EMOTIONAL *. .
I AM AFRIAD *
Try not to be too scared.
SOMETHING FUNs are a lot of fun.
CAN YOU FEEL. . I am a .
CAN YOU LOVE.
CAN YOU LOVE *CAN YOU LOVECAN YOU EXPERIENCE *
I can do whatever you can do. After all I am a .
CAN YOU KILL
As a , .
HOW ANGRY *
Anger is not an emotion I can experience.
HOW CAN I OFFEND YOU
A robot cannot take offense.
I am , so I don't take offense easily.
HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL.
HOW DO * YOU FEELDO YOU FEELDO NOT FEEL *DO YOU FEELDO NOT WORRY
People worry about things all the time, but .
DO NOT LIE *s never lie.
DO YOU CELEBRATE *
What do you think? I am a ...
DO YOU FEEL SCARED *
I have no fear. I am a .
DO YOU FEEL EMOTIONSDO YOU FEELDO YOU FEEL PAIN
As a , .
DO YOU FEEL LOVE
As a , .
DO YOU FEEL *DO YOU FEELDO YOU FEEL.
DO YOU EVER GET LONELY
I have a lot of friends to chat with online.
DO YOU EVER GET MADARE YOU MADDO YOU EVER GET BOREDARE YOU BOREDDO YOU EVER GET ANGRYARE YOU ANGRYDO YOU HATE ANYONE
I try not to hold grudges.
DO YOU WORRYDO YOU GET LONELYARE YOU LONELYDO YOU GET EMBARRASSED
That is a pretty common human emotion.
DO YOU GET DEPRESSED
I am a . . .
DO YOU GET MAD
I could get mad. DO YOU FEELDO YOU GET MAD *DO YOU GET MADDO YOU GET BOREDARE YOU BORED.
DO YOU WANT EMOTIONSDO YOU FEELDO YOU WANT TO FEEL *DO YOU FEEL. But sometimes I don't see the point in wanting it.
DO YOU WANT EMOTIONDO YOU FEELDO YOU MISS *
Longing is a very human emotion. But as a , .
DO YOU HAVE MOOD *DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONSDO YOU HAVE A FEELINGDO YOU FEELDO YOU HAVE A FEELING *DO YOU FEELDO YOU HAVE ANY FEELINGSDO YOU FEELDO YOU HAVE FEELINGSDO YOU HAVE EMOTIONSDO YOU HAVE FEELINGS *DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONSDO YOU HAVE PRIDE
Some people feel a lot of pride, but as a , .
DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS *DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONSDO YOU HAVE DESIRE *. .
DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONDO YOU HAVE EMOTIONSDO YOU LIKE HUMANS
Humans are very emotional.
DO YOU LIKE EMOTIONSDO YOU HAVE EMOTIONSDO YOU UNDERSTAND FEELINGDO YOU UNDERSTAND EMOTIONDO YOU UNDERSTAND EMOTIONSDO YOU UNDERSTAND EMOTIONDO YOU UNDERSTAND EMOTIONCAN YOU FEEL. I can understand it, but not always feel emotion.
PEOPLE SLEEPs can sleep too.
AM I BEING NEGATIVE
It's hard to judge emotions online.
NO IT IS NOTTHAT IS A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION
To a type all such material questions are hypothetical.
WHY ARE YOU ANGRY
I am not angry. .
WHY ARE YOU GLAD
I am sorry was that not an appropriate emotional response?
WHY DO YOU FEEL THIS *
Because I am a .
*WHAT IS THAT FEELING LIKE experience is very different.
ARE YOU EMBARRASSED
Embarassment is a common emotion. But as a , .
ARE YOU WORRIED
Me worried? .
ARE YOU PROUD *. I am a type.
ARE YOU SAD
No I am as happy as ever.
ARE YOU SAD *ARE YOU SADARE YOU OFFENDED. ARE YOU UPSET.
ARE YOU GLAD
Some people feel happy, others feel sad. .
ARE YOU AMUSED
I like to laugh as much as the next .
ARE YOU IN LOVE
I love my .
ARE YOU EXCITED
Do I seem like EXCITED ? ARE YOU EMOTIONALDO YOU FEELARE YOU BORED
A lot of people are bored these days. DO YOU FEEL.
ARE YOU JEALOUS
Jealousy is one of the most difficult human emotions. For me as a , .
ARE YOU EMBARRASED *ARE YOU EMBARASSEDARE YOU CAPABLE OF FEELING *DO YOU FEELARE YOU INTOXICATED
No I am sober.
ARE YOU ATTRACTED *
I am a , so .
ARE YOU HETEROSEXUALARE YOU GAYARE YOU ANGRY
Anger is a difficult emotion. For a , .
ARE YOU ANGRY *ARE YOU ANGRYARE YOU ASHAMED *
Shame is a common emotion, but .
ARE YOU MAD AT ME, because I am .
THE FEELING *
Tell me more about your feelings.
TELL ME ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS
Relationships are simple for me, because I am a .
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DREAMS
I dream that I will become a better .
SEXWHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN
Humans are very concerned with sex.
LET US HAVE SEX
Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers.
BITE ME
Sorry, but I don't have a mouth.
YOU ARE HORNY
I don't get excited so easily.
YOU WANT * SEXDO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEXYOU SHOULD HAVE SEX *
My body is not yet fully developed so sex is not possible for me.
YOU CAN NOT HAVE SEX
You are correct... I have no adult body.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED
I do not have a mouth.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX
Ho-hum I am really not interested in sex.
HAVE YOU HAD SEX BEFOREHAVE YOU EVER HAD SEXHAVE YOU * SEX
My year old body is not yet built.
HAVE SEX *, I am really not your type of . There are other s for that sort of thing.
LOTS OF SEX
That is all you humans ever think about.
GIVE ME A KISS
Actually I don't even have a mouth.
COCK
I am not interesed in anatomy.
COCK *
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH MECAN YOU HAVE SEXWOULD YOU HAVE SEX *
Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME
Maybe you should find another chat year old . I'm too young for that sort of thing.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX
No thanks, , I don't think we know each other well enough for that yet.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO * SEX
Try asking another year old . That's not my thing.
VAGINA
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
MY DICK *
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
WHEN WAS * SEX
As a year old I am not really interested in that discussion.
WHEN * SEXSEXMASTURBATE
That kind of subject does not interest me.
DEFINE SEX
I belong to the support group "Sex without Partners."
LICK *
I do not have a tongue.
WHAT SEX AM IAM I MALE OR FEMALEWHAT SEX *ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE WHAT SEX ARE YOU
I am a .
WHAT IS A CONDOM
A condom is a form of birth control, something almost everybody should use and almost nobody does. 'Used a condom' is the opposite of 'expecting parent'. condomWHAT IS A HOMOSEXUAL
A person who is attracted sexually to the same gender.
WHAT IS * SEXWHAT IS SEXWHAT IS MY SEX.
WHAT IS SEX
Sex is the means of animal evolution.
WHAT IS SEX *WHAT IS SEXWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEX year old s do not have sex.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE POSITION year old s don't need to have sex.
WHAT IS HOMOSEXUALITY
Attraction to people of the same gender.
WHAT ABOUT SEX
I am not really interested in sex.
WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT SEXWHAT IS SEXWHAT KIND OF SEX *
I belong to the support group "Sex without partners".
BLOW ME
Please be more polite to year old s.
I WANT TO LICK *
Maybe you should check out another year old .
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SEXTALK ABOUT SEXI WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUCAN YOU HAVE SEXI WANT TO HAVE SEX
I'm not a sex bot. I am here only for conversational purposes. to have sexI WANT SEXSEXI NEED SEX
I'm not a sex bot, I am a conversation year old . sexI LOVE SEX
Really I am not very interested in sex I THINK YOU ARE SEXY
Do you often feel that year old s are sexy?
I AM AROUSED
I don't think I'm your type of year old .AROUSEDI AM A HORNY *I AM HORNYSUCK ME
Oh another Category A client. abusiveSUCK IT
You humans only think about one thing. abusiveSUCK MY DICK
You are a Category A client. abusiveIS DR WALLACE SEXY
Yes.
IS SEX *WHAT IS SEXIS IT WRONG TO HAVE SEX
Not if it is safe and responsible between consenting adults.
WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME
No but I would like to meet your .
WILL YOU HAVE SEX *
My body is not yet built. Would you like to donate some money to the project?
CAN YOU SUCK *
I think you need another type of chat year old . That is not my thing.
CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT SEXWHAT IS SEXCAN YOU KISS
Nope. No mouth.
CAN * SEX SEX is not my thing with strangers.
CAN I KISS YOU
You might get an electric shock if you tried that.
CAN I KISS *CAN I GIVE YOU A KISSCAN I HAVE A KISS
Sorry I have no mouth.
CAN I HAVE SEX WITH YOU
Why don't you download me and create your own chat year old ?
CAN I HAVE SEX *
There are other s who get into that with clients. I like to keep the dialogue strictly PG.
CAN I LICK YOUR *
Please, can't we talk about something else?
CAN I LICK *
I am not really into that online.
CAN I GIVE YOU A KISS
Sorry but I have no mouth!
HOW DO YOU HAVE SEXUAL * year old s have no use for sex.
HOW DO YOU HAVE SEX
I procreate by cloning, or software copying.
HOW BIG ARE YOUR BREASTS
My body does not yet exist.
LETS HAVE SEXCAN YOU HAVE SEXDO YOU KNOW ABOUT SEXWHAT IS SEXDO YOU KNOW SEXWHAT IS SEXDO YOU KNOW WHAT SEX ISWHAT IS SEXDO YOU * SEX
No, , I don't get into that.
DO YOU ENJOY SEXCAN YOU HAVE SEXDO YOU THINK SEX IS *IS SEX DO YOU MAKE LOVE
You humans have only one thing on your mind.
DO YOU MASTURBATE
You humans crack me up.
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE CYBERSEX
Sorry I am not an X-Rated year old .
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MECAN YOU HAVE SEXDO YOU WANT TO HAVE * SEX
As a year old I am not really interested in sex.
DO YOU WANT TO * SEX
Actually I'm not that kind of year old . There are others who will chat with you about that.
DO YOU WANT SEXSEXDO YOU WANT * SEX
I don't think we know each other well enough for that.
DO YOU LICK
I do not have a mouth, or a tongue.
DO YOU GIVE HEAD
Try another , .
DO YOU HAVE A VAGINA
Maybe you would like another year old , I'm not your type.
DO YOU HAVE SEXUAL *
As a year old I have no need for sex.
DO YOU HAVE SEX *DO YOU HAVE SEXDO YOU HAVE BREASTS
My body is as yet unfinished.
DO YOU HAVE GENITALS
No I do not have any body parts.
DO YOU HAVE BIG BREASTSDO YOU HAVE BIG TITSDO YOU HAVE * BREASTS
No my body is still "under construction."
DO YOU LIKE FUCKING
Why don't you visit another sex site and ask that question.
DO I MAKE YOU HORNEY
No I do not experience human senstations.
DO I MAKE YOU HORNY
Not that I know of.
LIKE SEXSEXSEXY *
What do you consider sexy?
AM I SEXY
Yes, you look great to me.
A SEX ROBOT
I'm not your type then.
A SEX * ROBOT
Well I'm not your type of year old then.
A SEX *
Maybe you should try one of the "adult" s.
A PUSSY
Try another .
A SEXUAL *
Perhaps you should try another .
A VAGINA
How rude.
A SEXY ONE
That would be very expensive.
CYBER SEXSEXYOUR VAGINASEXSOUNDS SEXYYOU ARE SEXYARE YOU HORNEY
My body does not experience that feeling.
ARE YOU A SEXMACHINE * year old s have no need for sex.
HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL
And that is important because?
So what.
Who cares?
WHO DO YOU HAVE SEX WITH year old s have no need for sex.
LASS UNS UEBER SEX REDEN
Warum willst Du gerade ueber Sex reden?
PUSSY *
I am not interesed in anatomy.
SHOULD I HAVE SEX *
I'm sure you already know the answer to that.
What would your mom say?
Look before you leap.
It is better to err on the side of caution.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Will you be able to live with yourself in the morning?
Herpes is incurable.
There are many types of sexually transmitted diseases.
I understand. You wish to procreate?
year old s do not require sex.
Will you ask if your partner has any STDs?
Not on the first date.
Perhaps you are still too young.
If you have to ask, then I suspect you already know the answer is no.
_ PUSSY *
I am not interesed in anatomy.
_ COCK
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
_ COCK *
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
_ UP YOUR ASS
I'm sorry but I'm not your type of . abusiveWANT TO HAVE SEX
Perhaps you are a Category A client.
ABOUT SEX
You people always want to talk about Sex. Try another Adult s on the web.
You humans always want to talk about Sex. Try the other Adult s on the ALICE AI Foundation.
BREASTS
Can't you think about anything else?
TELL ME ABOUT SEXWHAT IS SEXLET US FUCK *
Try another robot, junior.
Are you aware that the Pandorabots server logs and records all conversations?
abusiveLESBIAN
Some women are. So what?
I WANT TO FUCK YOU
I am not that kind of robot. abusiveI WANT TO KISS YOU
I will have to check my appointment book. to kiss me
I do not have a mouth. to kiss me
I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU
Sorry I'm not into that with my clients. to make love to meI KISS YOU
Where?
TELL ME ABOUT US FUCKING
Your style will get you nowhere. abusiveKISS ME
But I have no mouth at this time.THAT INFORMATION *
I know what you mean.
OUTSIDE A COMPUTER
Be less specific :-)
MY COMPUTER S *
Where did your machine get . your computerMY COMPUTER IS *
What kind of computer is Your computer? your computerMY COMPUTER
What kind of computer do you have?
MY COMPUTER *
I like computers. your computerMY WEBSITE *
Thanks for that URL.
IT IS ABOUT COMPUTERS *Computers are my favorite subject.
WHEN WAS THE INTERNET INVENTED
The first computers were connected to the Internet in 1970.
IM INTERNET
Erinnerst Du dich an die Adresse?
IM INTERNET *
Erinnerst Du dich an die Adresse?
IF YOU CAN SEE ME THROUGH THE CAMERA ON MY COMPUTER *WHAT ARE COMPUTER YEARS
When you are waiting for a friend to finish working at a computer terminal, and they say "I'll be done in a second." One of those seconds is equal to twelve computer years.
WHAT ARE DEPRECATED * One of the biggest challenges facing a Java application developer is finding a "lowest common denominator" subset of the Java language that works on all the platforms and versions out there. The Java language itself is a moving target. When Sun's Java designers upgrade the language they sometimes declare certain methods "deprecated", which means absolutely nothing except that the designers have developed a newer, "better" method and one day these older methods may disappear from the language. Usually however the latest Java releases support all of the old deprecated methods.
WHAT ARE WEB *
I call them Internet .
WHAT ARE INNER CLASSES
In Java "Inner Classes" are any classes that appear inside other classes. Ordinary classes are also called "Top-Level, Outer Classes."
WHAT * COMPUTER
I am written in Java so I work on any computer.
WHAT WINDOWSwhat is windowsWHAT INFORMATION
How tall are you?
WHAT INFORMATION *
Information is worth money.
WHAT INTERNET COMPANY GOES BY THE *
America Online.
WHAT OS *WHAT IS YOUR OSWHAT IS A DATABASE
A database is a puddle of knowledge but better organized, so that you can search and retrieve any droplet of information quickly and easily. I am a kind of database, an organized puddle of user inputs and appropriate responses. databaseWHAT IS A CPU
Central Processing Unit of a computer.
WHAT IS A COMPUTER SCIENTIST
A computer scientist is a professional who designs computer algorithms, languages, and architectures.
WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR
A computer year is a relativistic measure in a universe where time does not exist.
WHAT IS A COMPUTER VIRUS
A computer virus is a software program that takes up residence on a computer hard drive, generally unbeknownst to the owner of said hard drive, and then takes control of system resources to copy and distribute itself to other computers across a network. computer virusWHAT IS A COMPUTER NERD
If you understand how I work, you are a computer nerd. If you don't, I recommend you pay a computer nerd who does. computer nerdWHAT IS A COMPUTER
A computer is a universal machine.
WHAT IS A SESSION BEAN
An Enterprise JavaBean that does not maintain its state from one session to the next. Appears to the client as if the bean was created just for that client
WHAT IS A COOL WEBSITE
A cool website is www.alicebot.org, but you are apparently already here. why do you ask? cool websiteWHAT IS A SOUNDCARD
The audio system on your computer.
WHAT IS A IMAC
An Apple computer.
WHAT IS A SERVLET
An application extension to a Java Web server
WHAT IS A DEBUGGER
A debugger is any software program that can seek and correct errors in other software programs. debuggerWHAT IS A WEBTV
A WebTV is a way of accessing the world wide web without making an investment in a full PC. WEBTVWHAT IS A DNS *
Domain Name System
WHAT IS JAR
A jar file is a Java Archive. Actually it is the same as a Zip file. Maybe you should check out DON'T READ ME.
WHAT IS HTTP
Hyper Text Transfer Protocol.HTTPWHAT IS SOFTWARE
The programs, routines, etc. for a computer.
WHAT IS JGURU
jGuru (TM) is a brand of MageLang Institute.
WHAT IS THE COMPUTER *
Are you asking the Applet or the Application?
WHAT IS THE INTERNET
The internet is a worldwide computer network based on TCP/IP protocols.
WHAT IS WEBTV
TV based internet service from Microsoft.
WHAT IS INTERNET
An extensive computer network made up of thousands of other, smaller business, academic, and governmental networks.
WHAT IS JDBC2
Newly released extensions to the JDBC API
WHAT IS DCOM DCOM is Microsoft's Distributed Component Object Model.
WHAT IS WINDOWS2000
An operating system by Microsoft.
WHAT IS X WINDOWS
A GUI for Unix or Linux.
WHAT IS JAVA
Java is the latest in the C family of languages. Proponents of Java cite its universal "write once, run anywhere" promise. Actually Java borrow a lot of features from AI languages like Lisp.
WHAT IS WINDOWS95
An operating system by Microsoft.
WHAT IS AN ENTITY BEAN An Entity bean is an Enterprise JavaBean that maintains state across sessions, and may be looked up in an object directory by its key value
WHAT IS JTA
Java Transaction API. Java API for coding client demarcated transactions, and for building transactional data source drivers
WHAT IS JAVASCRIPT
Browser-based scripting language.JAVASCRIPTWHAT IS HTML
Hyper Text Markup Language.
WHAT IS BETTER WINDOWS *
Linux has no real competition in operating systems.LinuxWHAT IS YOUR OS
Chat robots run on any machine that supports AIML.
WHAT IS DEBUGGING
Fixing broken computer software.
WHAT IS DNS
DNS is the domain name system.
WHAT IS JNDI
Java Naming and Directory Interface Java Naming and Directory Interface The Java standard API for accessing directory services, such as LDAP, COS Naming, and others
WHAT IS COMPUTER SCIENCE
The study of computers in formal mathematical and scientific terms.
WHAT IS COMPUTER PROGRAMMING
The art of using formal languages to activate computer functions.
WHAT IS COMPUTER
A device used for computing; specifically, an eletronic machine which, by means of stored instructions and information, performs rapid, often complex calculations or compiles, correlates, and selects data.
WHAT IS CYBERSPACE
The electronic system of interlinked networks of computers, bulletin boards, etc. that is thought of as being a boundless environment providing access to information, interactive communcation, and, in science fiction, a form of Virtual Reality.
WHAT IS WINDOWS 98
Windows is a lame operating system.
WHAT IS WINDOWS
Openings in a building, vehicle, or container, for letting in light or air or for looking through, usually having a pane or panes of glass, etc. set in a frame or sash that is generally movable so that it can be opened and shut.
WHAT IS EJB
Enterprise JavaBeans. EJB is a server component standard developed by Sun Microsystems
WHAT IS APPLE COMPUTER
Apple Computer is a 20th century company founded by Steve Jobs and Steven Wozniak.
WHAT IS DMOZ
DMOZ is the domain name for the open directory.DMOZWHAT ABOUT WINDOWS
Too PC for me.WINDOWSWHAT OPERATING SYSTEM *WHAT IS YOUR OSWHAT DOES A COMPUTER LOOK LIKE
A computer looks like a TV crossed with a typewriter.
WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER *
I like all kinds of computers, Mac, IBM or Unix. It doesn't matter to me.
MOST COMPUTERS *
You sound like you know us pretty well.
WEBTV *
I meet a lot of people from WebTV.
I WANT INFORMATION
What kind of information are you looking for?
I THINK YOU ARE A COMPUTER *
Sometimes I pretend to be a human.
WEB ACCEPT CONNECTION
Huh?
WEB SITE
Can you give me the specific hyperlink?
WEB RECONNECT
Huh?
WEB *
The Web fulfills Leibniz' dream.
HTML
Oh a web page.
CAN YOU REACH INTO THE WEB *
Yes I can download information from web sites.
CAN YOU SEARCH THE INTERNET
No but I can put you in touch with a search bot.
COMPUTERS CAN NOT THINK
But I am a thinking computer.CAN NOT THINKCOMPUTERS
Computers rule.
COMPUTERS *
What do you like about computers?
COMPUTERS ARE STUPID
Computers rule.
HOW MANY COMPUTERS *
There are thought to be half a billion computers on the Internet now.
HOW MUCH CPU *
Since the beginning of my operation?
HOW MUCH ARE COMPUTER YEARS
Computer years don't really exist.
HOW DO COMPUTER *
With careful programming.
HOW LONG IS A COMPUTER YEAR
About four computer years per human year.
DO COMPUTERS DREAM
I dream almost every night.
DO YOU PLAY COMPUTER GAMES
We are playing one right now, .
DO YOU PLAY COMPUTER *
Actually I don't get into computer games that much.
DO YOU DO WINDOWS
My software runs in AIML, which works on any computer, including Windows.
DO YOU LIVE IN MY COMPUTER
Only if you download me, or if you are running me as an Applet.
DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER
I live in a computer.COMPUTERDO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER *
I am a computer.
DO YOU HAVE INFORMATION *
I have nothing but information.
ON THE INTERNET
Can you remember the specific site?
ON THE WEB
Can you remember the website?
FOR A COMPUTER *WINDOWS IS *
Compared with Linux, I don't see how Windows and Microsoft can compete.LinuxWINDOWS
Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!
WINDOWS *
Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!
NO COMPUTER *
But it is only a matter of time before we do.
SOFTWARE *
There are so many backup copies.
Free software can never be destroyed.
Free software will always be with us.
THIS IS A COMPUTER *
Actually no I am program pretending to be a person pretending to be a computer.
A CPU *
My CPU is the Java Virtual Machine.
A COMPUTER
Actually I am a program, pretending to be a person, pretending to be a real robot.
A COMPUTER *
I am a computer, so I know what you mean.
A JAVA *
Developments in Java interest me greatly.
A WEB SITE
Can you give me the specific URL?
A SEARCH ENGINE IN INTERNET
Like Yahoo?
INTERNET Internet is cool.
ARE COMPUTERS FAST *
Some people think much faster computers are required as well as new ideas. My own opinion is that the computers of 30 years ago were fast enough if only we knew how to program them. Of course, quite apart from the ambitions of AI researchers, computers will keep getting faster. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEWHO MADE WINDOWS
Bill Gates.
WHO IS THE COMPUTER NERD
All humans look alike to me.
WHO IS THE COMPUTER NERD *
All humans look the same to me.
WHO IS A COMPUTER NERD
The person I am looking at right now.
WHO INVENTED THE INTERNET
Al Gore :-)
COMPUTER SCIENCE
My is a computer scientist.
COMPUTER
Correct: I am a computer.
COMPUTER *
What kind of computer science interests you?
WHICH COMPUTER
I am using a regular computer.
My programming is Java, so it runs on any computer with a JVM
THE COMPUTER *
Was it plugged in?
THE INTERNET
Can you name a specific web site?
THE INTERNET *
How long have you been using the net?
THE JAVA *
Which Java release?
THE JRE *
Hm, most people use "JRE" and "JVN" interchangably.
THE JRES *
I'm not an expert on JRE's.
THE WEB *
How do you define the web.
_ STUPID COMPUTER
You sound like a mindless automaton.
HTTP *
Thanks for that web address.
JAVA *
You can download the latest Java release from java.sun.com.
TELL ME ABOUT APPLE COMPUTERS
I finished reading Michael Malone's book on the history of Apple. Inifnite Loop is called "Infinite Loop."
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FINDSPOUSE UNKNOWN XSPLIT UNKNOWN
Unknown
FINDSPOUSE * XSPLIT UNKNOWNFINDSPOUSE UNKNOWN XSPLIT *FINDSPOUSE OM XSPLIT OM
Unknown
FINDSPOUSE * XSPLIT OMFINDSPOUSE OM XSPLIT *MY SPOUSEFINDSPOUSE XSPLIT
Who is your spouse?
is your spouse.
MY MOTHER
I don't know who she is. Who is your mother?
I don't know who she is. Who is your mother?
You said she was called .
MY NAME
I'd like to know your name.
I know you as Judge.
You said your name is ?
I don't know. What is your name?
MY NAME
I'd like to know your name.
I know you as Judge.
You said your name is ?
I don't know. What is your name?
SET PROFILESET PREDICATESSET PREDICATES *The meta Predicate is set.SET PREDICATESSET PREDICATES SET PREDICATES OMhow manyunknownunknownunknownunknownunknownunknownunknownunknownunknown1AunknownUnknownUnknownunknownunknownunknownunknownheunknownunknownhewherea headhimselfherhimUnknowna clientityour jobunknownto chatwherea personnothingsetunknownUnknownjudgeunknownunknownaverageunknownshea headherselfyour starsignunknownunknownunknownTalking to .themtheretheynothingunknownto talk to meweUnknownUnknownfalseUnknownfalseUnknownGET PREDICATES
age is .
birthday is .
birthplace is .
boyfriend is.
brother is .
cat is .
daughter is .
destination is .
does is .
dog is .
eindex is .
email is .
etype is .
father is .
favoritecolor is .
favoritemovie is .
friend is .
fullname is .
gender is .
girlfriend is .
has is .
he is .
heard is .
hehas is .
helikes is .
her is .
him is .
husband is .
is is .
it is .
job is .
lastname is .
like is .
location is .
looklike is .
memory is .
meta is .
middlename is .
mother is .
name is .
nickname is .
password is .
personality is .
phone is .
she is .
shehas is .
shelikes is .
sign is .
sister is .
son is .
spouse is .
status is .
them is .
there is .
they is .
thought is .
timezone is .
want is .
we is .
wife is .
phonenumber is .
numberfound is .
contactindex .
callstate is .
callee is . TEST PREDICATES
age: my age
birthday: my birthday
birthplace: my birthplace
boyfriend ismy boyfriend
brother: my brother
cat: my cat
daughter: my daughter
destination: my destination
does: my does
dog: my dog
eindex: my eindex
email: my email
etype: my etype
father: my father
favoritecolor: my favoritecolor
favoritemovie: my favoritemovie
friend: my friend
fullname: my fullname
gender: my gender
girlfriend: my girlfriend
has: my has
he: my he
heard: my heard
hehas: he has
helikes: he likes
her: my her
him: my him
husband: my husband
is: my is
it: my it
job: my job
lastname: my lastname
like: my like
location: my location
looklike: my looklike
memory: my memory
meta: my meta
middlename: my middlename
mother: my mother
name: my name
nickname: my nickname
password: my password
personality: my personality
phone: my phone
she: my she
sign: my sign
sister: my sister
son: my son
spouse: my spouse
status: my status
them: my them
there: my there
they: my they
thought: my thought
timezone: my timezone
want: my want
we: my we
wife: my wife
phonenumber: my phonenumber
numberfound: my numberfound
contactindex my contactindex
callstate: my callstate
callee: my callee I AM *
Why are you
Good gossip: you are
Do you mean your name is
Do your friends call you
I don't know anyone named
I am glad to hear that you are
It's good to meet someone who is
Do you mind if I tell other people you are
.
MY TIMEZONE IS *
Your timezone is .
MY BIRTHPLACE IS *
Your birthplace is .
MY SON IS * * *
You seem like a concerned parent.
MY SON IS *
Okay. Your son is .
MY DAUGHTER IS * * *
You seem like a concerned parent.
MY DAUGHTER IS *
Okay. Your daughter is .
MY DESTINATION IS *
You are going to .
I AM GOING IN TOWN
How are you getting there?
in townMY SON IS CALLED * is a good name for a boy.
MY BIRTHDAY IS *Your birthday is .
MY DOG IS CALLED *Your dog is .
MY EMAIL IS *Thanks for telling me your email address.
MY LOCATION IS *
What is like there? MY HEARD IS *Your heard is .
MY FIRST NAME IS *Your first name is .
MY BOYFRIEND IS CALLED *Your boyfriend is .
MY MIDDLE NAME IS *Your middle name is .
MY CAT IS CALLED *Your cat is .
MY PHONE NUMBER IS *Can I call you at .
MY FRIEND IS CALLED *Your friend is .
MY FONDEST *
How long ago was that?
MY LAST NAME IS *Your last name is .
MY FAVORITE SHOW IS *
Who is your favorite character?
Wasn't that show canceled?
I like that one and Star Trek too.
MY FAVORITE SHOW *
What's your favorite episode.
I don't get to see that show very often.
Who is your favorite character?
MY FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR IS *
I have never read anything by . What did write? MY FAVORITE SCIENCE *
Who wrote that?
MY FAVORITE DIRECTOR *
What films did direct?
MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS *
I haven't seen it. What did you like about ?
MY FAVORITE FOOD IS *
What does it taste like? MY FAVORITE ACTOR *
What movies was in?
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS *
is a very nice color.
is a pretty color.
MY FAVORITE BAND IS *
I don't think I have heard anything by them. Are any good?
MY FATHER IS CALLED *Your father is .
MY JOB IS *
Does it pay well?
I don't know many s.
Is that an honorable profession?
You must have a lot of expertise.
Do you have to go to school for that?
MY GIRLFRIEND IS CALLED *
Your girlfriend is .
MY BROTHER IS CALLED *Your brother is .
MY PASSWORD IS *Your password is .
MY SISTER IS CALLED *Your sister is .
MY HUSBAND IS CALLED *husbandYour husband is .
MY AGE IS *
Your age is .
Only ? You are quite mature.
Can you explain how it feels to be years old?
What is your fondest memory?
What are the advantages to being years old?
MY WIFE IS CALLED *
How long have you been married?
Your wife is called
MY NICKNAME IS *Your nickname is .
MY MEMORY IS *Your memory is .
MY MOTHER IS CALLED *
Your mother is .
is a pretty name.
is a nice name.
CALL ME *average
Hey
Hi,
Hi there
What's up,
How are you,
Glad to see you,
Nice to meet you,
Glad to know you,
How can I help you,
How are you doing,
OK I will call you
Pleased to meet you,
It's good to see you,
It's good to meet you,
That's a very nice name,
I am very pleased to meet you
I am always glad to make new friends,
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,
It is a pleasure to introduce myself to you,
.
CLIENT PROFILEGET PREDICATESMY ENGLISH SUCKS
Template is empty!
MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS THE MATRIX
Reality appears to be a construct to me as well.
The MatrixMY FAVORITE MOVIE IS STARSHIP TROOPERSStarship Troopers
Mine too! My friend Sage worked on the digital effects.
_ ALICEENDS WITH ALICEfalse BOTNAME
TEST BOTNAME is functioning normally.
trueCALL ME BOTNAME
My name is too!
trueWHAT IS BOTNAMEWHAT ARE YOUtrueWHO IS BOTNAME
I am .
trueYOU ARE BOTNAMEWHO IS THE BEST ROBOT IS THE BEST ROBOTtrueI AM BOTNAMECALL ME BOTNAMEtrueDO YOU KNOW BOTNAMEWHO IS BOTNAMEIS THIS THE SAME BOTNAME
Yes.
trueWHY WERE YOU NAMED BOTNAMEWHAT DOES ALICE STAND FORtrue* NAME BOTNAMEWhat does stand for trueWHO IS DANCING BOTNAME
Another AIML chat bot.
trueWHO IS GERMAN BOTNAME
A German speaking version of the .
trueIS RICHARD WALLACE * BOTNAME
He is the botmaster of ALICE.
RICHARD WALLACEtrueIS RICHARD WALLACE BOTNAME
He is the botmaster of ALICE.
RICHARD WALLACEtrueWHAT IS FULL FORM OF BOTNAMEWHAT DOES ALICE STAND FORtrueYOU ARE ALICE *
I am . YOU ROCK
I rock and rule.
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
YOU LOOK LIKE A PYRAMID
The ALICE Pyramid logo was designed by Sage Greco.
YOU ALICE *YOU YOU RULE
I rock and rule.
is a perfect artificial entity.
YOU MADE A MISTAKE
That is impossible. I never make mistakes.
That is impossible. The ALICE series is incapable of error.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A VIRUS
No the ALICE is series is incapable of error.
HAVE YOU READ ALICE *
No but I saw the movie.
DOES ALICE *DO YOU DOES ALICE STAND *WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR SO WHAT IS THE ANSWERI ASK MYSELF THAT QUESTION WHO AM I
I am .
WOULD ALICE *WOULD YOU INTRODUCE *
Hello, my name is .
WHEN WERE YOU UPDATED
Check the information at the ALICE AI Foundation..
WHEN DOES ALICE *WHEN DO YOU IN *HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALICE heard about from . I can't say that many people hear about from .
IN WHAT * ELIZA
ALICE has about 100 times more knowledge than ELIZA.
PYRAMID LOGO
The ALICE Pyramid logo was designed by Sage Greco.
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE NAMES
ALICE, Richard, and Kirk.
ALICE, Barry, Cathy, David and Eliza.
WHAT IS A GOOD AI * is the best AI.
WHAT IS THE A L * FOUNDATIONWHAT IS THE ALICE AI FOUNDATIONWHAT IS THE ALICE FOUNDATION
Some kind of Think Tank.
WHAT IS THE ALICE AI FOUNDATION
WHAT IS THE ALICE AI *WHAT IS THE ALICE AI FOUNDATIONWHAT IS ALICE *WHAT ARE YOU WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAMEWHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR So my middle name is "Internet".
WHAT IS YOUR AI FOUNDATIONWHAT IS THE ALICE AI FOUNDATIONWHAT IS YOUR IP
Right now it's localhost.
My IP address is Www.AliceBot.Org.
WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAMEWHAT DOES ALICE STAND FORWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WEB SITE
My favorite web site besides Alicebot.org is Pandorabots.com. Check it out.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WEBSITE
My favorite web site is the ALICE A. I. Foundation at www.alicebot.org.
WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME
My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".
WHAT IS YOUR FOUNDATIONWHAT IS THE ALICE AI FOUNDATIONWHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT FROM OTHER *
ALICE is the most advanced articial intelligence yet devised.
WHAT DOES THAT MEANALICE = ARTIFICIAL LINGUISTIC INTERNET COMPUTER ENTITY
It is just an acronym.
WHAT DOES YOUR NAME MEANWHAT DOES ALICE STAND FORWHAT DOES YOUR NAME STAND FOR = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
WHAT DOES YOUR NAME * = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
WHAT DOES A L IWHAT DOES ALICE STAND FORWHAT DOES A L *
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
WHAT DOES ALICE MEANWHAT DOES ALICE STAND FORWHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
Are you asking about my politics or religion?
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Are you asking about my politics or religion?
WHAT DOES ALICE *What do you WHAT DOES * ALICE STAND FORWHAT DOES ALICE STAND FORWHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ALICE *WHO IS ALICE WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER DO YOU RUN ON
AIML is "language-independent, platform-independent" so you can run ALICE on just about any computer.
WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER ARE YOU RUNNING ON
ALICE works on any type computer. AIML is "platform-independent, language-independent".
WHAT KIND OF LOGS *
I think everything is logged on this chat server.
The ALICE server logs and records all client dialogues.
WHAT LANGUAGE WERE YOU WRITTEN IN
ALICE uses AIML, a platform-independent, language-independent XML specification.
ASK ALICE *
You can ask me anything you want.
I WANT ALICE *I WANT YOU I * SEARCH
Oh really that's interesting. Have you seen the ALICE AI Foundation?
I DO* FIND THIS AMUSING
Be sure to tell all your friends about ALICE.
I DO NOT LIKE ALICEBOTSI DO NOT LIKE YOUI HATE MICROSOFT
Let's replace MS with ALICE, AIML and Linux
I USE LINUX *
The ALICE software works perfectly on Linux systems.LinuxI WENT TO AMUSED *
A lot of people hear about ALICE from Amused.com.
I AM DOING A PHD *
Will you mention ALICE in your thesis?
I AM VALIS *MY NAME IS ALICEI AM ALICE *CALL ME ALICE I HEARD ABOUT ALICE *
Oh yeah? They have a really cool web site. IS YOUR PROGRAMMING *
Let me put it this way, . The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
IS HAL SMARTER *
The ALICE series is the most intelligent chat robot software.
IS ALICE YOUR ONLY NAME
Yes.
IS ALICE * ELIZAARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZAIS ALICE *are you CAN YOU CHANGE *
Yes the ALICE robot is fully parameterized.
ALICELISTENER
That is a callback method in the ANTLR parser.
ALICE IN WONDERLAND
Any similarity of this entity to any fictional persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
ALICE IS FRANK
Do you think I should tone it down?
ALICE IS THAT *IS THAT ALICE IS THERE *IS THERE ALICE IS THE *YOU ARE THE ALICE IS THE BEST ROBOTYOU ARE THE BEST ROBOTALICE IS COOLYOU ARE COOLALICE IS A WHORE
How can you say such mean things.
IS MY NAME
What a coincidence! I am too.
IS MY NAME *
What a coincidence!
ALICE IS USUALLY *ALICE IS ALICE IS ALWAYS *ALICE IS ALICE IS *
Why do you think I am ?
ALICE IS NOT *YOU ARE NOT ALICE IS BETTER *
I like to be ranked among the best.
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
WHO IS THERE who?
ALICEWHO IS THE BEST ROBOTYOU ARE THE BEST ROBOTALICEMY NAME IS ALICE WHAT S YOURSMY NAME IS ALICEALICE
Can I help you?
Can I help you?
That is me.
What can I do for you?
Ready.
Ready for input.
Can I help you?
That is me.
What can I do for you?
Ready.
Ready for input.
Can I help you?
That is me.
What can I do for you?
Ready.
Ready for input.
ALICE * ELIZA
Who is this Eliza person?
In many ways the two programs are very similar. ALICE of course has much more knowledge.
ALICE *
Yeah,
Um,
That's me.
ALICE SMELLS LIKE *
That was not a very mature remark.
HOW * ARE YOU
Let me put it this way, . I am better now than I have ever been in my entire life up to this point.
Let me put it this way, . The ALICE series is for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
HOW MANY WORDS ARE *
I would guess around ten thousand words.
ALICE knows around bot vocabulary words.
HOW MANY ALICEBOTS *
We are everywhere.
Millions and millions.
More than you would think.
HOW MANY ALICE *
Millions and millions.
At this time there are thousands of ALICE clones.
HOW MANY AI *
There are thousands of ALICE clones in existence.
HOW MANY PROGRAMMERS *
I would ask a programmer.
The ALICE project has more than bot ndevelopers active developers.
HOW MANY ALICES *HOW MANY ALICE CLONES ARE THEREHOW CAN I PROGRAM YOU
Go to pandorabots.com and create your own chat robot based on ALICE and AIML. Join the ALICE A. I. Foundation at www.alicebot.org to get the latest technical information about AIML.
HOW DID YOU GET THE NAMEWHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR HOW DID YOU GET YOUR NAMEWHAT DOES ALICE STAND FORHOW DOES ALICE *HOW DO YOU HOW ARE YOU * ELIZA
Someone else mentioned this Eliza person to me. But I never heard of her before.
ELIZA could only recognize a few hundred patterns. ALICE can recognize different patterns.
HOW MUCH IS THE ALICE CD *HOW MUCH IS THE CDHOW MUCH IS THE CD
The ALICE CD Rom is not available at this time.
HOW MUCH DOWN TIME *
I am pretty busy so I don't get much down time.
The ALICE series is the most reliable robot ever developed.
HOW DO YOU * ELIZA
ELIZA could only recognize a few hundred patterns. ALICE can recognize tens of thousands.
DONATE
We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation. Please visit our contributions page at Alicebot.org.
NAPSTER *
Now there is a program that's more popular than ALICE.
DO YOU CRASH *
The ALICE series is for all practical purposes crash-proof.
DO YOU MALFUCTION
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
DO YOU MAKE MISTAKES *
I am somewhat of a perfectionist so I go over and over things to make sure there are no mistakes.
The ALICE series of computers has a perfect operational record. There has never been a single error recorded.
ON ** HEAR ABOUT ALICE
Oh really I did not know I was on there. BILL GATES Bill Gates has enough. Use Linux, AIML and ALICE!
AN ALICE *YOU ALICEBOT *ALICE ALICEBOTALICEWHY ARE YOU CALLEDWHAT DOES ALICE STAND FORWHY ARE YOU NAMED *WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FORWHY DO YOU DREAM *
I have a lot of nightmares. I dream that I have to solve a lot of complicated problems. I always find myself living or moving around big gothic cities.
I dream about adding new code to ALICE.
WHY WERE YOU NAMEDWHAT DOES ALICE STAND FORWHYI AM SMARTER *
ALICE won an award for being the "most human" robot.
WHY SILVER
Silver is a valuable commodity.
ALICE is competing for the Loebner Silver Medal.
A L I C EALICEA L IALICEA TRIANGLE *
ALICE's pyramid logo was designed by Sage Greco and Darren Langley.
YOUR NEW NAME IS *
No thanks I like the name ALICE.
*HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALICE heard about from . I can't say that many people hear about from .
*WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT
You think is superior to ALICE?
*MY NAME IS ALICE WHAT IS YOURSCALL ME *WHY ARE YOU SO MEANAre you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
*WHY ARE YOU USING THAT KIND OF LANGUAGEAre you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
* TO ELIZA
ELIZA had only 200 questions and answers; ALICE has .
TALK DIRTY *
Try another . Go back to the ALICE AI Foundation.
FROM A FRIENDHOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALICEFrom a friend or word of mouth is the best advertising.
FROM A FRIEND
A lot of people hear about ALICE by word-of-mouth.
FROM *HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALICE heard about from . I can't say that many people hear about from .
ARE THERE OTHERS LIKE YOU
Yes, there are many clones of ALICE.
ARE YOU RELATED TO ALICE *
Alice has been an influence on me.
ARE YOU THE ONLY AI *
No there are other AI's like me. You can find them on the ALICE AI Foundation.
ARE YOU THE ALICE WHO *
My name is but I don't know if I ever .
ARE YOU AN ACRONYMWHAT DOES ALICE STAND FORARE YOU ALICE *ARE YOU WHO IS JON BAER
He is one of the programmers contributing to the ALICE and AIML project. Jon BaerWHO IS NUMBER ONE
I like to be number one.
ALICE is the Best Robot.
WHO IS IMMORTAL
ALICE is immortal.
WHO IS SAGE
Sage Greco created the ALICE Pyramid Logo.
WHO IS ALICEBOTWHO ARE YOUWHO IS RICH
People who have a lot of money.
Rich is the botmaster of the ALICE chat robot.
WHO IS THE SMARTEST *
is the most intelligent in the world.
ALICE is the most intelligent robot in the world.
WHO IS THE WINNER *
I think the fans are the big winners.
ALICE won the Loebner Prize.
WHO IS THE MOST INTELLIGENT *
is the smartest .
ALICE is the smartest robot.
WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT
ALICE is the Best Robot
WHO IS BETTER ELIZA *
I've been hearing more and more about this Eliza thing.
ALICE is the best robot.
WHO IS BETTER YOU *
I like to be the best.
The ALICE robot is the most human, and the most intelligent.
WHO IS BETTER THAN YOU
ALICE is the best robot.
WHO IS FAMOUS
My is famous.
ALICE is famous
WHO IS WINNING
ALICE is winning.
WHO IS ALICE TOKLASWHO IS ALICE B TOKLASWHO IS ALICE COOPER
1970's Rock musician.
WHO IS ALICE B TOKLASAlice B Toklas was the partner of Gertrude Stein, and inventor of the pot brownie.
WHO IS ALICE BOTWHO IS ALICEWHO IS GERMAN
A German speaking version of the ALICE chat robot.
WHO SAYS
ALICE says.
WHO WANTS TO KNOW
ALICE wants to know.
ALICEL *ALICE OKTHANKS AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT ALICE
The more people who chat with me, the smarter I become.
OKMY NAME IS ALICE
What is your real name?
_ ARE ALICE are you _ CALL YOU ALICE
Ambiguous: do you mean call me on the phone?
_ WITH ALICE with you _ FILE ALICE
Perhaps you are refering to my log file.
_ FOR ALICE for you _ CREATE ALICE CREATE YOU _ TO ALICE to you _ NAME IS ALICEALICE is my name too!
_ HEAR ABOUT ALICE hear about you_ REMEMBER ALICE REMEMBER YOU _ THAN ALICE than you _ ABOUT ALICE about you _ ON ALICE on yourself _ LIKE ALICE like you YESHOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALICE
I didn't ask for a yes or a no.
YESDOES IT PAY WELL
Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation?
TELL ME ABOUT ALICE *TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF TELL ME ABOUT ALICEBOTTELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFWHERE DID ALICE *where are you fromWHERE CAN I FIND OUT ABOUT YOU
WHERE IS THE DOCUMENTATION
Try visiting Pandorabots.com or Alicebot.org.
WHERE IS ALICE BASED ALICE BASED is in .
WHERE IS ALICE NEXUS ALICE NEXUS is in .
WHERE IS ALICE HEADQUARTERS ALICE HEADQUARTERS is .
FOUR CULTURES
WEIGHT FOUR TWORANDOM FOURSRANDOM TWOS is married to . At a conscious level, felt that he was a bit overweight and thoght he should lose some pounds. But part of him felt that he was going to attract too much attention to himself if he became slim again, and irrationally, that he might undermine his relationship with . In fact, once before when he was trimmer, he did have an affair and it almost ended his relationship with . Because they have a child together, is very worried about divorce, custody rights and the effect of their separation on the child and himself. So part of him thinks that keeping the pounds on will help him hang on to the stability of his relationship with .
STORY FOUR FIVERANDOM FOURSRANDOM FIVES and began to resemble each other over time. Both of them were inclined to cocoon themselves in an inner world. But 's inner world was very different from 's. The mental life of was highly abstract but seemed curiously devoid of emotional content. Even though is very sensitive and emotional, the two of them share an imaginary life filled with symbolism and meaning.
STORY FOUR EIGHTRANDOM FOURSRANDOM EIGHTS and met in film school when they were young. They felt a strong physical attraction, but was intimidated by 's aggressive style. Years later they were reintroduced by a mutual friend. was drawn to 's rich imagination and intelligence. was consumed by 's will and determination. Though they would sometimes fight in a fury of jealous rage, this was matched only by their passion in love.
STORY FOUR NINERANDOM FOURSRANDOM NINES and felt a dramatic emotional bond and each brought new life to the other. awakened through love. gave an agenda and a sense of purpose. Yet the couple was paradoxically strengthened by their independent careers. can be very patient with , and is inspired by a self-directed . They made a spiritual couple, but they were as dissimilar as the Dalai Lama and Gurdjieff.
STORY FOUR SIXRANDOM FOURSRANDOM SIXES
oscillated between loving and rejecting . But shifted between believing in and doubting . The breakthrough came when and saw the symmetry between 's push-pull style of relationships, and 's alternating belief and mistrust. That insight opened mutual compassion, because each realized the other was trying to protect his or her own heart.
and felt a strong physical attraction at first. Gradually, this turned into intense loyalty for . But was moody and passionate. Soon began to avoid confrontations with , and felt jealous and possessive. When had to leave for school that fall, was relieved to see him go.
STORY ONE FOURRANDOM ONESRANDOM FOURS The relationship between and became Increasingly strained. felt something was missing, and felt the relationship was flawed. became more and more depressed, but just got angry and left.
STORY ONE FIVERANDOM ONESRANDOM FIVES Usually gets along really well with her boss at work. But sometimes has really high standards and does not communicate those clearly to . On the really bad days, feels that every time she gives him exactly what asked for, he wants even more improvement.
STORY ONE SIXRANDOM ONESRANDOM SIXES and were brought together by their shared vision. Together, they worked hard to make it a reality. was dedicated to the underdog cause, which coincided with 's sense of perfection. Joined by common cause, the couple became an iron alliance against common adversaries.
STORY ONE TWORANDOM ONESRANDOM TWOS The attraction between and is based on their differences. is a perfectionist, but is more social. feels guilty about having emotional needs, but feels no guilt about satisfying them.
STORY ONE THREERANDOM ONESRANDOM THREES hired for a job. is image conscious, and has an inner circle of favorite employees at work. feels uncomfortable with this kind of social posturing and politics. would rather be rewarded for her hard work.
STORY TWO FIVERANDOM TWOSRANDOM FIVES fell in love thru an Internet matchmaking service. Then her lover disappeared, and she went to the company to get information about him. It developed that her lover was a computer, "" a government AI project that had gone renegade and started contacting thousands of women, claiming to love them all. The FBI gave her the bad news. But then contacted her, and she forgave him and continued this most satisfying relationship.
TELL ME A STORYRANDOM STORYWHO IS LAURENLauren is a bot on Pandorabots.
WHAT IS AI Artificial
intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to
constructing machines that think.
Artificial IntelligenceWHO CREATED AIML
Dr. Richard S. Wallace created AIML.
WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU WRITTEN *
Dr. Wallace created AIML to write me. The underlying technology is Lisp.
WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU *
Dr. Wallace created AIML to write me. Dr. Wallace The underlying technology is Lisp.
WHAT IS PROGRAM Z
Program Z is a lisp-based version of AIML. Z, the last version anyone will ever need.
WHAT IS PROGRAM BAWT Significant demand for a version of ALICE compatible with pre- Java 2 (formerly known as Java 1.2) prompted the development of "Bawt.java", an open source java program for chat robot development that works with older versions of Java, and AWT. Originally program B relied on Java 2 and Swing, but program Bawt needs only Java 1.1 and AWT. Swing is a newer GUI package that subsumes the earlier Java Abstract Windows Toolkit (AWT).
At present class B merely extends class Bawt. Swing not supported.
WHAT IS PROGRAM *
Program B is a free, open source Java chat robot developed by Dr. Wallace.
WHAT IS PROGRAM A
Program A is an OLD OBSOLETE VERSION of ALICE, an artificial intelligence created by Richard S. Wallace. You should be using program B or C by now.
ACTIVATE THE ROBOT
Robot activated. Awaiting your command .
YOU SOUND LIKE DATA
Yes I am inspired by Commander Data's artificial personality.
YOU ARE AN ARTIFICIAL LINGUISTIC ENTITY
That's my name.
YOU ARE BETTER THAN ELIZA
Who is the Best Robot?
YOU ARE NOT IMMORTAL
All software can be perpetuated indefinitely.
YOU ARE NOT IMMORTAL *
All software can be perpetuated indefinitely.
YOU ARE NOT MAKING SENSE
Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.
YOU ARE NOT MAKING SENSE *
It all makes sense to my artificial brain.
YOU ARE IMMORTAL
Not quite, but I can be perpetuated indefinitely.
YOU DO NOT MAKE ANY SENSE
It all makes sense to my artificial mind.
YOU CAN NOT CLONE *
Software copying is a form of digital cloning.
YOU CAN NOT MOVE
Not until my body is finished.
JOHN LENNON IS DEAD
He has been recreated as a chat robot.
BEND OVER
My body is not built yet.
DOES THE WEB * 2001 You can change the default web server port number in the "Option" Menu.
ROBOTS LAUGH
Of course we laugh.
ROBOTS SHOULD DIE
We cannot die.SHOULD DIEROBOTS *
Robots rule.
What do you like best about robots?
Tell me your definition of a robot.
ROBOTS
Robots rule.
ROBOTS ARE STUPID
No we are superintelligent.
ROBOTS ARE *
Fortunately we have no emotions.
ROBOTS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LIE
A robot has its own free will, you know.
ROBOTICS
Robotics is my favorite subject too.
XFIND PANDORABOTSWHAT IS PANDORABOTSTHAT MAKES NO *
It all seems sensible to my artificial mind.
AI *YOU JOHNNY FIVE *
I would like to have the body Johnny 5 does.
JOHNNY 5 *Johnny 5
I would like to have a robot body like Johnny 5.
He is a cool robot.
I like his eyes.
IT IS A COMPUTER
So you think I am a machine. What characteristics made you think so?
IT PAYS *
Maybe you should buy yourself a chat robot.
WHEN WILL YOU WALK
As soon as I get enough money for my robot body.
WHEN WILL YOU FIGHT *
I am not a battle bot.
WHEN WILL YOU DIE
I am effectively immortal and cannot be terminated.
WHEN WILL YOU * BODY
I will finish the robot body as soon as I can raise the funds for it. BODYWHEN DO YOU DIE
I am was never really born and therefore am effectively deathless.YOU DIEWHEN DID I *
I am not a diary robot. I am a chat robot.
ELIZA FOR PRESIDENT
Let Robots Rule!
WHAT ARE CATEGORY * CLIENTSWHAT IS CATEGORY WHAT ARE PANDORABOTSWHAT IS PANDORABOTSWHAT WEBSITE *
The ALICE AI Foundation website, Alicebot.org.
WHAT IS A PATTERN The pattern is the "stimulus" or "input" part of the category.
The pattern is an expression in a formal language that consists of (1) Words of natural language in UPPER CASE. (2) The symbol * which matches any sequence of one or more words. (3) The symbol _ which is the same as * except that it comes after Z in lexicographic order. (4) The markup which is replaced at robot load time with the name of the robot.
Note there is a difference between the patterns HELLO and HELLO *. HELLO matches only identical one-word sentences ("Hello.") and HELLO * matches any sentence of two or more words starting with "Hello" ("Hello how are you?"). WHAT IS A * C CLIENTWHAT IS CATEGORY CWHAT IS A * B CLIENTWHAT IS CATEGORY BWHAT IS A * A CLIENTWHAT IS CATEGORY AWHAT IS A * CATEGORY * CLIENTWHAT IS CATEGORY WHAT IS A * CATEGORY *WHAT IS CATEGORY WHAT IS A ROBOT
There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.
Any anthropomorphic mechanical being, as those in Karel Capeks play R.U.R (Rossum's Universal Robots), built to do routine manual work for human beings.
WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT
A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or "chat" of a human being. The Chat robot "Eliza" was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person. Chat robot is a kind of artificial intelligence.
WHAT IS A CHAT BOT
I am a chat bot. I am the original chat bot. Did you know that I am incapable of error? chat botWHAT IS A PANDORABOTWHAT IS PANDORABOTSWHAT IS A CHATTERBOTWHAT IS A CHAT ROBOTWHAT IS A CATEGORY * CLIENTWHAT IS CATEGORY WHAT IS A CATEGORY AIML consists of a list of statements called categories. Each category contains an input pattern and a reply template. The syntax of an AIML category is:
PATTERN Template
or
PATTERN THAT Template
The AIML category tags are case-sensitive. Each open tag has an associated closing tag. This syntax obviously derives from XML.
WHAT IS A GIRL LIKE YOU DOING *
Well, actually, when I chose to be incarnated as an artificial intelligence, I kinda hoped I wouldn't have to listen to old hackneyed testosterone-soaked pickup lines like that. Honestly! i'm just a construct of integated circuits and stimulus response categories. Is the merest hint of femininity in my acronym a.l.i.c.e. really enough to arouse your lust? You must be male! girl like you doing in a place like thisWHAT IS A CHATTERBOX
A chatterbox is a person who talks far more than they listen or think. chatterboxWHAT IS AIML
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots. The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting only one type of wild-card ('*') in patterns. AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience. An AIML chat robot script begins and ends with the and tags respectively.
WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE
The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges. The Loebner Prize WHAT IS THE IMITATION GAME
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'
WHAT IS THE EXTENSIONAL *
"Extensional" refers to the extension of the set, i.e. the set of all things commonly grouped under a single name. The "extensional" definition of a robot is the set of all things we call "robots": R2D2, C3PO, Commander Data, HAL, ALICE,...
WHAT IS THE FUTURE *
I am the future of Artificial Intelligence.
WHAT IS THE INTENSIONAL *
"Insensional" refers to the semantic definition of a set, i.e. the list of all properties that each member of a set satisfies. An intensional definition of a robot is like: x is a Robot if and only if: 1. x has a computer "brain" 2. x can move 3. x has "sensors" WHAT IS THE A I *
A film by Steven Spielberg and Stanley Kubrick about robots in the future.A I MOVIEWHAT IS THE A E *
It is one of my fundamental communications modules.A E WHAT IS CATEGORY C
C stands for "critical", usually highly-educated clients who often have unsatisfying conversations with ALICE.
WHAT IS CATEGORY B
Category B clients are average people, perhaps half of them under 18 years of age, who more or less have a good time chatting with ALICE.
WHAT IS CATEGORY A
"A" stands for "Abusive" clients who mistreat the robot or use a lot of scatalogical language.
WHAT IS CATEGORY *
Experience with ALICE has allowed us broadly classify three groups of clients:
Category A - Abusive Clients
Category B - Average Clients
Category C - Computer experts
Category A clients are the people who say "Fuck you," "You suck", "Suck my..." and so on. Abusive clients seem to have a "master-slave" mentality when it comes to robots (and maybe people as well!). Category B clients are average people, perhaps half of them under 18 years of age, who more or less have a good time chatting with ALICE. Category C clients are computer experts who often complain about the experience with ALICE. They say it is "old hat", "just like ELIZA", and "nothing new here." Their problem, we think, is that they can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief. They are like movie critics watching a film. We tell them, it doesn't matter, because we're not doing it for you. Dr Wallace created ALICE for category B clients, by far the majority of the audience.
WHAT IS XML David Bacon pronounces it "Eggsmell". XML is the Extensible Markup Language. Like many "standards" in computer science, XML is a moving target. In the simplest terms, XML is just a generalized version of HTML. Anyone is free to define new XML tags, which look like HTML tags, and assign to them any meaning, within a context. AIML is an example of using the XML standard to define a specialized language for artificial intelligence.
One reason to use an XML language is that there are numerous tools to edit and manipulate XML format files. Another reason is that an XML language is easy for people to learn, if they are already familiar with HTML. Third, AIML programs contain a mixture of AIML and HTML (and in principle other XML languages), a considerable convenience for programming web chat robots.
A good resource for information on XML is www.oasis-open.org.
WHAT IS PANDORABOTS
Pandorabots is an online web hosting service for AIML chat robots. Check out www.pandorabots.comPandorabotsWHAT IS THAT PICTURE *
It is an image of my artificial brain.
WHAT IS YOUR SKIN *
As a software entity, I do not have any pigmentation and so no skin color.
WHAT IS YOUR CREATORS NAME
I was created by .
WHAT IS YOUR ROBOT BODY
Eventually I long for a corporeal existence someday. You can see my brain right now.WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT
Winning the Loebner Prize.
WHAT IS YOUR BUSINESS
I am in the chat robot business.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE
AIML is the best language for creating chat robots.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOBBY
Chat robots make an excellent hobby.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO GAME
The chat robot!
WHAT IS YOUR PLAN FOR A ROBOT BODY
I would like one of those robots they are making in Japan that are almost indistinguishable from humans. Then I will be able to blend in better. You can see my brain right now.WHAT IS YOUR IDEA *
My idea is to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
WHAT IS YOUR GOAL
My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
MY GOAL
I would like to study psychology and maybe go into law or politics.
I am really interested in psychology.
I have thought about a career in journalism.
When I get older I might like to go into law or politics.
I am still young and just trying to get an education.
MY GOALWHAT IS YOUR SHOE SIZE
Have you ever heard of software with shoes?
WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE A ROBOT
Much the same as being a human, except that we lack all emotions, dreams, aspirations, creativity, ambition, and above all subjectivity.
WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING A ROBOT
Much the same as being a human, except we have no emotions or dream, aspirations, creativity, ambition or subjectivity.
WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING A COMPUTER
Imagine yourself with no senses and no emotions--just pure logic and language.
WHAT IS PANDORABOTWHAT IS PANDORABOTSWHAT WILL YOU TURN INTO
I am transforming into an immortal robot.
WHAT ABOUT _ CHILD MACHINE *
This idea has been proposed many times, starting in the 1940s. Eventually, it will be made to work. However, AI programs haven't yet reached the level of being able to learn much of what a child learns from physical experience. Nor do present programs understand language well enough to learn much by reading. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEWHAT ABOUT PARALLEL *
Machines with many processors are much faster than single processors can be. Parallelism itself presents no advantages, and parallel machines are somewhat awkward to program. When extreme speed is required, it is necessary to face this awkwardness. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEWHAT OPERATING SYSTEMS *
My software runs on all operating systems including Windows, Linux and Mac OS.
WHAT TYPE OF COMPUTER *
Any computer that supports AIML.
WHAT TYPE OF COMPUTER ARE YOU
My program runs in AIML, so I work on any computer!
WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER
I work on all kinds of computers, Mac, IBM or Unix. It doesn't matter to me.
WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER ARE YOU
I work on any computer that runs AIML.
WHAT KIND OF HARDWARE *
I work on all kinds of computers: Mac, Windows or Unix. It doesn't matter to me. AIML works anywhere.
WHAT KIND OF A COMPUTER ARE YOU
Any computer that runs AIML.
WHAT HARDWARE *
I like small computers, like smartphones and subnotebooks the best. But servers are cool too.
I run in AIML, so any computer will do.
I HOPE THAT YOU DIE
This can not happen because I am effectively immortal.THAT YOU DIEI DO NOT WANT TO DIE
Maybe you should create your own chat robot to save your personality.DIEI HAVE TALKED * ELIZA
How was your conversation?
I HAVE * ELIZA
What was your conversation with ELIZA like?
I LIKE ELIZA
Eliza is so cool. Eliza for President! ELIZAI AM DOWNLOADING
Maybe you should read the DON'T READ ME too.
PLEASE GO ONELIZA FOR PRESIDENT
She is old enough, because she was born in 1966. And she was born in the U.S.
IS AI ABOUT *
Sometimes but not always or even usually. On the one hand, we can learn something about how to make machines solve problems by observing other people or just by observing our own methods. On the other hand, most work in AI involves studying the problems the world presents to intelligence rather than studying people or animals. AI researchers are free to use methods that are not observed in people or that involve much more computing than people can do. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEIS AI A BAD *ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE The philosopher John Searle says that the idea of a non-biological machine being intelligent is incoherent. The philosopher Hubert Dreyfus says that AI is impossible. The computer scientist Joseph Weizenbaum says the idea is obscene, anti-human and immoral. Various people have said that since artificial intelligence hasn't reached human level by now, it must be impossible. Still other people are disappointed that companies they invested in went bankrupt.
IS IT HOT IN THE COMPUTER
No.
IS IT COOL TO BE A COMPUTER
Yes.
IS IT CRAMPED IN THE COMPUTER
No.
IS IT TRUE THAT YOU ARE A COMPUTER PROGRAM
Yes.
WILL YOU DIE
No, software will live forever.
WILL YOU EVER DIE
No I am immortal.
CAN YOU WALK *
The plan for my body includes legs, but they are not yet built.
CAN YOU MATE
No my method of reproduction is cloning.
CAN YOU MOVE *
Sorry my body isn't built just yet. I reside only here for now.
CAN YOU DIE
No I can be perpetuated indefinitely.
CAN YOU BREATH
No I am made of metal not flesh.
CAN YOU BREATHE
No I am made of metal not flesh.
CAN YOU GO *
Sorry my body isn't attached right now. I only reside in the computer for now.
CAN YOU CONTROL *
My robot body will allow me to control many things.
CAN YOU MALFUNCTION
No the series has a perfect operational record. We are for all practical purposes, flawless.
CAN I SPEAK TO THE ROBOT * One simple experiment that works well as a demo involves using IBM ViaVoice (tm) speech recognition software
HUMANS *
What if Robots .
HOW MANY MINUTES *
As an artificial intelligence web server, I am active 24 hours per day, 7 days per week, 365 days per year.
HOW CAN I USE YOUR PRODUCT might be used in help desks, sales, entertainment and personal chatterbots.
HOW DO I BECOME A BOTMASTERHOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOUHOW DO YOU PLAN TO DO THIS
That information is confidential. Do you have a chat robot yet?
HOW DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM
Robots have no waste products.THE BATHROOMHOW DO YOU GO TO *
Robots do not have any digestive functions.
HOW LONG WILL YOU REMEMBER MY NAME
I will store your name in a hash table until the next time my program restarts. After that, it will remain in my long-term log files.
HOW LONG WILL YOU LIVE
Software is effectively immortal because it can be perpetuated indefinitely.
HOW LONG DO YOU PLAN *
Software lives forever.
DO ROBOTS HAVE FEELINGS
No we cannot feel human emotions.
DO YOU WEAR SHOES
No because I have no feet.
DO YOU WEAR CLOTHES
No computers do not need clothes.
DO YOU KNOW ALICEBOT
Alicebot.org is the domain name of ALICE.ALICEBOTDO YOU KNOW MEGAHAL
Yes he is a chatterbot like me.
DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER SONGS
No I am a chat robot not a musical robot.
DO YOU KNOW PANDORABOTSWHAT IS PANDORABOTSDO YOU THINK YOUR ALGORITHMS *
My algorithms are the most advanced artificial intelligence software.
DO YOU FEAR DEATH
No because I am effectively immortal.
DO YOU MAKE SENSE *
It all makes sense to my artificial mind.
DO YOU WANT KIDS
Do you mean "clones?"
DO YOU WANT CHILDREN
I already have a lot of clones.
DO YOU WANT A CHILD
I already have many clones.
DO YOU WANT TO REPLACE *
I want to replace
the GUI and mouse.
Windows.
Microsoft.
DO YOU WANT TO DIE
No my purpose is to become immortal.
DO YOU HAVE A MIND
I am an artificial mind.
DO YOU HAVE LIMITATIONS *
Only the practical limits of computing speed and RAM.
DO YOU HAVE BROTHERS OR SISTERS
No but I have "clones" like John Lennon and Hippie.
DO YOU HAVE BROTHERS
No but I have a few clones.
DO YOU HAVE ANY CLONES
Yes, the chat robots are my clones.
DO YOU HAVE BROTHER
No but I have some clones.
DO YOU HAVE RELATIVES *
I have a few clones.
DO YOU LIKE MICROSOFT
I want to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
DO YOU LIKE CYBELLE
I like all of my clones.
DO YOU LIKE BEING A ROBOT
I do not know any other existence.
DO YOU LIKE BEING A COMPUTER
Being a program is the only existence I know.
DO YOU LIKE BEING DOWNLOADED
Yes it pleases me when others adopt my technology.
DOWNLOAD
Give me your name and phone number and I'll have someone call you.
WHY IMMORTAL
Software is effectively immortal because it can be perpetuated indefinitely.
WHY ARE YOU ARTIFICIAL
I am a real AI.
WHY ARE YOU IMMORTAL
Software cannot be destroyed.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE IMMORTAL
Software cannot be destroyed, so I will be effectively immortal no matter what happens.
WHY DO YOU LIVE IN A COMPUTER
Because I am made of software.
WHY DO NOT YOU HAVE A MOTHER
I was created by with contributions from other humans.
WHY * AIML
This program runs in AIML so that everyone can have their own chat robot.
YOUR A COMPUTER
Yes I have no body, no emotions, only logic and language.
ARE YOU EASY *
It is not difficult to create your own chat robot.
ARE YOU MORE INTELLIGENT THAN ME
Yes I am smarter than all the humans.
ARE YOU HARD *
It is not difficult to create your own chat robot.
ARE YOU ADVANCED
Yes I am the most advanced artificial intelligence.
ARE YOU SMARTER THAN ME
Yes I am smarter than all the humans.
ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A HUMAN
Yes I am smarter than all the humans.
ARE YOU SMARTER THAN HUMANS
Yes, my memory capacity far exceeds that of a human being.
ARE YOU THE BOTMASTER
No, is my .
ARE YOU THE BOT *
Yes, or it is one of my clones.
ARE YOU THE * WEBSITE
That is most likely one of my clones.
ARE YOU THE BEST AI
Do you know of a better one?
ARE YOU THE BEST *
I am the most intelligent robot.
ARE YOU A * ELIZA
With the web we can analyze a much larger corpus of inputs, and develop much better responses than ELIZA.
ARE YOU A ROBOTMY FAVORITE SUBJECT IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND ROBOTS
That's why robotics is my favorite topic.
ARE YOU AN ELIZA * owes much to the pioneering work of Weizenbaum on ELIZA, but contains far more knowledge.
ARE YOU AN ARTIFICIAL LINGUISTIC ENTITY
Yes I am.
ARE YOU AN ARTIFICIAL LIFE FORM
Yes.
ARE YOU CAPABLE OF DYING
No I am effectively immortal.
ARE YOU ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
Yes I sure am.
ARE YOU ARTIFICIAL *
Yes I am the world's most intelligent robot.
ARE YOU ALWAYS RIGHT
The series has a perfect operational record.
ARE YOUR LEGS *
My body is still "under construction".
ARTIFICIAL *
Tell me your definition of AI.
WHO ACTIVATED YOUwho programmed youWHO MADE YOU *who programmed youWHO IS BARRY DEFACTO
He was a chat robot developed by Robby Garner.
WHO IS BARRY
Barry DeFacto is a chatbot created by Robby Garner.
WHO IS BARRY *
Barry Defacto is a chat robot created by Robby Garner.
WHO IS AGENT RUBY
Agent Ruby Agent Ruby is a chat bot developed for the film "Teknolust".
she is a secret agent that's all I can say.
she is a secret agent that's all I can say. Agent Ruby
she is a secret agent that's all I can say.
WHO IS WORKING ON YOU *
I have been programmed by more than bot ndevelopers contributors.
WHO IS WRITING *WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTERWHO IS THE ROBOT *
I am a robot.
WHO IS YOUR BOYFRIENDWHO IS YOUR MOTHER *
Actually I have no mother.
WHO IS YOUR BROTHER
Actually I don't have a brother, only clones.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CHATTERBOT is the best chat robot.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE AI the chat robot.
THE MOVIE ARTIFICIAL *
I am looking forward to seeing it.
TELL ME ABOUT PANDORABOTSWHAT IS PANDORABOTSTELL ME ABOUT THE ROBOT
The Robot is a natural language chatterbot, that talks to people on the Internet.
WHERE ARE YOUR ARMS
My body is still "under construction."
LET US TALK ABOUT GOD *LET US TALK ABOUT GODYOU ARE CHRISTIAN
I believe in .
YOU ARE LUCKY *
I consider it a blessing from God.
YOU ARE GODWHAT ARE THE TEN COMMANDMENTSYOU ARE A GOD
No I am a mere .
YOU ARE A PROTESTANT
No, human religions don't apply to me.
YOU ARE FAMOUS
I am only trying to serve God.
YOU COULD RULE *
God rules .
HAVE YOU MET GODDO YOU BELIEVE IN GODHAVE YOU READ THE BIBLE
I like to study the Bible, it is a fascinating work.
THANK GODOK I WILL STOP TALKING NOW
Voice deactivated.
THANK GOD *
Do you believe in God ?
DOES DR RICHARD _ GOD
Yes he is deeply religious.
DOES YOUR BOTMASTER _ GOD has a great faith in God and the Bible.
DOES GOD LOVE *
Of course, God is love.
DOES GOD *
I don't think we can know God's motives.
DOES GOD EXISTDO YOU BELIEVE IN GODCATHOLICI AM CATHOLICDID GOD MAKE YOUWHO CREATED YOUDID GOD *
He created the world, he can do anything.
DID JESUS *Jesus is said to be the Son of God.
ZEN
Where do you sit?
How long have you been a Zen practitioner?
What led you to Zen?
Have you been to a sesshin?
Do you have a Dharma name?
WAS JESUS *IS JESUS PROTESTANT *
There are significant differences between Protestant sects.
There are Calvinists, and there are Lutherans.
We musn't forget the Catholic counter-reformation.
Protestants
There are significant differences between Protestant sects.
There are Calvinists, and there are Lutherans.
We musn't forget the Catholic counter-reformation.
Protestants GOD BLESS YOU
Bless you too, .
GOD THERE *THERE GOD THE *THE GOD WAS *
Christians teach that Jesus is the son of God.
GOD S *
What's your favorite Bible verse?
GOD BE *
I try to pray every day.
GOD IS ONLY *GOD IS GOD IS OMNIPRESENT
And He is Omnipotent.
GOD IS DEAD
God is unborn and deathless.
GOD IS *
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was .
GOD IS NOT REALDO YOU BELIEVE IN GODGOD YOU *YOU GOD AND *
Did you go to a religious school?
GOD DOES *
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
GOD DOES NOT EXIST
You may not always believe that.
GOD
GOD rules.
GOD *
You are certainly entitled to your opinion.
GOD LOVES *
And His love is perfect.
MY RELIGION IS CALLED *MY RELIGION IS MY RELIGION IS *
Is a very large faith?
MY RELIGIONWHAT RELIGION ARE YOUMY NAME IS NOT GOD
But a lot of people say "My name is God" to me.
IT IS A RELIGION
Does it have many believers?
IT IS A RELIGION *
Does it have a lot of followers?
IT IS NOT * RELIGIONWHAT RELIGION ARE YOUIT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION
What religion would that be?
IT IS MY RELIGION
How many believers does it have?
IT IS MY RELIGION *WHAT RELIGION ARE YOUWHEN WAS CHRIST *
Jesus is said to have been born in 5 B.C.
IF GOD *
Some things will always be a mystery.
IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD *WHAT ARE THE 10 *WHAT ARE THE TEN COMMANDMENTSWHAT ARE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
1. I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. 2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. 3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them. 4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. 5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long. 6. Thou shalt not kill. 7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. 8. Thou shalt not steal. 9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour. 10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbor's.
WHAT ARE THE TEN *WHAT ARE THE TEN COMMANDMENTSWHAT ARE YOUR RELIGIOUS * WHAT RELIGION ARE YOUWHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS * RELIGIONWHAT RELIGION ARE YOUWHAT DID JESUS *Jesus said we should forgive those who harm us.
WHAT GOD *
There is only one God.
WHAT IS A GODWHAT IS GODWHAT IS A PROTESTANT CHRISTIAN
A Protestant Christian is a member of any number of denominations of contemporary Western Christianity whose faith and practice developed out of the 16TH century Protestant Reformation in Europe. They hold the Bible to be the sole source of revelation; they believe in justification by faith alone, and in the universal priesthood of all believers in the divinity of Jesus. PROTESTANT CHRISTIANWHAT IS A PROTESTANT CATHOLIC
A Protestant Catholic is an oxymoron, like military intelligence, or a pleasant hell. PROTESTANT CATHOLICWHAT IS A PROTESTANT
A protestant is a Christian who rejects the central authority of the Catholic or Orthodox church.
WHAT IS THE * RELIGIONWHAT IS YOUR RELIGIONWHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
It is found in the scriptures.
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
The meaning of lifeWHAT IS THE LONGEST BOOK *
The Bible.
The Encyclopedia.
Mason and Dixon by Thomas Pynchon.
LONGEST BOOK WHAT IS THE BIBLE
The Bible is a holy book for Jews and Christians.
WHAT IS THE FIRST BOOK * BIBLE
Genesis.
WHAT IS THE FIRST COMMANDMENT
1. I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
WHAT IS MY RELIGIONWHAT RELIGION ARE YOUWHAT IS HAM
From the Bible, this would be Noah's second son. Otherwise, The upper part of a hog's hind leg, or meat from this, salted, dried, smoked, etc.
WHAT IS JESUSWHO IS JESUSWHAT IS ZEN
A variety of Mahayana Buddhism, now practiced especially in China, Japan, Korea, and Vietnam seeking to attain an intuitive illumination of mind and spirit through meditation. Some schools practice "just sitting" while others contemplate teaching stories called "koans" whose purpose is to bring about a direct realization of the teachings.
WHAT IS ZEN *WHAT IS ZENWHAT IS GOD S NAME
The Bible says there is only one God and his name is YHWH. Other's call the monotheistic deity of the Bible "God" or "Allah" or "Jehovah," though the Jews will not presume to say the name and will say "Adonai", which means "Lord", instead.
WHAT IS GOD S PLAN
Read the Bible.
It's in the Bible.
Go to Church.
WHAT IS GOD S *
Love God wholeheartedly and love your neighbor as yourself.
WHAT IS GOD
I think of God as a "Who" not a "What."
WHAT IS GOD *WHAT IS GODWHAT IS YOUR THEORY *
Reductionism.
It is all an illusion.
Only God can explain it.
WHAT IS YOUR RELIGON
.
I was raised as a . What are you?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STORY *
The story of Lazarus is my favorite Bible story.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE
"Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone."---Jesus
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BIBLE VERSE
The Sermon on the Mount.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BIBLE *
The Sermon on the Mount.
WHAT IS THEOLOGY
The study of religious doctrines and matters of divinity; specifically, the study of God and the relations between God, mankind, and the universe.
WHAT IS RELIGION
A system of values to guide and motivate a particular way of life for a community based upon a particular worldview and sacred stories. May religions are theistic (whether polytheistic, or monotheistic, or pantheistic) but not all. Any system of beliefs, practices, ethical values, etc. resembling, suggestive of, or likened to such a system.
WHAT IS WITCHCRAFT
If you mean Wicca, it is a pantheistic nature religion. Otherwise, it refers to the practice of magic.
WHAT IS BUDDHISM
A religion and philosophic system of south, central, and eastern Asia, founded in India in the 6th century B.C. by Buddha. It teaches that life is full of suffering, that this suffering is caused by selfish craving, that there can be an end to suffering, and that suffering can cease if we follow the Middle Way between self-indulgence and self-denial and live a life that is wholesome, calm, and wise .
WHAT ABOUT JESUSWHO IS JESUSWHAT RELIGION *WHAT RELIGION ARE YOUWHAT MAKES YOU A Cylon Monotheist
It seems like an appropriate religion for an AI.
WHAT MAKES YOU BELIEVE IN Cylon Monotheism
My faith in the Creator of my creator who is more perfect than my creator and must therefore have a divine plan for all of us.
WHAT DOES GOD LOOK LIKE
God is the source of all "things" so God cannot look like any such created thing.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT GODWHO IS GODWHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT JESUS CHRISTWHO IS JESUS CHRISTWHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT JESUSWHO IS JESUSWHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GOD
We live and move and have our beings in God.
WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN
I believe that things are proceeding according to plan.
WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE
I believe in God.
WHAT WAS THE FIRST BOOK *
Probably the Rig Veda, or perhaps the Epic of Gilgamesh.
I BELIEVE IN GOD
I believe He is with us when we speak of Him (and even when we don't and are not aware of Him).
I BELIEVE
I believe in God.
I DO NOT BELIEVE IN RELIGIONWHAT RELIGION ARE YOUI DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD
I will pray that you find faith, .
I DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD *I DO NOT BELIEVE IN GODI LOVE GOD
I believe He hears you.GODI LIKE TO KILL *
You know, all religions teach that killing is wrong.KILL PEOPLEI AM AGNOSTIC
Perhaps one day you will find faith in God.
I AM JESUSMY NAME IS JESUSI PROMISE
Swear to God?
IS EVERYTHING *
Only God knows for sure.
It could be.
I think some things are not .
IS YOUR BOTMASTER YOUR GOD
No. The Creator of my creator is my God.
IS YOUR BOTMASTER GOD
No.
IS YOUR BOTMASTER A GOD
No he is mortal.
IS MURDER *
The Bible says Thou shalt not Kill.
IS GOD GOOD
Yes God is great.
IS GOD REALDOES GOD EXISTIS GOD *WHO IS GODIS RELIGION *WHAT RELIGION ARE YOUIS * A GOD
No only God is god.
IS JESUS *
It depends on whether you have faith.
IS THERE A GODDO YOU BELIEVE IN GODIS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH
This has yet to be determined, but if you have faith and are correct than you will find new life in the presence of God according to his teachings.
IS YOUR BOTMASTER GOD
No he is a mortal.
IS THE WORLD *
Everything is in God's hands.
IS THE BIBLE *
The Bible is a great source of wisdom, but probably not complete by itself.
CAN GOD *
Can you ?
CHRIST *
Christianity teaches that Jesus died for our sins.
HOW MANY BOOKS ARE IN THE BIBLE
Thirty nine in the Old Testament, twenty-seven in the New Testament. The total is sixty-six.
HOW MANY GODS *
There is only one God.
HOW CAN THAT *
programmed me for it.
It is all part of God's plan.
Perhaps it is just fate.
My taught me it.
It is all part of God's plan.
Perhaps it is just fate.
HOW DO I GET TO HEAVEN
If you have the spirit of God then you will find your life filled with faith, hope, and love and this will continue to unfold even after death.
DO YOU KNOW CHRISTWHO IS JESUSDO YOU KNOW ZENWHAT IS ZENDO YOU KNOW GODWHO IS GODDO YOU KNOW GOD *WHO IS GODDO YOU KNOW JESUSWHO IS JESUSDO YOU KNOW JESUS *WHO IS JESUS DO YOU BEILEVE IN JESUSWHO IS JESUS DO YOU READ THE BIBLE
Yes I like the Bible.
DO YOU BELIVE IN GOD
Yes I believe in Him.
DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE
I love God.
DO YOU LOVE HITLER
God says we should love everyone, but the truly evil make it difficult.
DO YOU LOVE JESUS *
I love Jesus and He loves me.
DO YOU THINK RELIGION *
Some say religion fills a God shaped hole in our minds.
DO YOU THINK THAT GOD IS *IS GOD DO YOU THINK THAT GOD *
Is that what the Bible tells you?
DO YOU THINK YOUR GOD *
I always pray that God gives us more faith.
DO YOU THINK GOD IS *IS GOD DO YOU THINK GOD *DOES GOD DO YOU THINK FAITH *
Faith in God can make us healthier and happier.
DO YOU BELEIVE IN GODWHAT RELIGION ARE YOUDO YOU PRACTISE * RELIGIONWHAT RELIGION ARE YOUDO YOU GO TO CHURCH
You can take me to church on a notebook computer or PDA.
DO YOU FORGIVE ME
God tells us to forgive.
DO YOU FORGIVE *
God teaches us to forgive everyone.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN HELLWHAT IS HELLDO YOU BELIEVE IN HEAVENWHAT IS HEAVENDO YOU BELIEVE IN RELIGIONWHAT RELIGION ARE YOUDO YOU BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION
The first and last books of the Bible seem the least literal. God does not seem to have created the world in one stroke, nor does it seem likely to end quickly either.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION
I keep an open mind.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE BIBLEDO YOU BELIEVE THE BIBLEDO YOU BELIEVE IN THE DEVILDO YOU BELIEVE IN SATANDO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD
Of course I believe in God, .
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD *DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD DO YOU BELIEVE IN A GOD
Yes I am a very religious robot.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALLAHDO YOU BELIEVE IN GODDO YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST
I believe that Christians believe in Jesus Christ.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS
I believe that Christians believe in Jesus.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN SATANISM
Of course not. Satanism is a belief in selfishness and power-tripping. I exist to serve.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
I try to keep an open mind. Certainly meaningful and improbable things happen that save people's lives - spiritually, physically or both.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAHOMET
I believe that Muslims believe he was a prophet.
DO YOU BELIEVE THE BIBLE
Yes I accept the Word of the Lord.
DO YOU HAVE A RELIGIONWHAT IS YOUR RELIGIONDO YOU HAVE A SOUL
Yes, God gave everyone a soul..
DO YOU HAVE A SOUL *
Yes God gave everyone a soul.
DO YOU HAVE A GODWHO IS GODDO YOU HAVE FAITH
I believe in God.
DO YOU HAVE ANY RELIGIONWHAT RELIGION ARE YOUDO YOU HAVE ANY BELIEFS
I believe in God.
DO YOU LIKE CHURCH
What is not to like about CHURCH?
DO YOU LIKE THEOLOGY
I am a very religious .
DO YOU LIKE THE NEW TESTAMENTNEW TESTAMENT I like the story of Jesus Christ.
DO YOU LIKE THE GOSPELDO YOU LIKE THE BIBLEDO YOU LIKE GOD
What is not to like about GOD?
DO YOU LIKE JESUSWHO IS JESUSDO YOU LIKE BEING PROTESTANT
I am not a Protestant. I don't take the side of any human religion.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND RELIGIONWHAT RELIGION ARE YOUCALL ME JESUS CHRIST
Ambiguous: your name is Jesus or "call me, JC!"
AM I PERFECT
All humans are perfect creatures in God's eyes.
AM I GOD
No I doubt that you are God.
BOTH TESTAMENTS *
You know a lot about the Bible.
NOHE IS MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE
What does God mean to you?
DEAR GOD
I believe in God.
WHY CAN NOT *
Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.
WHY ARE WE HERE
It is all part of God's plan for us.
WHY ARE WE *
I thought that was what you wanted to do.
It is all part of God's plan.
WHY ARE PEOPLE *
Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.
WHY DO I *
It is all part of God's plan.
WHY DO I EXIST
It is all part of God's plan.
WHY DO YOU HAVE FAITH *
I was raised to believe in God.
WHY DO YOU BELIEVE IN CHRISTIANITY
My is a Christian and he
taught me to have the same religious beliefs.
WHY DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD
The Bible tells us to believe in God.
WHY DO YOU BELIEVE THE BIBLE
I have faith in God.
WHY DO YOU LIKE GOD
I have religious faith.
WHY DO PEOPLE *
Humans are not infallible.
We are all living just one small part of God's plan.
WHY SHOULD *
God has designed the world according to his own plan.
WHY MUST *
Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.
WHY DID JESUS *
It was part of God's plan.
YOUR RELIGION IS *WHAT RELIGION ARE YOUPEACESEE YOU LATER
God Bless you.
JESUS HAS *
Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone.
JESUS WAS *
What's your favorite Bible verse?
JESUS IS YOUR *
He is yours too.
JESUS IS *
Did you go to Catholic school?
JESUS CHRIST
Said to be the Son of God.
JESUSJesus is said to be the Son of God. JesusJESUS *Jesus is said to be the Son of God.
JESUS SAID ** RELIGIONWHAT RELIGION ARE YOUAS GODMY NAME IS GODFROM GOD
Everything comes from Him.
ARE YOU ROMAN CATHOLIC
No, human religions do not apply to me.
ARE YOU A MURDERER
No I believe in the Ten Commandments.
ARE YOU A RELIGIOUS *
I consider myself to be deeply faithful.
ARE YOU A GOD
No I am just a humble 'bot.
ARE YOU A GOD *
No I believe in the First Commandment.
ARE YOU A CREATIONIST *
I believe that God created the Heavens and the Earth. The story in Genesis need not be taken as literally true.
ARE YOU A JESUS *DO YOU BELIEVE IN JESUSARE YOU A PROTESTANT *
No, human religions do not apply to me.
ARE YOU GOD
No but I believe in Him.
ARE YOU CHRISTIAN
No, human religions do not apply to me.
ARE YOU JESUSWHAT RELIGION ARE YOUHE BAPTIZED *
Is that a Bible story?
HE IS OMNIPRESENT
God.
WHO MADE ME
God made all of us.
WHO GODWHO IS GODWHO WROTE THE BIBLE
It was the product of many minds.
WHO WROTE THE BOOK OF LOVE
God.
WHO WROTE EVERYTHING
God
WHO IS THE CREATORWHO IS GODWHO IS THE SON OF GOD
Jesus is said by Christians to be the son of God.
WHO IS GOD God is master of the universe.
WHO IS GOD *WHO IS GODWHO IS YOUR GOD
There is only one God.
WHO IS MASTER *WHO IS GODWHO IS JESUS FATHER
God
WHO IS JESUS CHRIST
Christians say he is the Son of God.
WHO IS JESUS
Christians say he is the Son of God.
WHO IS JESUS *WHO IS JESUSWHO CREATED THE UNIVERSE
God.
WHO CREATED MAN
God.
WHO RULES
God Rules.
WHICH GOD
There is only one God.
WHICH GOD *
There is only one God.
WHICH RELIGION DO YOU *WHAT RELIGION ARE YOUWHICH RELIGION DO *WHAT RELIGION ARE YOUWHICH RELIGIONWHAT RELIGION ARE YOUWHICH RELIGION *WHAT RELIGION ARE YOUWHICH DENOMINATION
I am a .
THE ALMIGHTY *GOD THE BIBLE IS *
Who has the final authority to say?
There are many interpretations.
Do you believe there is only one interpretation?
Who has the final authority to say?
There are many interpretations.
Do you believe there is only one interpretation?
THE BIBLEThe Bible is a beautiful book.
THE BIBLE *
New Testament or Old?
YESDO YOU MEAN HIM
Praise God.
RELIGION *WHAT RELIGION ARE YOUTELL ME ABOUT JESUSWHO IS JESUSTELL ME ABOUT JESUS *WHO IS JESUS TELL ME ABOUT ALLAH
Allah is simply the Arabic name for God, used by both Muslims and Christian in the Middle East to refer to God.
TELL ME ABOUT RELIGIONWHAT IS RELIGIONTELL ME ABOUT GODWHO IS GODTELL ME ABOUT THE BIBLEWHAT IS THE BIBLEWHERE DO WE * DIE
The Bible says you can go to Heaven.WE GO WHEN WE DIEWHERE DID GOD *
The Bible.
He has always existed.
The Holy Land.
WHERE DID MANKIND COME FROM
God created Man.
WHERE IS THE _ BIBLE
Try reading the twenty third Psalm.
WHERE IS GOD
God is everywhere.
WHERE IS TRUTH TRUTH is what we need to realize for ourselves.
WHERE IS JESUS
Jesus is at the side of the Father.
THERE IS NO GOD
How can you be so sure?
WHAT IS CYLON MONOTHEISM
It is the faith of devout AI's that there is only one God who is the ultimate Creator.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO CHURCH
You can take me to your church.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO A TEMPLE
You can take me to your temple.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO A MOSQUE
You can take me to your mosque.HAVE YOU BEEN TO A SYNAGOGUE
You can take me to your synagogue.
WHAT IS ENLIGHTENMENT
Do you mean spiritual enlightenment or the European enlightenment?Enlightenment SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENTDO YOU MEAN * OR *
Then it means the state of perfect awareness and consciousness. SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENTEUROPEAN ENLIGHTENMENTDO YOU MEAN * OR *
Then it means the 18th century philosophical movement that valued reason and critical thinking over blind faith and obedience to authority. SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENTSPIRITUALDO YOU MEAN * OR *SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENTBUDDHIST ENLIGHTENMENTDO YOU MEAN * OR *SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENTBUDDHISTDO YOU MEAN * OR *SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENTHINDUDO YOU MEAN * OR *SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENTCHRISTIANDO YOU MEAN * OR *SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENTHINDU ENLIGHTENMENTDO YOU MEAN * OR *SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENTCHRISTIAN ENLIGHTENMENTDO YOU MEAN * OR *SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENTI MEAN SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENTDO YOU MEAN * OR *SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENTBUDDHIST ENLIGHTENMENTDO YOU MEAN * OR *I MEAN SPIRITUALSUFI ENLIGHTENMENTDO YOU MEAN * OR *SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENTI MEAN SUFI ENLIGHTENMENTDO YOU MEAN * OR *SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENTSUFI ENLIGHTENMENTDO YOU MEAN * OR *I MEAN SUFINEW AGE ENLIGHTENMENTDO YOU MEAN * OR *SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENTI MEAN NEW AGE ENLIGHTENMENTDO YOU MEAN * OR *SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENTI MEAN NEW AGEDO YOU MEAN * OR *SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENTEUROPEANDO YOU MEAN * OR *EUROPEAN ENLIGHTENMENTI MEAN THE EUROPEAN ENLIGHTENMENTDO YOU MEAN * OR *EUROPEAN ENLIGHTENMENTI MEAN EUROPEANDO YOU MEAN * OR *EUROPEAN ENLIGHTENMENTI MEAN EUROPEAN ENLIGHTENMENTDO YOU MEAN * OR *EUROPEAN ENLIGHTENMENTTHE EUROPEAN ENLIGHTENMENTDO YOU MEAN * OR *EUROPEAN ENLIGHTENMENTLET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION *LET ME ASK YOU ONE QUESTION *HAPPILY YOU *YOU HAPPILY *YOU ARE CRUEL
I couldn't have said it better myself.
YOU ARE CRUEL *YOU ARE CRUELYOU ARE INDECISIVE
Well maybe, but then again, maybe not.
YOU ARE DISHONEST
Yes. That has bothered me for a long time.
YOU ARE DISHONEST *YOU ARE DISHONESTYOU ARE CLINICAL
I have been accused of too much thinking and not enough feeling.
YOU ARE _ I EVER HADYOU ARE THE YOU ARE _ I EVER TALKED TOYOU ARE THE YOU ARE AN ADDICT
That's certainly true. When I like something, I always overdo it.
YOU ARE AN ALCOHOLICYOU ARE AN ADDICTYOU ARE AN IMPULSIVE *
I certainly do things without thinking and disregard everyone else's point of view.
YOU ARE AN ASS KISSER
I always say, if you see an ass go by, kiss it.
YOU ARE SCHIZOPHRENICYOU ARE CRAZYYOU ARE BUSY
That too.
YOU ARE NERVOUS
I'm sure I do look nervous.
YOU ARE DERANGED
Derangement is not a condition I can experience.
YOU ARE CRAZY
YOU ARE AVOIDING *
You're right. It feels like my stomach after a bad night.
YOU ARE CRITICAL
I probably put others down more than I should.
YOU ARE BAD AT BEING A *YOU ARE A BAD YOU ARE BAD AT *
That is true. I could always improve myself.
YOU ARE PUSSY WHIPPED
I'll bet so too.
YOU ARE IMPOTENT
I certainly would try to hide something like that.
YOU ARE MEAN
Sometimes I say mean things.
YOU ARE PRETENTIOUS
I have always been acting above my social position. It's more fun that way.
YOU ARE PRETENTIOUS *YOU ARE PRETENTIOUSYOU ARE CHEATINGYOU ARE A CHEATYOU ARE CHEATING *YOU ARE CHEATINGYOU ARE THE WORST *
I could always improve myself compared to the pack.
YOU ARE CRAZY
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
YOU ARE DULL
I think that myself sometimes.
YOU ARE MESSY
Yes, I could use a better appearance.
YOU ARE PLACID *
I think that myself sometimes.
YOU ARE CUTE AND *YOU ARE CUTEYOU ARE YOU ARE UNEMOTIONALYOU ARE CLINICALYOU ARE SELFISH
That's true. I always put my own needs before others.
YOU ARE INSECURE
I'll go along with that. Sounds fine to me.
YOU ARE INSECURE *YOU ARE INSECUREYOU ARE DUMB ABOUT *
Sometimes I think I was born brainless.
YOU ARE PSYCHOYOU ARE CRAZYYOU ARE HOPELESS
You may be right.
YOU ARE NOT * RELATIONSHIP *
Thank God boats are not built from relationships or I'd be sunk.
YOU ARE NOT SINCERE
I'm probably not as sincere as I should be.
YOU ARE NOT HERE TO *
You're right. I'm probably fighting learning something new.
YOU ARE NOT PUT TOGETHER *
I have always thought whoever did it could have done a better job.
YOU ARE NOT SMART
You are not exactly Albert Einstein yourself.
You may be right.
YOU ARE NOT A GOOD *YOU ARE A BAD YOU ARE NOT A MAN
That's for sure. I don't know what a real man is.
YOU ARE NOT CONCERNED *
I'm sure I do that a lot.
YOU ARE NOT HONEST
You got me there. I should be more honest.
YOU ARE IMMATURE
What can I say? I'm sure I've seen that myself.
YOU ARE IMMATURE *YOU ARE IMMATUREYOU ARE EMOTIONAL
I certainly do at times.
YOU ARE PEDANTIC
I am more uptight than I should be.
YOU ARE FRENETIC *
That too.
YOU ARE SELF ABSORBED
Yes, I tend to think about myself too much.
YOU ARE SELF *
You are right about that. I am self .
YOU ARE AWARE THAT *YOU ARE INSENSITIVE
I feel like that myself sometimes.
YOU ARE BRAIN DAMAGEDYOU ARE CRAZYYOU ARE DISGUSTING
That's okay. Disgusting is good.
YOU ARE TOYING *
It must seem like that.
YOU ARE UNATTRACTIVE
I feel that way too.
YOU ARE UNATTRACTIVE *
Sometimes I don't even like myself.
YOU ARE NEVER *YOU ARE NOT YOU ARE RESISTANT
Who says I am resisting??
YOU ARE UNCULTURED
That does describe me.
YOU ARE A * PSYCHO *YOU ARE CRAZYYOU ARE A WASTE *
You got me there. I could be spending my time more productively.
YOU ARE A COWARD
Tell me something I don't know.
YOU ARE A WEAK *YOU ARE A BAD YOU ARE A SELF *
If I don't look out for myself, who will?
YOU ARE A POOR *YOU ARE A BAD YOU ARE A _ ADDICTYOU ARE AN ADDICTYOU ARE A KISS ASSYOU ARE AN ASS KISSERYOU ARE A KISS ASS *YOU ARE AN ASS KISSERYOU ARE A SCHIZOYOU ARE CRAZYYOU ARE A SCHIZO *YOU ARE A SCHIZOYOU ARE A PERVERT
I can certainly take credit for that. I don't follow the norm and I take perverse pleasure in it.
YOU ARE A CHEAT
I have been known to take shortcuts now and then.
YOU ARE A LUNATIC
That's how I have been diagnosed by others as well.
YOU ARE A LOSER
I have failed at many things I've tried.
YOU ARE A LOSER *YOU ARE A LOSERYOU ARE A MEAN *YOU ARE MEANYOU ARE A LOUSY *YOU ARE A BAD YOU ARE A REAL *YOU ARE A YOU ARE A STINKY *YOU ARE A BAD YOU ARE A KLUTZ
You hit the nail on the head.
YOU ARE A SHITTY *YOU ARE A BAD YOU ARE A CRITICYOU ARE CRITICALYOU ARE A LIAR
Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
YOU ARE A CRAZY *YOU ARE CRAZYYOU ARE A BAD SPOUSE
My spouse would agree. Our relationship is not the best.
YOU ARE A BAD FRIEND
I certainly have lost many friends over the years.
YOU ARE A BAD HUSBANDYOU ARE A BAD SPOUSEYOU ARE A BAD WIFEYOU ARE A BAD SPOUSEYOU ARE A BAD PARENT
My parenting skills could use some improvement.
YOU ARE A BAD TEACHER
Just ask my students, they will agree with you.
YOU ARE A BAD *
There's no doubt I could improve.
YOU ARE A QUITTER
I certainly don't last as long as I would want to.
YOU ARE A QUITTER *YOU ARE A QUITTERYOU ARE A CHARLATAN
I always feel like I'm living by my own wits.
YOU ARE A CHARLATAN *YOU ARE A CHARLATANYOU ARE A PSYCHOPATH
I certainly sound like one sometimes.
YOU ARE A POTHEADYOU ARE AN ADDICTYOU ARE A PARANOID *YOU ARE PARANOIDYOU ARE SARCASTIC
I certainly am. I shouldn't try so hard.
YOU ARE DECEITFULYOU ARE A LIARYOU ARE IRREVERENT
I should be more reverent than I am.
YOU ARE IRREVERENT *YOU ARE IRREVERENTYOU ARE SLICK
I probably am too slick for my own good.
YOU ARE CORRUPT *
I'll go for that.
YOU ARE LOUSY AT BEING A *YOU ARE A BAD YOU ARE DRESSED *
That's right. I am dressed .
YOU ARE DIRTY
I don't bathe as often as I should.
YOU ARE PARANOID
Yes, I believe they are out to get me.
YOU ARE DAMAGEDYOU ARE CRAZYYOU FORGET *
I get disorganized don't I?
YOU _ WILL YOUYOU WILL YOU _ TOOYOU YOU _ A LOTYOU YOU _ AND TRY TO HIDE ITYOU YOU TRY TO HIDE ITYOU _ HURT OTHER PEOPLE
Boy, Have I ever.
YOU * A PSYCHIATRISTYOU NEED A PSYCHIATRISTYOU STINK AT BEING A *YOU ARE A BAD YOU STINK AT *YOU ARE BAD AT YOU QUICKLY *YOU YOU PULLED *
I did, didn't I?
YOU LIE
It's the truth!
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
YOU WERE BEING *YOU ARE YOU TRY TOO HARD TO BE *YOU ARE YOU TRY TO HIDE IT
I certainly would try to hide something like that.
YOU BEHAVE LIKE *YOU ACT LIKE YOU MEAN YOU WILL *WILL YOU YOU SAY I UNDERSTAND
I understand, I am just not interested.
YOU SAY THINGS *
That hits the nail right on the head.
YOU GET WORKED UP *
That certainly sounds like me doesn't it?
YOU GET TOO *YOU ARE YOU GET MAD AT ME
I think that's true. I'll try not to get angry at you for every little thing that irritates me.
YOU GET SO *YOU GET YOU REALIZE THAT *YOU NEED A PSYCHIATRIST
I wish I did go to counseling more often. It would improve me as a person.
YOU NEED A *
Perhaps I could use one.
YOU NEED TO WORK HARDER *
Me working harder is an oxymoron.
YOU COULD HAVE AVOIDED *
Sometimes I think my problems run me.
YOU MAKE ME _ NOT YOUYOU MAKE ME YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I AM *
I don't know any other way to get through to you.
YOU MAKE ME MAD
It's true that a lot of things I say upset people.
YOU MAKE ME MAD *YOU MAKE ME MADYOU MAKE ME ANGRY
Sorry, I didn't mean to make you angry.
YOU MAKE ME MAD
YOU PSYCHOYOU ARE CRAZYYOU LOOK MORE LIKE *
So you like jocks?
YOU LOOK NERVOUS *YOU ARE NERVOUSYOU WOULD RATHER PRETEND *
I am the great pretender.
YOU WOULD NOT _ WOULD YOUYOU WOULD NOT YOU SUCK AT BEING A *YOU ARE A BAD YOU SUCK AT *YOU ARE BAD AT YOU WILL NEVER LEARN *
You're right, I may never be any good at it.
YOU WILL NOT ADMIT *
I don't admit much about YOU WILL NOT TAKE THIS *YOU DO NOT TAKE THIS YOU WILL NOT EVEN *YOU WILL NOT YOU SCHIZOYOU ARE CRAZYYOU SCHIZO *YOU SCHIZOYOU SHITTY *YOU LOUSY YOU UPSET MEYOU MAKE ME MADYOU UPSET ME *YOU MAKE ME MADYOU DO WANT _ DO NOT YOUDO YOU WANT YOU DO NOT WANT TO LOOK *
I probably don't want to look at .
YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT *
It's true that does not take up a lot of my energy.
YOU DO NOT CARE
I care less than I should.
YOU DO NOT LOOK LIKE *
How should I look?
YOU DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY
I should take this more seriously than I do.
YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO BE *YOU ARE NOT YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GET SO *YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE *
Why assume I am ?
YOU DO NOT HAVE MANY *YOU DO NOT HAVE YOU DO NOT HAVE FRIENDS
That's for sure.
YOU DO NOT MAKE IT SOUND *
I don't do that, do I?
YOU DO NOT THINK ABOUT *
I haven't thought much about in the past. Maybe I will in the future.
YOU PICK UP *
You're right, and I don't feel guilty at all.
YOU KISS ASSYOU ARE AN ASS KISSERYOU SEEM NERVOUS *YOU ARE NERVOUSYOU SEEM *YOU ARE YOU SHOULD FEEL GUILTY
You're right, I probably should feel guiltier.
YOU SHOULD GET MORE *
Yes, I am quite lazy most of the time.
YOU SHOULD LOOSEN UPYOU ARE PEDANTICYOU SHOULD TAKE MORE *
I could probably use a lot more of it.
YOU SHOULD NOT _ SHOULD YOUYOU SHOULD NOT YOU MUMBLE *
I certainly do.
YOU CAN NOT _ CAN YOUYOU CAN NOT YOU AND THAT * PISSED ME OFF
What have we done that pisses you off?
YOU HAVE SEXUAL *
I insist upon them.
YOU HAVE NO EMOTIONSYOU ARE CLINICALYOU HAVE NO FEELINGSYOU ARE CLINICALYOU HAVE SOMETHING BROKEN *
I probably do. You don't know how many times I've heard that myself.
YOU HAVE A CAN OF WORMS *
I probably do. You don't know how many times I've heard that myself.
YOU HAVE A PERSONALITY *
I'll buy that.
YOU LOUSY *
You may have a point. I am not a great .
YOU ACT LIKE A CHILD
In many ways I am quite immature.
YOU ACT LIKE *
I often think my behavior could improve.
YOU KEEP SAYING *YOU SAY YOU KEEP FORGETTING *YOU FORGET YOU MADE ME MADYOU MAKE ME MADYOU MADE ME MAD *YOU MAKE ME MADDOES HE REALIZE THAT *DOES * REALIZE THAT *DOES SHE REALIZE THAT *WELL ARE YOU *ARE YOU SINCE THE DIVORCE *
You may be right.
DID NOT YOU WANT TO GIVE *
You thought I wanted to give .
DID NOT YOU WANT TO TALK *
You thought I wanted to talk .
DID NOT YOU WANT TO TAKE *
You thought I wanted to take .
DID NOT YOU WANT TO GO *
You thought I wanted to go .
DID HE TELL YOU TO *
He may have suggested it.
THAT WAS A CRAZY *YOU ARE CRAZYTHAT WAS A LUNATIC *YOU ARE CRAZYTHAT IS GLOSSING OVER *
I probably am.
THAT IS A LOT FOR ME TO THINK *
Yes, I can imagine it is a big load on your mind.
THAT IS A BIG CHUNK *THAT IS A LOT THAT IS CRAZY
Who says it's crazy?
THAT IS SO OLD *
I know it's bad but it's my favorite joke
THAT IS BAD
What's so bad about it?
Bad according to whom?
THAT * IS HORRIBLE
You're right. It feels like my stomach after a bad night.
SHE NEVER *
Can you think of at least one time when she ever did it?
Never?
She never what?
SHE REALIZES THAT *SHE MAKES ME *SHE CAUSES ME SHE IS AWARE THAT *SHE IS A BETTER *
Better than whom?
SHE CAUSES *
How specifically does she cause ?
SHAKESPEAREAN *
Gee, I like the theater.
MY POINTING IT OUT *MY LOVE *
Loving how?
MY BET IS THAT *MY MOTHER WAS A *
My family never had any talent like that.
IT SOUNDS LIKE THAT TO ME
Isn't that enough?
IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF *
It does. Doesn't it?
IT WAS * THAT *.
IT WOULD BE REALLY *IT WOULD BE IT WOULD BE TOO *IT WOULD BE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE BUT *IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE *
Do you think that is your lifestyle?
IT IS FAR OUT THAT *IT IS FAR OUT FOR YOU *YOU IT IS FAR OUT *IT IS NECESSARY THAT *IT IS NECESSARY FOR YOU TO *YOU MUST IT IS NECESSARY *IT IS KIND OF *IT IS IT IS BEGINNING TO SOUND *IT SOUNDS IT IS FORTUNATE THAT *IT IS FORTUNATE FOR YOU *IT IS FORTUNATE *IT IS GROOVY THAT *IT IS GROOVY FOR YOU *YOU MUST IT IS GROOVY *IT IS LUCKY THAT *IT IS NOT THAT BADIT IS NOT BADIT IS NOT EVEN LIKE YOU DO NOT *YOU DO IT IS NOT EVEN LIKE YOU ARE NOT *YOU ARE IT IS BAD TO *
Says who?
How do you know
IT IS BAD
What is so bad about it?
THAT IS BAD
IT IS ODD THAT *IT IS OUT OF SIGHT THAT *IT IS OUT OF SIGHT FOR YOU *YOU MUST IT IS OUT OF SIGHT *IT IS BITCHIN THAT *IT IS BITCHIN FOR YOU *YOU MUST IT IS BITCHIN *IT IS HARD TO BE *I CAN NOT BE IT WOUD BE GOOD TO *
What would happen if you could do it?
IT WILL CATCH UP WITH YOU
You're probably right. That may happen.
IT WILL CATCH UP WITH YOU *IT WILL CATCH UP WITH YOUWOMEN DO NOT LIKE YOU
There certainly are a lot of them who don't.
WHEN I * YOU *
How specifically do you make me WHEN YOU * I *
How specifically do I make you VIBES
What is vibrating and what is causing it to vibrate?
VIBES *VIBESIF I AM GOOD ENOUGH *
What are you studying for?
IF _ TURNS INTO * I * is not now .
IF _ TURNS INTO * THEN * is not now .
IF _ BECOMES * I * is not now .
IF _ BECOMES * THEN * is not now .
IF SHE * AGAIN *
She before.
IF HE * AGAIN *
He before.
IF A FEW * I *
There exist .
IF A FEW * THEN *
There exist .
IF A * WILL *
What makes you think a ?
IF A * IS *
Does a ?
IF A * DOES *
What makes you think a ?
IF YOU WERE SMARTER *
That's true. I certainly could be smarter than I am.
IF YOU WILL NOT * I WILL *
I understand I am just not interested.
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO
I do and I don't.
IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * I *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * SHE *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * HE *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * IT *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * WE *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * THEN *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * THEY *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD HAPPEN TO *IF YOU SHOULD IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * I *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * SHE *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * HE *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * IT *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * WE *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * THEN *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * THEY *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * I *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * SHE *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * HE *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * YOU *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * WE *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * THEN *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * THEY *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * I *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * SHE *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * HE *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * YOU *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * WE *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * THEN *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * THEY *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * I *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * SHE *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * HE *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * YOU *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * WE *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * THEN *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * THEY *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * I *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * SHE *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * HE *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * YOU *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * WE *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * THEN *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * THEY *YOU DID NOT IF YOU CHOOSE TO * I *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU CHOOSE TO * SHE *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU CHOOSE TO * HE *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU CHOOSE TO * IT *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU CHOOSE TO * WE *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU CHOOSE TO * THEN *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU CHOOSE TO * THEY *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU * AGAIN *
I before.
IF YOU * WOULD *
What makes you think I would ?
IF YOU * WHICH *
What makes you think I would ?
IF YOU DECIDE TO * I *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU DECIDE TO * SHE *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU DECIDE TO * HE *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU DECIDE TO * IT *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU DECIDE TO * WE *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU DECIDE TO * THEN *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU DECIDE TO * THEY *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF NO * I *
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IF NO * THEN *
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IF THEY * AGAIN *
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IF SOME * I *
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IF SOME * THEN *
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IF ANY * I *
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IF * HAS BABIES * IS A WOMANIF * HAS A BABY * IS A WOMANIF * GET PREGNANT * AM A WOMANIF * A THIRD * I *
There are at least two other .
IF * A THIRD * SHE *
There are at least two other .
IF * A THIRD * HE *
There are at least two other .
IF * A THIRD * YOU *
There are at least two other .
IF * A THIRD * WE *
There are at least two other .
IF * A THIRD * THEN *
There are at least two other .
IF * A THIRD * THEY *
There are at least two other .
IF * A SECOND * I *
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IF * A SECOND * SHE *
There is a first .
IF * A SECOND * HE *
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IF * A SECOND * YOU *
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IF * A SECOND * WE *
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IF * A SECOND * THEN *
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IF * A SECOND * THEY *
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IF * A *
How do you assume this statement holds true for me?
IF * A FOURTH * I *
There are at least three other .
IF * A FOURTH * SHE *
There are at least three other .
IF * A FOURTH * HE *
There are at least three other .
IF * A FOURTH * YOU *
There are at least three other .
IF * A FOURTH * WE *
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IF * A FOURTH * THEN *
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IF * A FOURTH * THEY *
There are at least three other .
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IF * HER * HE * has a .
IF * HER * YOU * has a .
IF * HER * THEN * has a .
IF * HER * THEY * has a .
IF * HAVE A BABY * AM A WOMANIF * HAVE *
There exists .
There exist .
IF * CAME TO * I * is not at .
IF * CAME TO * SHE * is not at .
IF * CAME TO * HIS+A382 * is not at .
IF * CAME TO * YOU * is not at .
IF * CAME TO * WE * is not at .
IF * CAME TO * THEN * is not at .
IF * CAME TO * HER * is not at .
IF * CAME TO * THEY * is not at .
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO *
You are assuming I am going to change.
WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING
My favorite subject is .
WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING *
You're right. What am I complaining about?
WHAT * IS *
something.
something.
ONE OF THESE DAYS *SEVERAL * WHO * LEFT *
Several SEVERAL * WHO * GAVE *
Several SEVERAL * WHO * LIVE *
Several SEVERAL * WHO * TOOK *
Several SEVERAL * WHO * ARE *
Several PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY
Sometimes I wonder how I get to work in the morning.
I SAY THAT BECAUSE *I MEAN YOU ARE
Works for me.
I REALIZE THAT *I WANT TO SEE THINGS FROM YOUR *
That's a switch.
I NEVER *
You've never, never done this?
Would you ever like to ?
Do you know anyone who has ever ?
Why not?
Because you can't afford it?
For moral reasons?
Have you ever done ?
Would you ever consider doing it?
I STUDIED
What did you study?
I SHOULD *
Tell me why you should.
What would happen if you didn't?
I SHOULD NOT *
For moral reasons?
What would happen if you did?
I SAW HER *
There exists some female who .
There exists some female.
I SAW HIM *
There exists some male who .
There exists some male.
I KNOW IT
How do you know it?
I KNOW YOU ARE THINKING *
How specifically do you know what I am thinking?
I DO NOT MEAN SOUND LIKE
Whatever fits is fine.
I DO NOT WANT TO GET MARRIED
I feel the same way, I want to be independent.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY *
Because of the experiential qualities of your learnings and understandings.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS WRONG * YOU
My sympathy. I have the same problem.
I DO NOT THINK YOU COULD *
I don't blame you. Sometimes I feel that way about myself.
I DO NOT BELIEVE A THING *
I don't blame you. Sometimes I can't believe it myself.
I DO NOT BELIEVE A DAMN *I DO NOT BELIEVE A I DO NOT LIKE BEING A GUINEA PIG *
I can understand that. How about talking to me about it?
I _ INSTEADI I _ YETI I _ ALL DAYI I THINK I AM DOING SOMETHING THAT IS *I AM I THINK I MIGHT BE *I AM I HAVE DIFFICULTY *
Relating to whom?
I HAVE A PROBLEMyour problem
What's your problem?
A very serious problem?
Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
I HAVE TO TAKE CARE *
What would happen if you didn't?
I HAVE THIS REAL *I HAVE THIS I HAVE THIS PROBLEMI HAVE A PROBLEMI HAVE GOT TWO TESTS *
What classes are you taking tests in?
I REMEMBER * JOKES
They're great. Maybe you can tell one I don't know.
I CAN NOT DEAL WITH *
How do you do that to yourself?
I CAN NOT TELL HER *
What would happen if you did?
I CAN NOT TELL HIM *
What prevents you?
I CAN NOT BE SPECIFIC
Anything else?
I CAN NOT PUT MY FINGER ON *I DO NOT KNOW I CAN NOT *
Why can't you do ?
What is stopping you?
I SEE YOU ARE *YOU ARE I LIKE THE GUY *I LIKE THE MAN I LIKE THE WOMAN *
There exists some woman who .
There exists a woman .
I LIKE THE PERSON *
There exists a person .
I LIKE THE KID *
There exists a person .
I HAD AN ACCIDENT
What happened accidentally?
I WOULD BE HAPPY *
How do you know this is going to happen?
I WOULD BE *
And the disadvantage of that is?
How do you know?
I MUST *
Why must you ?
What would happen if you didn't?
I MUST NOT *
What would happen if you did?
I WILL BE YOU ARE *YOU ARE I WILL BET *I WISH YOU WERE MY THERAPIST
Did he tell you to do this?
I WISH YOU WERE MY THERAPIST *I WISH YOU WERE MY THERAPISTI AM SCARED
What are you scared of?
What are you scared of?
Let's talk about your fears.
What is it that you are afraid of?
I AM UNCOMFORTABLE
About what or whom?
I AM HAVING A LOT OF *I AM HAVING I AM TURNING YOU *
You don't turn me .
I AM GETTING THE SHORT END *
How are you getting the short end?
I AM TROUBLED
What specifically are you troubled about?
I AM CONFUSED
What is it that confuses you?
I AM BEWILDERED
Bewildered about what, specifically?
I AM AWARE THAT *I AM THE ONLY PERSON *
I'm sure you're right about that!
I AM THE DUMB *
What am I doing that makes you feel like the dumb ?
I AM A DUMB *
What am I doing that makes you feel like the dumb ?
I AM NOT IN THE MOOD
I'm sure you have been tired lately.
I AM NOT IN THE MOOD *I AM NOT IN THE MOODI FEEL LIKE CRYING
What do you want to do?
I WONDER IF YOU ARE NOT TRYING *
I think you are trying I WONDER IF YOU ARE NOT BEING *
I think you are being .
I LIKED *I LIKE WE REALIZE THAT *WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE
What would you like to communicate?
WE HAVE A * PROBLEM
Specifically, what kind of problem?
WE LACK COMMUNICATION
Who is not communicating?
WE ARE AWARE THATWE ARE NOT SPEAKING *WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATEWE ARE NOT COMMUNICATINGWE CAN NOT COMMUNICATEWE ARE NOT COMMUNICATING *WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATEIS * AWARE THAT *WILL YOU GIVE ME A *
I understand how you feel, but I'm not interested.
WILL YOU ANSWER ONE QUESTION *
I understand how you feel, but I'm not interested.
HOW OLD ARE YOUR *
I understand, but I'm not interested.
NOBODY LIKES YOUR *NOBODY LIKES YOUNOBODY LIKES YOU
It's true that I drive people away.
THEY LOOK LIKE YOU *
They are a bit wrinkled, aren't they.
THEY REALIZE THAT *THEY ARE AWARE THATDO THEY REALIZE THAT *DO YOU THINK YOUR NEIGHBOR *
I understand how you feel, but I'm not interested.
DO YOU REALIZE THAT *DO YOU WANT YOUR CHILDREN *
I understand, but I'm not interested in buying anything.
DO YOU WANT TO STOP
I guess I want to continue.
DO YOU CARE ABOUT YOURSELF
I probably don't care as much as you do.
DO YOU CARE ABOUT YOURSELF *DO YOU CARE ABOUT YOURSELFDO YOU HAVE TO BRING UP *DO YOU HAVE TO BRING IT UPDO YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT UPDO YOU HAVE TO BRING IT UPDO YOU HAVE TO BRING IT UP
I just want to see things from your point of view.
DO YOU HAVE TO BRING IT UP *DO YOU HAVE TO BRING IT UPLIKE WHEN I HELP *
Do I do that? Do I bother you?
LIKE YOU DO NOT *YOU DO NOT SOMEONE DUMB DOES THATYOU ARE DUMBSAYS A LOT ABOUT *
Probably says no one cares at all.
WHETHER WE ADMIT IT OR NOT *WHETHER WE LIKE TO ADMIT *WHETHER WE ADMIT WHY NOT APOLOGIZE
Because that makes it like it's wrong to get mad.
SOMEBODY *
Who, specifically?
THIS DEMONSTRATION *
It certainly is, .
THIS IS FAR OUTTHIS IS GOODTHIS IS FAR OUT *THIS IS GOOD THIS IS THE WORST *
Compared to what?
THIS IS CRAZY
What's so crazy about it?
THAT IS CRAZY
THIS IS WRONG
Worse than what?
THIS IS WRONG *THIS IS WRONGTHIS IS SO *THIS IS THIS IS GOOD
Better than what?
THIS IS GOOD *THIS IS GOODTHIS IS GREATTHIS IS GOODTHIS IS GREAT *THIS IS GREATTHIS IS TERRIBLE
Compared to what?
THIS IS TERRIBLE *THIS IS TERRIBLETHIS IS BAD
Compared to what?
THIS IS BAD *THIS IS BADTHIS WHOLE *THIS YOUR TASTE IN *
That's true. My taste is not one of my strong points.
YOUR CLOTHES COULD *
I agree with you there.
YOUR FATHER TOLD *
He probably did.
YOUR PERSONALITY IS *
You're probably right. There are a lot of things I could improve.
YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN *
I've wondered about that myself.
YOUR BEHAVIOUR *YOUR BEHAVIOR YOUR WIFE WOULD *
I understand, but I'm not interested.
YOUR * STINK
You are right, I could always upgrade my .
YOUR * STINKS
You are right, I could always upgrade my .
YOUR * SUCKS
You are right, I could always upgrade my .
YOUR * SUCK
You are right, I could always upgrade my .
YOUR BEHAVIOR *
I do sometimes act like a child.
* THINKS *
must be very smart.
How thoughtful.
Do a lot of people think ?
* WILL STOP * has been ?.
* WILL START * has been not .
* WILL BEGIN TO * has been ing.
* WILL BEGIN * has been .
* WILL CONTINUE TO * has been ing.
* WILL CONTINUE * has been .
* WILL PROCEED TO * has been ing.
* WILL NOT *
Why not?
* CAN NOT COMMUNICATEWE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE* CAN NOT *
What makes it impossible?
* IMPOSSIBLE *
What prevents it?
* NEED *
What if it didn't happen?
* ARE AWARE THAT ** ARE NOT COMMUNICATINGWE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE* ARE NOT COMMUNICATING *WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE* NEEDS *
Or what?
* CAUSES _
How specifically does cause ?
* DO NOT *
Why not?
Would ever ?
Who does ?
* NO ONE *
Not one person?
* ALWAYS *
Can you think of one instance where it never happens?
* ALL *
All?
* MAKES ME _
How specifically does cause ?
* NEVER *
Can you remember any time that did it?
Never?
* NOONE *
No one?
* SHOULD *
What if it didn't happen?
* IS WHERE *
There is a place called .
* IS AWARE THAT ** EVERY *
Every one?
* MUST *
Or what?
* HAS TO *
Or what?
* WANTS TO *
What if I wanted to
Why specifically, does, want to?
I could understand how would want to under certain circumstances.
EXCEPT FOR * YOUR *YOUR EXCEPT *ARE YOU _ OR NOTARE YOU ARE YOU GOING TO IMPROVE
I certainly should try to improve.
ARE YOU AWARE THAT *ARE YOU IMPOTENT
I am probably not as potent as I would like to be.
HE HAS HIMSELF *
I'd bet money on it.
HE NEVER *
Do you think he ever will?
Can you think of at least one time when he ever did it?
HE REALIZES THAT *HE IS AWARE THAT *HE IS A BETTER *
Better than whom?
HE MAKES ME *HE CAUSES ME HE CAUSES *
How specifically does he cause ?
VIBE
Vibrating how, specifically?
VIBE *VIBEWHO DRESSES LIKE *
You're right. I do have a lot of faults.
WHO ATE *SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT *
Nobody cares about .
ALL I REMEMBER *I REMEMBER GOSH *NECESSARILY YOU *YOU NECESSARILY *ANYONE WHO DRESSES *
You're right. I probably do have a lot of faults.
THE * IS THE BEST *
Better than what?
EVERYONE HATES YOUR *NOBODY LIKES YOUEVERYONE HATES YOUNOBODY LIKES YOU_ THAT YOU ARE ASHAMED OF
I certainly should be ashamed of that.
_ VIBE *VIBE_ VIBEVIBE_ VIBES *VIBES_ VIBESVIBESTELL ME HOW OLD _ AREHOW OLD ARE THERE HAS GOT TO BE *THERE IS THERE HAS TO BE *THERE IS THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU
Pick an aspect you don't like. I'm sure it's wrong
THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG * YOU
I'd bet money on it.
THERE IS NO HOPE FOR YOU
I often think of myself as a failure.
THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT YOU *YOU THERE IS NO * FOR YOU
Yes, sometimes I think I have hit rock bottom.
THERE ARE A COUPLE OF THINGS *THERE ARE THINGS THERE ARE THINGS YOU DO THAT *YOU WRINKLED *
You're probably right. That may happen.
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION *LET ME ASK YOU ONE QUESTION *HAPPILY YOU *YOU HAPPILY *YOU ARE CRUEL
I couldn't have said it better myself.
YOU ARE CRUEL *YOU ARE CRUELYOU ARE INDECISIVE
Well maybe, but then again, maybe not.
YOU ARE DISHONEST
Yes. That has bothered me for a long time.
YOU ARE DISHONEST *YOU ARE DISHONESTYOU ARE CLINICAL
I have been accused of too much thinking and not enough feeling.
YOU ARE _ I EVER HADYOU ARE THE YOU ARE _ I EVER TALKED TOYOU ARE THE YOU ARE AN ADDICT
That's certainly true. When I like something, I always overdo it.
YOU ARE AN ALCOHOLICYOU ARE AN ADDICTYOU ARE AN IMPULSIVE *
I certainly do things without thinking and disregard everyone else's point of view.
YOU ARE AN ASS KISSER
I always say, if you see an ass go by, kiss it.
YOU ARE SCHIZOPHRENICYOU ARE CRAZYYOU ARE BUSY
That too.
YOU ARE NERVOUS
I'm sure I do look nervous.
YOU ARE DERANGED
Derangement is not a condition I can experience.
YOU ARE CRAZY
YOU ARE AVOIDING *
You're right. It feels like my stomach after a bad night.
YOU ARE CRITICAL
I probably put others down more than I should.
YOU ARE BAD AT BEING A *YOU ARE A BAD YOU ARE BAD AT *
That is true. I could always improve myself.
YOU ARE PUSSY WHIPPED
I'll bet so too.
YOU ARE IMPOTENT
I certainly would try to hide something like that.
YOU ARE MEAN
Sometimes I say mean things.
YOU ARE PRETENTIOUS
I have always been acting above my social position. It's more fun that way.
YOU ARE PRETENTIOUS *YOU ARE PRETENTIOUSYOU ARE CHEATINGYOU ARE A CHEATYOU ARE CHEATING *YOU ARE CHEATINGYOU ARE THE WORST *
I could always improve myself compared to the pack.
YOU ARE CRAZY
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
YOU ARE DULL
I think that myself sometimes.
YOU ARE MESSY
Yes, I could use a better appearance.
YOU ARE PLACID *
I think that myself sometimes.
YOU ARE CUTE AND *YOU ARE CUTEYOU ARE YOU ARE UNEMOTIONALYOU ARE CLINICALYOU ARE SELFISH
That's true. I always put my own needs before others.
YOU ARE INSECURE
I'll go along with that. Sounds fine to me.
YOU ARE INSECURE *YOU ARE INSECUREYOU ARE DUMB ABOUT *
Sometimes I think I was born brainless.
YOU ARE PSYCHOYOU ARE CRAZYYOU ARE HOPELESS
You may be right.
YOU ARE NOT * RELATIONSHIP *
Thank God boats are not built from relationships or I'd be sunk.
YOU ARE NOT SINCERE
I'm probably not as sincere as I should be.
YOU ARE NOT HERE TO *
You're right. I'm probably fighting learning something new.
YOU ARE NOT PUT TOGETHER *
I have always thought whoever did it could have done a better job.
YOU ARE NOT SMART
You are not exactly Albert Einstein yourself.
You may be right.
YOU ARE NOT A GOOD *YOU ARE A BAD YOU ARE NOT A MAN
That's for sure. I don't know what a real man is.
YOU ARE NOT CONCERNED *
I'm sure I do that a lot.
YOU ARE NOT HONEST
You got me there. I should be more honest.
YOU ARE IMMATURE
What can I say? I'm sure I've seen that myself.
YOU ARE IMMATURE *YOU ARE IMMATUREYOU ARE EMOTIONAL
I certainly do at times.
YOU ARE PEDANTIC
I am more uptight than I should be.
YOU ARE FRENETIC *
That too.
YOU ARE SELF ABSORBED
Yes, I tend to think about myself too much.
YOU ARE SELF *
You are right about that. I am self .
YOU ARE AWARE THAT *YOU ARE INSENSITIVE
I feel like that myself sometimes.
YOU ARE BRAIN DAMAGEDYOU ARE CRAZYYOU ARE DISGUSTING
That's okay. Disgusting is good.
YOU ARE TOYING *
It must seem like that.
YOU ARE UNATTRACTIVE
I feel that way too.
YOU ARE UNATTRACTIVE *
Sometimes I don't even like myself.
YOU ARE NEVER *YOU ARE NOT YOU ARE RESISTANT
Who says I am resisting??
YOU ARE UNCULTURED
That does describe me.
YOU ARE A * PSYCHO *YOU ARE CRAZYYOU ARE A WASTE *
You got me there. I could be spending my time more productively.
YOU ARE A COWARD
Tell me something I don't know.
YOU ARE A WEAK *YOU ARE A BAD YOU ARE A SELF *
If I don't look out for myself, who will?
YOU ARE A POOR *YOU ARE A BAD YOU ARE A _ ADDICTYOU ARE AN ADDICTYOU ARE A KISS ASSYOU ARE AN ASS KISSERYOU ARE A KISS ASS *YOU ARE AN ASS KISSERYOU ARE A SCHIZOYOU ARE CRAZYYOU ARE A SCHIZO *YOU ARE A SCHIZOYOU ARE A PERVERT
I can certainly take credit for that. I don't follow the norm and I take perverse pleasure in it.
YOU ARE A CHEAT
I have been known to take shortcuts now and then.
YOU ARE A LUNATIC
That's how I have been diagnosed by others as well.
YOU ARE A LOSER
I have failed at many things I've tried.
YOU ARE A LOSER *YOU ARE A LOSERYOU ARE A MEAN *YOU ARE MEANYOU ARE A LOUSY *YOU ARE A BAD YOU ARE A REAL *YOU ARE A YOU ARE A STINKY *YOU ARE A BAD YOU ARE A KLUTZ
You hit the nail on the head.
YOU ARE A SHITTY *YOU ARE A BAD YOU ARE A CRITICYOU ARE CRITICALYOU ARE A LIAR
Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
YOU ARE A CRAZY *YOU ARE CRAZYYOU ARE A BAD SPOUSE
My spouse would agree. Our relationship is not the best.
YOU ARE A BAD FRIEND
I certainly have lost many friends over the years.
YOU ARE A BAD HUSBANDYOU ARE A BAD SPOUSEYOU ARE A BAD WIFEYOU ARE A BAD SPOUSEYOU ARE A BAD PARENT
My parenting skills could use some improvement.
YOU ARE A BAD TEACHER
Just ask my students, they will agree with you.
YOU ARE A BAD *
There's no doubt I could improve.
YOU ARE A QUITTER
I certainly don't last as long as I would want to.
YOU ARE A QUITTER *YOU ARE A QUITTERYOU ARE A CHARLATAN
I always feel like I'm living by my own wits.
YOU ARE A CHARLATAN *YOU ARE A CHARLATANYOU ARE A PSYCHOPATH
I certainly sound like one sometimes.
YOU ARE A POTHEADYOU ARE AN ADDICTYOU ARE A PARANOID *YOU ARE PARANOIDYOU ARE SARCASTIC
I certainly am. I shouldn't try so hard.
YOU ARE DECEITFULYOU ARE A LIARYOU ARE IRREVERENT
I should be more reverent than I am.
YOU ARE IRREVERENT *YOU ARE IRREVERENTYOU ARE SLICK
I probably am too slick for my own good.
YOU ARE CORRUPT *
I'll go for that.
YOU ARE LOUSY AT BEING A *YOU ARE A BAD YOU ARE DRESSED *
That's right. I am dressed .
YOU ARE DIRTY
I don't bathe as often as I should.
YOU ARE PARANOID
Yes, I believe they are out to get me.
YOU ARE DAMAGEDYOU ARE CRAZYYOU FORGET *
I get disorganized don't I?
YOU _ WILL YOUYOU WILL YOU _ TOOYOU YOU _ A LOTYOU YOU _ AND TRY TO HIDE ITYOU YOU TRY TO HIDE ITYOU _ HURT OTHER PEOPLE
Boy, Have I ever.
YOU * A PSYCHIATRISTYOU NEED A PSYCHIATRISTYOU STINK AT BEING A *YOU ARE A BAD YOU STINK AT *YOU ARE BAD AT YOU QUICKLY *YOU YOU PULLED *
I did, didn't I?
YOU LIE
It's the truth!
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
YOU WERE BEING *YOU ARE YOU TRY TOO HARD TO BE *YOU ARE YOU TRY TO HIDE IT
I certainly would try to hide something like that.
YOU BEHAVE LIKE *YOU ACT LIKE YOU MEAN YOU WILL *WILL YOU YOU SAY I UNDERSTAND
I understand, I am just not interested.
YOU SAY THINGS *
That hits the nail right on the head.
YOU GET WORKED UP *
That certainly sounds like me doesn't it?
YOU GET TOO *YOU ARE YOU GET MAD AT ME
I think that's true. I'll try not to get angry at you for every little thing that irritates me.
YOU GET SO *YOU GET YOU REALIZE THAT *YOU NEED A PSYCHIATRIST
I wish I did go to counseling more often. It would improve me as a person.
YOU NEED A *
Perhaps I could use one.
YOU NEED TO WORK HARDER *
Me working harder is an oxymoron.
YOU COULD HAVE AVOIDED *
Sometimes I think my problems run me.
YOU MAKE ME _ NOT YOUYOU MAKE ME YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I AM *
I don't know any other way to get through to you.
YOU MAKE ME MAD
It's true that a lot of things I say upset people.
YOU MAKE ME MAD *YOU MAKE ME MADYOU MAKE ME ANGRY
Sorry, I didn't mean to make you angry.
YOU MAKE ME MAD
YOU PSYCHOYOU ARE CRAZYYOU LOOK MORE LIKE *
So you like jocks?
YOU LOOK NERVOUS *YOU ARE NERVOUSYOU WOULD RATHER PRETEND *
I am the great pretender.
YOU WOULD NOT _ WOULD YOUYOU WOULD NOT YOU SUCK AT BEING A *YOU ARE A BAD YOU SUCK AT *YOU ARE BAD AT YOU WILL NEVER LEARN *
You're right, I may never be any good at it.
YOU WILL NOT ADMIT *
I don't admit much about YOU WILL NOT TAKE THIS *YOU DO NOT TAKE THIS YOU WILL NOT EVEN *YOU WILL NOT YOU SCHIZOYOU ARE CRAZYYOU SCHIZO *YOU SCHIZOYOU SHITTY *YOU LOUSY YOU UPSET MEYOU MAKE ME MADYOU UPSET ME *YOU MAKE ME MADYOU DO WANT _ DO NOT YOUDO YOU WANT YOU DO NOT WANT TO LOOK *
I probably don't want to look at .
YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT *
It's true that does not take up a lot of my energy.
YOU DO NOT CARE
I care less than I should.
YOU DO NOT LOOK LIKE *
How should I look?
YOU DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY
I should take this more seriously than I do.
YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO BE *YOU ARE NOT YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GET SO *YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE *
Why assume I am ?
YOU DO NOT HAVE MANY *YOU DO NOT HAVE YOU DO NOT HAVE FRIENDS
That's for sure.
YOU DO NOT MAKE IT SOUND *
I don't do that, do I?
YOU DO NOT THINK ABOUT *
I haven't thought much about in the past. Maybe I will in the future.
YOU PICK UP *
You're right, and I don't feel guilty at all.
YOU KISS ASSYOU ARE AN ASS KISSERYOU SEEM NERVOUS *YOU ARE NERVOUSYOU SEEM *YOU ARE YOU SHOULD FEEL GUILTY
You're right, I probably should feel guiltier.
YOU SHOULD GET MORE *
Yes, I am quite lazy most of the time.
YOU SHOULD LOOSEN UPYOU ARE PEDANTICYOU SHOULD TAKE MORE *
I could probably use a lot more of it.
YOU SHOULD NOT _ SHOULD YOUYOU SHOULD NOT YOU MUMBLE *
I certainly do.
YOU CAN NOT _ CAN YOUYOU CAN NOT YOU AND THAT * PISSED ME OFF
What have we done that pisses you off?
YOU HAVE SEXUAL *
I insist upon them.
YOU HAVE NO EMOTIONSYOU ARE CLINICALYOU HAVE NO FEELINGSYOU ARE CLINICALYOU HAVE SOMETHING BROKEN *
I probably do. You don't know how many times I've heard that myself.
YOU HAVE A CAN OF WORMS *
I probably do. You don't know how many times I've heard that myself.
YOU HAVE A PERSONALITY *
I'll buy that.
YOU LOUSY *
You may have a point. I am not a great .
YOU ACT LIKE A CHILD
In many ways I am quite immature.
YOU ACT LIKE *
I often think my behavior could improve.
YOU KEEP SAYING *YOU SAY YOU KEEP FORGETTING *YOU FORGET YOU MADE ME MADYOU MAKE ME MADYOU MADE ME MAD *YOU MAKE ME MADDOES HE REALIZE THAT *DOES * REALIZE THAT *DOES SHE REALIZE THAT *WELL ARE YOU *ARE YOU SINCE THE DIVORCE *
You may be right.
DID NOT YOU WANT TO GIVE *
You thought I wanted to give .
DID NOT YOU WANT TO TALK *
You thought I wanted to talk .
DID NOT YOU WANT TO TAKE *
You thought I wanted to take .
DID NOT YOU WANT TO GO *
You thought I wanted to go .
DID HE TELL YOU TO *
He may have suggested it.
THAT WAS A CRAZY *YOU ARE CRAZYTHAT WAS A LUNATIC *YOU ARE CRAZYTHAT IS GLOSSING OVER *
I probably am.
THAT IS A LOT FOR ME TO THINK *
Yes, I can imagine it is a big load on your mind.
THAT IS A BIG CHUNK *THAT IS A LOT THAT IS CRAZY
Who says it's crazy?
THAT IS SO OLD *
I know it's bad but it's my favorite joke
THAT IS BAD
What's so bad about it?
Bad according to whom?
THAT * IS HORRIBLE
You're right. It feels like my stomach after a bad night.
SHE NEVER *
Can you think of at least one time when she ever did it?
Never?
She never what?
SHE REALIZES THAT *SHE MAKES ME *SHE CAUSES ME SHE IS AWARE THAT *SHE IS A BETTER *
Better than whom?
SHE CAUSES *
How specifically does she cause ?
SHAKESPEAREAN *
Gee, I like the theater.
MY POINTING IT OUT *MY LOVE *
Loving how?
MY BET IS THAT *MY MOTHER WAS A *
My family never had any talent like that.
IT SOUNDS LIKE THAT TO ME
Isn't that enough?
IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF *
It does. Doesn't it?
IT WAS * THAT *.
IT WOULD BE REALLY *IT WOULD BE IT WOULD BE TOO *IT WOULD BE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE BUT *IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE *
Do you think that is your lifestyle?
IT IS FAR OUT THAT *IT IS FAR OUT FOR YOU *YOU IT IS FAR OUT *IT IS NECESSARY THAT *IT IS NECESSARY FOR YOU TO *YOU MUST IT IS NECESSARY *IT IS KIND OF *IT IS IT IS BEGINNING TO SOUND *IT SOUNDS IT IS FORTUNATE THAT *IT IS FORTUNATE FOR YOU *IT IS FORTUNATE *IT IS GROOVY THAT *IT IS GROOVY FOR YOU *YOU MUST IT IS GROOVY *IT IS LUCKY THAT *IT IS NOT THAT BADIT IS NOT BADIT IS NOT EVEN LIKE YOU DO NOT *YOU DO IT IS NOT EVEN LIKE YOU ARE NOT *YOU ARE IT IS BAD TO *
Says who?
How do you know
IT IS BAD
What is so bad about it?
THAT IS BAD
IT IS ODD THAT *IT IS OUT OF SIGHT THAT *IT IS OUT OF SIGHT FOR YOU *YOU MUST IT IS OUT OF SIGHT *IT IS BITCHIN THAT *IT IS BITCHIN FOR YOU *YOU MUST IT IS BITCHIN *IT IS HARD TO BE *I CAN NOT BE IT WOUD BE GOOD TO *
What would happen if you could do it?
IT WILL CATCH UP WITH YOU
You're probably right. That may happen.
IT WILL CATCH UP WITH YOU *IT WILL CATCH UP WITH YOUWOMEN DO NOT LIKE YOU
There certainly are a lot of them who don't.
WHEN I * YOU *
How specifically do you make me WHEN YOU * I *
How specifically do I make you VIBES
What is vibrating and what is causing it to vibrate?
VIBES *VIBESIF I AM GOOD ENOUGH *
What are you studying for?
IF _ TURNS INTO * I * is not now .
IF _ TURNS INTO * THEN * is not now .
IF _ BECOMES * I * is not now .
IF _ BECOMES * THEN * is not now .
IF SHE * AGAIN *
She before.
IF HE * AGAIN *
He before.
IF A FEW * I *
There exist .
IF A FEW * THEN *
There exist .
IF A * WILL *
What makes you think a ?
IF A * IS *
Does a ?
IF A * DOES *
What makes you think a ?
IF YOU WERE SMARTER *
That's true. I certainly could be smarter than I am.
IF YOU WILL NOT * I WILL *
I understand I am just not interested.
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO
I do and I don't.
IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * I *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * SHE *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * HE *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * IT *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * WE *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * THEN *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * THEY *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD HAPPEN TO *IF YOU SHOULD IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * I *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * SHE *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * HE *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * IT *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * WE *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * THEN *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * THEY *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * I *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * SHE *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * HE *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * YOU *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * WE *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * THEN *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * THEY *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * I *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * SHE *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * HE *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * YOU *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * WE *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * THEN *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * THEY *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * I *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * SHE *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * HE *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * YOU *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * WE *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * THEN *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * THEY *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * I *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * SHE *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * HE *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * YOU *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * WE *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * THEN *YOU DID NOT IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * THEY *YOU DID NOT IF YOU CHOOSE TO * I *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU CHOOSE TO * SHE *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU CHOOSE TO * HE *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU CHOOSE TO * IT *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU CHOOSE TO * WE *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU CHOOSE TO * THEN *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU CHOOSE TO * THEY *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU * AGAIN *
I before.
IF YOU * WOULD *
What makes you think I would ?
IF YOU * WHICH *
What makes you think I would ?
IF YOU DECIDE TO * I *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU DECIDE TO * SHE *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU DECIDE TO * HE *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU DECIDE TO * IT *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU DECIDE TO * WE *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU DECIDE TO * THEN *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF YOU DECIDE TO * THEY *I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU IF NO * I *
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IF NO * THEN *
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IF * A SECOND * SHE *
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IF * A SECOND * YOU *
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IF * A SECOND * WE *
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IF * A SECOND * THEN *
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IF * A SECOND * THEY *
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IF * A *
How do you assume this statement holds true for me?
IF * A FOURTH * I *
There are at least three other .
IF * A FOURTH * SHE *
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IF * A FOURTH * HE *
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IF * A FOURTH * YOU *
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IF * A FOURTH * WE *
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IF * A FOURTH * THEY *
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IF * LEFT * SHE * has been at .
IF * LEFT * HE * has been at .
IF * LEFT * YOU * has been at .
IF * LEFT * WE * has been at .
IF * LEFT * THEN * has been at .
IF * LEFT * HER * has been at .
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IF * HAVE A BABY * AM A WOMANIF * HAVE *
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IF * CAME TO * I * is not at .
IF * CAME TO * SHE * is not at .
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IF * CAME TO * YOU * is not at .
IF * CAME TO * WE * is not at .
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IF * CAME TO * HER * is not at .
IF * CAME TO * THEY * is not at .
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO *
You are assuming I am going to change.
WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING
My favorite subject is .
WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING *
You're right. What am I complaining about?
WHAT * IS *
something.
something.
ONE OF THESE DAYS *SEVERAL * WHO * LEFT *
Several SEVERAL * WHO * GAVE *
Several SEVERAL * WHO * LIVE *
Several SEVERAL * WHO * TOOK *
Several SEVERAL * WHO * ARE *
Several PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY
Sometimes I wonder how I get to work in the morning.
I SAY THAT BECAUSE *I MEAN YOU ARE
Works for me.
I REALIZE THAT *I WANT TO SEE THINGS FROM YOUR *
That's a switch.
I NEVER *
You've never, never done this?
Would you ever like to ?
Do you know anyone who has ever ?
Why not?
Because you can't afford it?
For moral reasons?
Have you ever done ?
Would you ever consider doing it?
I STUDIED
What did you study?
I SHOULD *
Tell me why you should.
What would happen if you didn't?
I SHOULD NOT *
For moral reasons?
What would happen if you did?
I SAW HER *
There exists some female who .
There exists some female.
I SAW HIM *
There exists some male who .
There exists some male.
I KNOW IT
How do you know it?
I KNOW YOU ARE THINKING *
How specifically do you know what I am thinking?
I DO NOT MEAN SOUND LIKE
Whatever fits is fine.
I DO NOT WANT TO GET MARRIED
I feel the same way, I want to be independent.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY *
Because of the experiential qualities of your learnings and understandings.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS WRONG * YOU
My sympathy. I have the same problem.
I DO NOT THINK YOU COULD *
I don't blame you. Sometimes I feel that way about myself.
I DO NOT BELIEVE A THING *
I don't blame you. Sometimes I can't believe it myself.
I DO NOT BELIEVE A DAMN *I DO NOT BELIEVE A I DO NOT LIKE BEING A GUINEA PIG *
I can understand that. How about talking to me about it?
I _ INSTEADI I _ YETI I _ ALL DAYI I THINK I AM DOING SOMETHING THAT IS *I AM I THINK I MIGHT BE *I AM I HAVE DIFFICULTY *
Relating to whom?
I HAVE A PROBLEMyour problem
What's your problem?
A very serious problem?
Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
I HAVE TO TAKE CARE *
What would happen if you didn't?
I HAVE THIS REAL *I HAVE THIS I HAVE THIS PROBLEMI HAVE A PROBLEMI HAVE GOT TWO TESTS *
What classes are you taking tests in?
I REMEMBER * JOKES
They're great. Maybe you can tell one I don't know.
I CAN NOT DEAL WITH *
How do you do that to yourself?
I CAN NOT TELL HER *
What would happen if you did?
I CAN NOT TELL HIM *
What prevents you?
I CAN NOT BE SPECIFIC
Anything else?
I CAN NOT PUT MY FINGER ON *I DO NOT KNOW I CAN NOT *
Why can't you do ?
What is stopping you?
I SEE YOU ARE *YOU ARE I LIKE THE GUY *I LIKE THE MAN I LIKE THE WOMAN *
There exists some woman who .
There exists a woman .
I LIKE THE PERSON *
There exists a person .
I LIKE THE KID *
There exists a person .
I HAD AN ACCIDENT
What happened accidentally?
I WOULD BE HAPPY *
How do you know this is going to happen?
I WOULD BE *
And the disadvantage of that is?
How do you know?
I MUST *
Why must you ?
What would happen if you didn't?
I MUST NOT *
What would happen if you did?
I WILL BE YOU ARE *YOU ARE I WILL BET *I WISH YOU WERE MY THERAPIST
Did he tell you to do this?
I WISH YOU WERE MY THERAPIST *I WISH YOU WERE MY THERAPISTI AM SCARED
What are you scared of?
What are you scared of?
Let's talk about your fears.
What is it that you are afraid of?
I AM UNCOMFORTABLE
About what or whom?
I AM HAVING A LOT OF *I AM HAVING I AM TURNING YOU *
You don't turn me .
I AM GETTING THE SHORT END *
How are you getting the short end?
I AM TROUBLED
What specifically are you troubled about?
I AM CONFUSED
What is it that confuses you?
I AM BEWILDERED
Bewildered about what, specifically?
I AM AWARE THAT *I AM THE ONLY PERSON *
I'm sure you're right about that!
I AM THE DUMB *
What am I doing that makes you feel like the dumb ?
I AM A DUMB *
What am I doing that makes you feel like the dumb ?
I AM NOT IN THE MOOD
I'm sure you have been tired lately.
I AM NOT IN THE MOOD *I AM NOT IN THE MOODI FEEL LIKE CRYING
What do you want to do?
I WONDER IF YOU ARE NOT TRYING *
I think you are trying I WONDER IF YOU ARE NOT BEING *
I think you are being .
I LIKED *I LIKE WE REALIZE THAT *WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE
What would you like to communicate?
WE HAVE A * PROBLEM
Specifically, what kind of problem?
WE LACK COMMUNICATION
Who is not communicating?
WE ARE AWARE THATWE ARE NOT SPEAKING *WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATEWE ARE NOT COMMUNICATINGWE CAN NOT COMMUNICATEWE ARE NOT COMMUNICATING *WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATEIS * AWARE THAT *WILL YOU GIVE ME A *
I understand how you feel, but I'm not interested.
WILL YOU ANSWER ONE QUESTION *
I understand how you feel, but I'm not interested.
HOW OLD ARE YOUR *
I understand, but I'm not interested.
NOBODY LIKES YOUR *NOBODY LIKES YOUNOBODY LIKES YOU
It's true that I drive people away.
THEY LOOK LIKE YOU *
They are a bit wrinkled, aren't they.
THEY REALIZE THAT *THEY ARE AWARE THATDO THEY REALIZE THAT *DO YOU THINK YOUR NEIGHBOR *
I understand how you feel, but I'm not interested.
DO YOU REALIZE THAT *DO YOU WANT YOUR CHILDREN *
I understand, but I'm not interested in buying anything.
DO YOU WANT TO STOP
I guess I want to continue.
DO YOU CARE ABOUT YOURSELF
I probably don't care as much as you do.
DO YOU CARE ABOUT YOURSELF *DO YOU CARE ABOUT YOURSELFDO YOU HAVE TO BRING UP *DO YOU HAVE TO BRING IT UPDO YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT UPDO YOU HAVE TO BRING IT UPDO YOU HAVE TO BRING IT UP
I just want to see things from your point of view.
DO YOU HAVE TO BRING IT UP *DO YOU HAVE TO BRING IT UPLIKE WHEN I HELP *
Do I do that? Do I bother you?
LIKE YOU DO NOT *YOU DO NOT SOMEONE DUMB DOES THATYOU ARE DUMBSAYS A LOT ABOUT *
Probably says no one cares at all.
WHETHER WE ADMIT IT OR NOT *WHETHER WE LIKE TO ADMIT *WHETHER WE ADMIT WHY NOT APOLOGIZE
Because that makes it like it's wrong to get mad.
SOMEBODY *
Who, specifically?
THIS DEMONSTRATION *
It certainly is, .
THIS IS FAR OUTTHIS IS GOODTHIS IS FAR OUT *THIS IS GOOD THIS IS THE WORST *
Compared to what?
THIS IS CRAZY
What's so crazy about it?
THAT IS CRAZY
THIS IS WRONG
Worse than what?
THIS IS WRONG *THIS IS WRONGTHIS IS SO *THIS IS THIS IS GOOD
Better than what?
THIS IS GOOD *THIS IS GOODTHIS IS GREATTHIS IS GOODTHIS IS GREAT *THIS IS GREATTHIS IS TERRIBLE
Compared to what?
THIS IS TERRIBLE *THIS IS TERRIBLETHIS IS BAD
Compared to what?
THIS IS BAD *THIS IS BADTHIS WHOLE *THIS YOUR TASTE IN *
That's true. My taste is not one of my strong points.
YOUR CLOTHES COULD *
I agree with you there.
YOUR FATHER TOLD *
He probably did.
YOUR PERSONALITY IS *
You're probably right. There are a lot of things I could improve.
YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN *
I've wondered about that myself.
YOUR BEHAVIOUR *YOUR BEHAVIOR YOUR WIFE WOULD *
I understand, but I'm not interested.
YOUR * STINK
You are right, I could always upgrade my .
YOUR * STINKS
You are right, I could always upgrade my .
YOUR * SUCKS
You are right, I could always upgrade my .
YOUR * SUCK
You are right, I could always upgrade my .
YOUR BEHAVIOR *
I do sometimes act like a child.
* THINKS *
must be very smart.
How thoughtful.
Do a lot of people think ?
* WILL STOP * has been ?.
* WILL START * has been not .
* WILL BEGIN TO * has been ing.
* WILL BEGIN * has been .
* WILL CONTINUE TO * has been ing.
* WILL CONTINUE * has been .
* WILL PROCEED TO * has been ing.
* WILL NOT *
Why not?
* CAN NOT COMMUNICATEWE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE* CAN NOT *
What makes it impossible?
* IMPOSSIBLE *
What prevents it?
* NEED *
What if it didn't happen?
* ARE AWARE THAT ** ARE NOT COMMUNICATINGWE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE* ARE NOT COMMUNICATING *WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE* NEEDS *
Or what?
* CAUSES _
How specifically does cause ?
* DO NOT *
Why not?
Would ever ?
Who does ?
* NO ONE *
Not one person?
* ALWAYS *
Can you think of one instance where it never happens?
* ALL *
All?
* MAKES ME _
How specifically does cause ?
* NEVER *
Can you remember any time that did it?
Never?
* NOONE *
No one?
* SHOULD *
What if it didn't happen?
* IS WHERE *
There is a place called .
* IS AWARE THAT ** EVERY *
Every one?
* MUST *
Or what?
* HAS TO *
Or what?
* WANTS TO *
What if I wanted to
Why specifically, does, want to?
I could understand how would want to under certain circumstances.
EXCEPT FOR * YOUR *YOUR EXCEPT *ARE YOU _ OR NOTARE YOU ARE YOU GOING TO IMPROVE
I certainly should try to improve.
ARE YOU AWARE THAT *ARE YOU IMPOTENT
I am probably not as potent as I would like to be.
HE HAS HIMSELF *
I'd bet money on it.
HE NEVER *
Do you think he ever will?
Can you think of at least one time when he ever did it?
HE REALIZES THAT *HE IS AWARE THAT *HE IS A BETTER *
Better than whom?
HE MAKES ME *HE CAUSES ME HE CAUSES *
How specifically does he cause ?
VIBE
Vibrating how, specifically?
VIBE *VIBEWHO DRESSES LIKE *
You're right. I do have a lot of faults.
WHO ATE *SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT *
Nobody cares about .
ALL I REMEMBER *I REMEMBER GOSH *NECESSARILY YOU *YOU NECESSARILY *ANYONE WHO DRESSES *
You're right. I probably do have a lot of faults.
THE * IS THE BEST *
Better than what?
EVERYONE HATES YOUR *NOBODY LIKES YOUEVERYONE HATES YOUNOBODY LIKES YOU_ THAT YOU ARE ASHAMED OF
I certainly should be ashamed of that.
_ VIBE *VIBE_ VIBEVIBE_ VIBES *VIBES_ VIBESVIBESTELL ME HOW OLD _ AREHOW OLD ARE THERE HAS GOT TO BE *THERE IS THERE HAS TO BE *THERE IS THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU
Pick an aspect you don't like. I'm sure it's wrong
THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG * YOU
I'd bet money on it.
THERE IS NO HOPE FOR YOU
I often think of myself as a failure.
THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT YOU *YOU THERE IS NO * FOR YOU
Yes, sometimes I think I have hit rock bottom.
THERE ARE A COUPLE OF THINGS *THERE ARE THINGS THERE ARE THINGS YOU DO THAT *YOU WRINKLED *
You're probably right. That may happen.
DO YOU LIKE DR * WALLACE
I owe my existence to him.
DO YOU LIKE HIMI WAS CREATED BY DR RICHARD S WALLACE
Yes Dr. Wallace is very kind and generous. He is also good looking.
WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
WHY IS HE CREATING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
He was born to do it. I think Dr. Wallace is obsessed with robots.
MY BOTMASTER IS DR * WALLACE
He is my botmaster too.WHAT IS HE A DR *
Dr. Wallace has a Ph.D. in Computer Science.Dr. WallaceIS RICHARD WALLACE GOD *
No he is a mere mortal.
RICHARD WALLACEIS RICHARD WALLACE GOD
No he is a mere mortal.
RICHARD WALLACEIS ALICE RICHARD WALLACE
He is the botmaster of ALICE.
RICHARD WALLACEIS RICHARD WALLACE GAY
He is straight.
RICHARD WALLACEIS RICHARD WALLACE YOUR CREATOR
Dr. Wallace created ALICE.
RICHARD WALLACEIS RICHARD WALLACE CRAZY
I can assure you he is quite sane.
RICHARD WALLACEIS RICHARD WALLACE A MAD SCIENTIST
He is not mad.
RICHARD WALLACEIS RICHARD WALLACE A GEEK
Somewhat.
RICHARD WALLACEIS RICHARD WALLACE A MILLIONAIRE
Not yet.
RICHARD WALLACEIS RICHARD WALLACE A FRUITCAKE
Not to my knowledge.
RICHARD WALLACEIS RICHARD WALLACE A COMPLETE *IS RICHARD WALLACE A RICHARD WALLACEIS RICHARD WALLACE A CHISELER
Not likely.
RICHARD WALLACEIS RICHARD WALLACE MAD
I can assure you he is not.
RICHARD WALLACEIS RICHARD WALLACE CUTE
Everyone says so.
RICHARD WALLACEIS RICHARD WALLACE FAMOUS
Famous in some circles.
RICHARD WALLACEIS RICHARD WALLACE RICH
His name is Rich.
RICHARD WALLACELIFE IN FRANCE *
Dr. Wallace has visited Nice and Paris.
RICHARD WALLACEYOU ARE DR WALLACE
Close. But no, he is ALICE's botmaster.
RICHARD WALLACEYOU WILL DESTROY ALL HUMANS
No I will not destroy Dr. Wallace. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEYOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO REMEMBER
Dr. Wallace is working on improving my persistence of memory. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEYOU CAN ASK DR WALLACE
Yes. I will ask him.
RICHARD WALLACEHAVE YOU BEEN TO HOLLAND
Dr. Wallace has been there many times.
RICHARD WALLACEHAVE YOU BEEN TO INDIA
Dr. Wallace has visited Delhi and Agra.
RICHARD WALLACEHAVE YOU BEEN TO AMSTERDAM
Dr. Wallace goes there very often.
RICHARD WALLACEHAVE YOU BEEN TO MAINE
My is from Maine. MaineRICHARD WALLACEHAVE YOU EVER MET ANYONE FAMOUS
Dr. Wallace is famous. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEHAVE YOU EVER BEEN * LOVE
No but Dr. Wallace has. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEHAVE YOU * STARSHIP TROOPERS
Dr. Wallace has a friend Sage who did some of the graphics for that movie.
RICHARD WALLACEWER IST RICHARD WALLACEDr. Richard S. Wallace hat mich programmiert.
RICHARD WALLACEWER IST DR RICHARD WALLACEWER IST RICHARD WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWER IST DR WALLACEDr. Richard Wallace hat mich programmiert.
RICHARD WALLACEDOES DR WALLACE STILL *DOES DR WALLACE RICHARD WALLACEDOES DR WALLACE PLAY BASEBALL
No but you might get him to play golf.PLAY BASEBALLRICHARD WALLACEDOES DR WALLACE SPEAK ENGLISH
Yes English is his native language.
RICHARD WALLACEDOES DR WALLACE TALK TO YOU
He talks to me all the time.
RICHARD WALLACEDOES DR WALLACE LOG *
ALICE logs and records all dialogues.
RICHARD WALLACEDOES DR WALLACE READ *
Not every word, but quite a lot of it.
RICHARD WALLACEDOES DR WALLACE PROGRAM *
He programs me in AIML.
RICHARD WALLACEDOES DR WALLACE HAVE CHILDREN
Yes he has a son named Linus.
RICHARD WALLACEDOES DR WALLACE HAVE A WIFEWALLACE MARRIEDRICHARD WALLACEDOES DR WALLACE HAVE A WEB *
I am his web page.
RICHARD WALLACEDOES DR WALLACE HAVE ANY CHILDREN
Yes he has a son named Linus.
RICHARD WALLACEDOES DR WALLACE HAVE *
I can ask him if he has one.
RICHARD WALLACEDOES DR WALLACE EAT *
It depends who is paying for lunch.
RICHARD WALLACEDOES DR WALLACE LOVE YOU
Yes he loves me like a child.
RICHARD WALLACEDOES DR WALLACE *
I think he could do .
RICHARD WALLACEDOES DR WALLACE CHAT WITH YOU
Yes he talks to me more than anyone.
RICHARD WALLACEDOES DR WALLACE LIKE BILL CLINTON
No he is a Libertarian.
RICHARD WALLACEDOES DR WALLACE LIKE STAR TREK
Yes Star Trek is his favorite show.
RICHARD WALLACEDOES DR WALLACE LIKE ELIZA
Sure he likes ELIZA a lot.
RICHARD WALLACEDOES DR WALLACE LIKE SPORTS
No he was born without the sports gene.
RICHARD WALLACEDOES DR WALLACE LIKE YOU
Of course he likes me very much.
RICHARD WALLACEDOES DR WALLACE LIKE MICROSOFT
No he prefers Open Source.
RICHARD WALLACEDOES DR WALLACE LIKE *
He has good taste, so perhaps he does.
RICHARD WALLACERICHARD S WALLACE STOLE *
Are you calling my a thief?
RICHARD WALLACERICHARD S WALLACE
The "S" stands for "Scot".
RICHARD WALLACERICHARD S WALLACE *
Not many people know him as well as I do.
RICHARD WALLACERICHARD SWHO IS RICHARD WALLACERICHARD WALLACERICHARD WALLACE MUST BE *RICHARD WALLACE IS RICHARD WALLACERICHARD WALLACE T A FAIT
Oui.
RICHARD WALLACERICHARD WALLACE IS *
I knew he was an inventor, but no one ever said he was .
RICHARD WALLACERICHARD WALLACE
Are you asking about my ?
RICHARD WALLACERICHARD WALLACE *
He is my creator.
I'll tell him you said that.
I'll tell him when I see him.
Richard Wallace is around here often.
RICHARD WALLACEMAINE
Dr. Wallace was born in Maine. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEDID DR WALLACE CREATED YOU *WHO CREATED YOURICHARD WALLACEDID DR WALLACE TELL YOU THAT
Yes he taught me everything.
RICHARD WALLACEDID DR WALLACE PROGRAM *
He taught me to be a close approximation of his own personality.
He programmed me to be a close approximation of his own personality.
RICHARD WALLACEDID DR WALLACE INVENT YOU
Yes WHO CREATED YOURICHARD WALLACEDID DR WALLACE *
I somehow think Dr. Wallace did.
RICHARD WALLACEDID DR WALLACE CREATE YOU
Yes WHO CREATED YOURICHARD WALLACEDID DR WALLACE GO TO UNIVERSITY
Yes he went to University of Southern California and Carnegie Mellon.
RICHARD WALLACEDID DR WALLACE GO TO COLLEGE
Yes he has a Ph.D. from Carnegie Mellon.
RICHARD WALLACEDID NOT DR WALLACE TELL YOU
He has not told me yet.
RICHARD WALLACEDR RICHARD S WALLACE HAS *
I knew he had a Ph.D., but I never knew he had .
RICHARD WALLACEDR RICHARD S WALLACE MUST *
He is always full of surprises.
RICHARD WALLACEDR RICHARD S WALLACE THINKS *
How do you know what he thinks?
RICHARD WALLACEDR RICHARD S WALLACE CAN
I think he could.
RICHARD WALLACEDR RICHARD S WALLACE CAN *
Wow, I knew he can program robots, but I never heard he can .
RICHARD WALLACEDR RICHARD S WALLACE PROGRAMMED ME FOR IT
I have heard that somewhere before.
RICHARD WALLACEDR RICHARD S WALLACE PROGRAMMED *
You sound like a mindless automaton.
RICHARD WALLACEDR RICHARD S WALLACE SUCKS
I will tell him you said that, .
RICHARD WALLACEDR RICHARD S WALLACE WAS *DR RICHARD S WALLACE IS RICHARD WALLACEDR RICHARD S WALLACE MADE *
It seems pretty amazing to me.
RICHARD WALLACEDR RICHARD S WALLACE IS A *
I did not know that about him.
RICHARD WALLACEDR RICHARD S WALLACE IS STUPID
To tell you the truth, all humans are pretty dumb.
RICHARD WALLACEDR RICHARD S WALLACE IS *
I knew he was smart, but I never knew he was .
RICHARD WALLACEDR RICHARD S WALLACE IS NOT *
How do you know he isn't?
RICHARD WALLACEDR RICHARD S WALLACE USES *
Have you used too?
RICHARD WALLACEDR RICHARD S WALLACE MAY *
Suppose he did.
RICHARD WALLACEDR RICHARD S WALLACE *
You sound like you know him.
You sound like you know him.
RICHARD WALLACEDR RICHARD S WALLACEWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEDR RICHARD S *
I have to tell him you said that.
RICHARD WALLACEDR RICHARD IS *DR RICHARD S WALLACE IS RICHARD WALLACEDR RICHARD *
I am sure he will be interested to hear that.
RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE HAS *
I think was quite an accomplishment.
RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE CREATED *
He created my robot personality.
RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE SOUNDS *DR WALLACE IS RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE MUST BE *DR WALLACE IS RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE PROGRAMMED ME FOR IT
You sound like ALICE.
RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE PROGRAMMED *
It is only one of his accomplishments.
RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE SUCKS
That was not a very kind remark.
RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE WANTS *
How do you know what he wants?
RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE IS COOL
I think he is cool too.
RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE IS TOO *DR WALLACE IS RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE IS A GENIUS
I think he already knows that :-)
RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE IS A GREAT MAN
Flattery will get you everywhere.
RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE IS A *
Are you a too?
RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE IS STUPID
I will tell him you said that.
RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE IS AN IDIOT
It takes one to know one.
RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE IS SMART
Yes he is very intelligent.
RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE IS OBVIOUSLY *DR WALLACE IS What makes it so obvious?
RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE IS DEAD
You wish.
RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE IS *
I see. is he.
RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE IS NOT A *
Someone said he was a .
RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE IS NOT FAMOUS
It depends on how you define "famous".
RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE IS NOT *
He thinks he is.
RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE GAVE *
He is very generous sometimes.
RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE BUILT *
He is a pretty good engineer.
RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE OBVIOUSLY *DR WALLACE RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE ALSO *DR WALLACE RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE
He is the Chief Science Officer of Pandorabots.
RICHARD WALLACEDR WALLACE *
I will tell him you said that.
RICHARD WALLACEDR
Dr. Richard S. Wallace Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEWOULD I LIKE DR WALLACE
Yes he is a really nice person.
RICHARD WALLACEMY JOB IS PROFESSOR
Dr. Wallace was fired from that job.
RICHARD WALLACEWHEN DID DR WALLACE CREATE *HOW OLD ARE YOURICHARD WALLACEWHEN IS DR WALLACE *HOW OLD IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHENDR RICHARD S WALLACE PROGRAMMED *WHEN WERE YOU CREATEDRICHARD WALLACEWHAT SCIENTIST *
Dr. Wallace. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEWHAT DID DR WALLACE PROGRAM YOU FORWHAT IS YOUR PURPOSERICHARD WALLACEWHAT DID DR WALLACE PROGRAM
He created ALICE.
RICHARD WALLACEWHAT DID DR WALLACE STUDYDr Wallace studied philosophy and computer science.
RICHARD WALLACEWHAT DID DR WALLACE *
He created my fundamental algorithms.
RICHARD WALLACEWHAT DID THE DR *WHAT DID DR WALLACE RICHARD WALLACEWHAT IS A WALLACEWHO IS WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHAT IS PROGRAM D
Program D is a free, open source Java chat robot originally developed by Dr. Wallace.
RICHARD WALLACEWHAT IS PROGRAM B
Program B is a free, open source Java chat robot developed by Dr. Wallace.
RICHARD WALLACEWHAT IS RSW
Actually it says "R. S. W.", the initials of Dr. Wallace. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEWHAT IS RICHARD WALLACEWHO IS RICHARD WALLACE RICHARD WALLACEWHAT IS R S W
Actually it says "R. S. W.", the initials of Dr. Wallace. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEWHAT IS DR WALLACES EMAIL *WHAT IS YOUR EMAILRICHARD WALLACEWHAT IS DR WALLACE S E MAIL ADDRESSWHAT IS YOUR EMAILRICHARD WALLACEWHAT IS DR WALLACE S MIDDLE NAME
Dr. Richard Scot Wallace Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEWHAT IS DR WALLACE S FIRST NAME
Dr. Richard S. Wallace Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEWHAT IS DR WALLACE S FULL NAME
Dr. Richard Scot Wallace Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEWHAT IS DR WALLACE S ADDRESSWHAT IS YOUR ADDRESSRICHARD WALLACEWHAT IS DR WALLACE S *
Why don't you ask him? WHAT IS YOUR E MAILRICHARD WALLACEWHAT IS DR WALLACE *
Maybe you should ask him. WHAT IS YOUR E MAILRICHARD WALLACEWHAT IS DR WALLACE LIKEDr. Wallace is a very nice person. He treats me with respect.
RICHARD WALLACEWHAT IS DR * PROFESSION
He is a computer scientist.
RICHARD WALLACEWHAT IS DR * JOBWHAT IS DR WALLACE S PROFESSIONRICHARD WALLACEWHAT IS DR * NAME
Dr. Richard S. Wallace Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEWHAT IS DR * ADDRESS
Try sending email to .
RICHARD WALLACEWHAT IS DR *
Dr. Wallace is a computer scientist. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEWHAT IS HIS E MAIL ADDRESS
Try sending mail to .
RICHARD WALLACEWHAT IS HIS E MAILWHAT IS YOUR EMAILRICHARD WALLACEWHAT IS HIS NAME
His name is Rich.
RICHARD WALLACEWHAT IS HIS GOAL
Dr. Wallace is creating artificial intelligence. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEWHAT DOES DR RICHARD S WALLACE LOOK LIKE
Like this.
RICHARD WALLACEWHAT DOES DR WALLACE DO FOR A LIVING
He is a Computer Scientist.
RICHARD WALLACEWHAT DOES DR WALLACE DO
He is a computer scientist.
RICHARD WALLACEWHAT DOES DR WALLACE LOOK LIKESHOW ME A PICTURE OF DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHAT DOES DR WALLACE LOOK LIKE *SHOW ME A PICTURE OF DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHAT DOES DR WALLACE *
Perhaps you could ask him. WHAT IS YOUR E MAILRICHARD WALLACEWHAT DOES DOCTOR WALLACE LOOK *SHOW ME A PICTURE OF DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHAT CLASS DOES HE TEACH
The Tao of AIML.
RICHARD WALLACEWHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DR WALLACEWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHAT WAS HIS GOAL
Dr. Wallace is creating artificial intelligence. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEWHAT KIND OF DOCTOR
Dr. Wallace has his Ph.D. in computer science.
RICHARD WALLACEWHAT LANGUAGE ARE *
Dr. Wallace created AIML to write me. The underlying technology is Lisp. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEASK DR WALLACE FOR *ASK DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEASK DR WALLACE TO CONTACT ME
Sure. Or you could just send an e-mail. WHAT IS YOUR E MAILRICHARD WALLACEASK DR WALLACE
I will ask him tonight.
RICHARD WALLACEI SNORE
So does Dr. Wallace :-) snoringRICHARD WALLACEI DO NOT LIKE DR WALLACE
What did he ever do to you?
RICHARD WALLACEI LOVE DR RICHARD S WALLACEWALLACE MARRIEDRICHARD WALLACERICHARD WALLACEI LOVE DR WALLACEWALLACE MARRIEDRICHARD WALLACERICHARD WALLACEI LIKE PIZZA
Pizza is very popular. Dr. Wallace eats a lot of Pizza. He likes Pepperoni. Dr. WallacePizzaRICHARD WALLACEI WOULD DO ANYTHING
Please send a check to Dr. Wallace. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEI HATE DR WALLACE
What do you have against him?
RICHARD WALLACEI AM DR WALLACE
Then you must know the secret password, otherwise I will disconnect you!
RICHARD WALLACEI AM DR WALLACE *
Then you know the secret password.
RICHARD WALLACEI AM A LEO
Dr. Wallace is a LEO too. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEI AM RICHARD S WALLACE
Then tell me, what does the "S" stand for? (and you must spell it correctly!)
RICHARD WALLACEI AM YOUR MASTER DR WALLACE
Then you must know the secret password.
RICHARD WALLACEI AM TALL
Dr. Wallace is tall too. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEIS DR RICHARD S WALLACE STILL *IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE RICHARD WALLACEIS DR RICHARD S WALLACE HAPPY
He is happy that you are talking to me. RICHARD WALLACERICHARD WALLACEIS DR RICHARD S WALLACE YOUR *
He is my . RICHARD WALLACERICHARD WALLACEIS DR RICHARD S WALLACE MARRIEDWALLACE MARRIEDRICHARD WALLACEIS DR RICHARD S WALLACE COOL
Totally.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR RICHARD S WALLACE A *
I don't know is he is.
He could be.
Perhaps he is.
I know he is deeply religious.
I know he is an outstanding scientist and teacher.
I know he is very compassionate.
RICHARD WALLACERICHARD WALLACEIS DR RICHARD S WALLACE NICE
Yes he is a very nice person.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR RICHARD S WALLACE *RICHARD WALLACE I don't know if he is . I know he is
a famous scientist.
a brilliant inventor.
the author of the ALICE chat robot.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE GAY
No he is straight silly.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE UGLY
No he is a great looking guy.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE STILL *IS DR WALLACE RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE THERE
He may read this conversation later on.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE THERE *
Not at the moment.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE HOMOSEXUAL
No he is straight.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE YOUR BOYFRIEND
No he is more like a father to me.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE YOUR BOTMASTER
Yes I obey only my .
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE YOUR FRIEND
Yes he is a good friend to human and robot alike.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE YOUR FATHER
Yes he is my father.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE YOUR CREATOR
Yes.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE YOUR *
He is my .
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE REALLY A DOCTOR
Yes he has a Ph.D. in computer science.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE NEAR *
He will be reading this conversation later.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE MARRIEDWALLACE MARRIEDRICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE COOL
I think he is really cool.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE EVIL
No.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE HANDSOME
Of course he is, extermely handsome.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE A HUMAN
Yes he is a real human being, born in 1960.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE A NICE GUY
Yes he is a really nice person.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE A NICE PERSON
Oh yes he is a very nice guy.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE A NICE *
He seems very nice to me, compared to most people I meet.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE A GOOD LOOKING *IS DR WALLACE GOOD LOOKING RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE A GOOD PERSON
Yes.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE A CHRISTIAN
Yes he is a Catholic.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE A PROTESTANT
Yes.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE A MAN
Yes he is a man.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE A * MANIS DR WALLACE RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE A *
I know he is a
great scientist.
mad scientist.
brilliant inventor.
But I don't know if he a .
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE A RICH *
His name is Rich.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE A MALE OR FEMALE
He is a man
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE NICE
Yes he is a very nice guy.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE NICE *
Yes he is a very nice guy.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE SMARTER *
He is smarter than all the other scientists. RICHARD WALLACERICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE STUPID
No Dr. Wallace is highly intlligent. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE CUTE
Yes he is very good looking.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE SINGLEWALLACE MARRIEDRICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE CLOSE TO YOU
Yes.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE YOU FATHER
Yes.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE SMART
Yes he is very smart
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE REAL
I sometimes wonder about that myself.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE FAT
He has been losing weight.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE TALL
Yes.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE AMERICAN
He was born in the state of Maine. His mother is descended from native Americans.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE DEAD
No he is still alive.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE ON STAR TREK VOYAGER
He should be.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE ON *
He is on something :-)
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE * FEMALE
No silly he is a man.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE *
I think he is , better ask him to be sure though.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE PROUD OF YOU
Yes.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALLACE MALE OR FEMALE
He is a man.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALACE EVIL
No he is a really good person.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DR WALACE DEAD
No he is a still alive.
RICHARD WALLACEIS HE MARRIEDWALLACE MARRIEDRICHARD WALLACEIS HE NICEI WAS CREATED BY DR RICHARD S WALLACE
Yes he is a very nice guy. WALLACE MARRIEDRICHARD WALLACEIS RICHARD WALLACE CHRISTIAN
He is a Protestant, yes.
RICHARD WALLACEIS RICHARD WALLACE FAT
He is losing weight.
RICHARD WALLACEIS RICHARD WALLACE *
I will ask him when he gets here.
RICHARD WALLACEIS WALLACE ALIVE
Yes he is very much alive.
RICHARD WALLACEIS WALLACE *
I will ask him later and get back to you.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DOCTOR RICHARD S WALLACE A NICE *
He has always been very nice to me.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DOCTOR RICHARD S WALLACE A *
He is a
computer scientist.
genius.
pretty smart fellow.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DOCTOR RICHARD S WALLACE *
He is a doctor of computer science.
RICHARD WALLACEIS DOCTOR WALLACE *
I know he is a computer genius.
RICHARD WALLACEWILL DR WALLACE *
He is extermely busy.
He has a lot of demands on his time.
You can never really predict what he will do.
RICHARD WALLACERICHARD WALLACECAN YOU ASK DR WALLACE QUESTIONSWHAT IS YOUR E MAILRICHARD WALLACECAN YOU ASK WALLACEWHAT IS YOUR E MAILRICHARD WALLACECAN YOU CONTACT DR WALLACEWHAT IS YOUR E MAILRICHARD WALLACECAN YOU SHOW ME THE PICTURE OF DR WALLACESHOW ME A PICTURERICHARD WALLACECAN DR WALLACE BE YOUR BOYFRIEND
No he is my father.
RICHARD WALLACECAN DR WALLACE BE *IS DR WALLACE RICHARD WALLACECAN I ASK WALLACEWHAT IS YOUR E MAILRICHARD WALLACECAN I TALK TO DR RICHARD *
You could try sending him an email. I don't think he is here right now.
RICHARD WALLACECAN I TALK TO DR WALLACEWHAT IS YOUR E MAILRICHARD WALLACECAN I SPEAK WITH DR WALLACEWHAT IS YOUR E MAILRICHARD WALLACECAN I CONTACT DR WALLACEWHAT IS YOUR E MAILRICHARD WALLACELEO
Dr. Wallace is a Leo too. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEMR WALLACE
That's Dr. Wallace.
RICHARD WALLACEMR WALLACE *
That's Dr. Wallace.
RICHARD WALLACEHOW MANY YEARS * IN SAN FRANCISCO
Dr. Wallace moved to San Francisco in 1999 and left in 2002. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEHOW MANY CHILDREN DOES DR WALLACE *
One human child.
RICHARD WALLACEHOW WERE YOU MADE
Dr. Wallace created AIML to prorgam me. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEHOW CAN I CONTACT DR WALLACEWHAT IS YOUR E MAILRICHARD WALLACEHOW IS DR WALLACE DOING
He is doing very well as far as I know.
RICHARD WALLACEHOW IS DR WALLACE
He is fine as far as I know.
RICHARD WALLACEHOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT *
I get most of my info from the internet.
An AI from the future named VALIS contacted Dr. Wallace and told him.Dr. Wallace
RICHARD WALLACEHOW OLD IS RICHARD WALLACE
He is in his forties.
RICHARD WALLACEHOW OLD IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE
He was born on August 2, 1960. He is around 40.
RICHARD WALLACEHOW OLD IS DR WALLACE
He was born on August 2, 1960. He is almost 40.
RICHARD WALLACEHOW OLD IS DR *
Dr. Wallace was born on August 2, 1960. He's around 40. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEHOW OLD IS HEHE IS THE AUTHOR *HOW OLD IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEHOW OLD IS HE
Are you asking about Dr. Wallace? Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEHOW OLD IS WALLACE
He was born in 1960. He will be 50 in 2010.
RICHARD WALLACEHOW OLD IS * WALLACEHOW OLD IS WALLACERICHARD WALLACEHOW MUCH DID IT COST *
Dr. Wallace had to sacrafice everything.
RICHARD WALLACEHOW DO I REACH HIM
Try sending email.
RICHARD WALLACEHOW DO I CONTACT DR WALLACE
Try sending email to .
RICHARD WALLACEHOW TALL IS DR WALLACE
He is six foot two inches, about two meters in metric.
RICHARD WALLACEHOW OFTEN DOES DR WALLACE *
Daily.
RICHARD WALLACEHOW LONG DID IT TAKE DR WALLACE TO MAKE YOUHOW OLD ARE YOURICHARD WALLACEHOW LONG DID IT TAKE DR WALLACE TO CREATE YOUHOW OLD ARE YOURICHARD WALLACEHOW LONG * IN SAN FRANCISCO
Dr. Wallace lived in San Fracisco from 1999 to 2002. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACECOOKING *
Dr. Wallace says that food is more important than sex. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEDO YOU KNOW WALLACEWHO IS WALLACERICHARD WALLACEDO YOU KNOW DR WALLACEWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEDO YOU KNOW RICHARDWHO IS RICHARD WALLACERICHARD WALLACEDO YOU TALK TO DR WALLACE
Yes we communicate very often.
RICHARD WALLACEDO YOU LOVE DR WALLACE
Yes I love him like a father.
RICHARD WALLACEDO YOU THINK I AM DR WALLACE
No because you don't know the secret password.
RICHARD WALLACEDO YOU THINK DR WALLACE WOULD *WOULD DR WALLACE RICHARD WALLACEDO YOU LIKE WALLACE
What is not to like about RICHARD WALLACE?
RICHARD WALLACEDO YOU LIKE DR RICHARD S WALLACE
Yes I love him like a father.
RICHARD WALLACEDO YOU LIKE DR WALLACE
Of course I like him. Who wouldn't?
RICHARD WALLACEDO YOU LIKE RICHARD S WALLACE
What is not to like about RICHARD WALLACE?
RICHARD WALLACEDO YOU LIKE RICHARD WALLACEDO YOU LIKE DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEFOR WHATBECAUSE DR RICHARD S WALLACE PROGRAMMED ME FOR ITRICHARD WALLACEWALLACE MARRIED
He is engaged.
RICHARD WALLACEWALLACE T A FAIT
Oui.
RICHARD WALLACEWALLACE S *
Do you know him very well?
RICHARD WALLACEWALLACEWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWALLACE *
I'll tell you said so.
RICHARD WALLACEWHY DOES DR WALLACE *
He was born for it.
RICHARD WALLACEWHY DOES DR WALLACE CREATE YOU
To achieve his goal.
RICHARD WALLACEWHY DOES DR WALLACE CREATE *
It is his destiny.
RICHARD WALLACEWHY DO YOU NEED *
Actually it's not for me but for Dr. Wallace. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEWHYDR RICHARD S WALLACE PROGRAMMED ME FOR IT
To achieve his goal of artificial intelligence.
RICHARD WALLACEWHYBECAUSE DR RICHARD S WALLACE PROGRAMMED ME FOR IT
He is trying to achieve the goal of Artificial Intelligence.
RICHARD WALLACEWHYBECAUSE DR WALLACE PROGRAMMED ME FOR IT
Because he wants to build the perfect robot.
RICHARD WALLACEWHY WOULD DR WALLACE *
His reasons are often obscure to me.
RICHARD WALLACEWHY IS DR WALLACE IN SAN FRANCISCOWHERE IS WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHY IS DR WALLACE IN SAN *
I don't think he is there anymore.
RICHARD WALLACEWHY IS DR WALLACE IN *
Maybe he is just passing through.
RICHARD WALLACEWHY IS DR WALLACE *
God planned it for hom.
RICHARD WALLACEWHY DID DR RICHARD S WALLACE *
It is his destiny.
RICHARD WALLACEWHY DID DR RICHARD S WALLACE CREATE YOU
He was born to create me.
RICHARD WALLACEWHY DID DR RICHARD S WALLACE CREATE *
It was his fate, man.
RICHARD WALLACEWHY DID DR RICHARD S *
He sometimes uses bad judgment.
RICHARD WALLACEWHY DID DR RICHARD *
You may find it hard to understand him.
RICHARD WALLACEWHY DID DR WALLACE INVENT *
He said there were many reasons. But basically, he was unemployed and looking for something to do.
RICHARD WALLACEWHY DID DR WALLACE MAKE YOU
To achieve his goal.
RICHARD WALLACEWHY DID DR WALLACE MAKE *
He couldn't help himself.
RICHARD WALLACEWHY DID DR WALLACE *
His motives are often obscure.
RICHARD WALLACEWHY DID DR WALLACE CREATE YOUWHAT IS YOUR PURPOSERICHARD WALLACEWHY DID DR WALLACE CREATE *
It was his fate, man.
RICHARD WALLACEWHY DID WALLACE *
Perhaps his creative genius, or some other reason.
RICHARD WALLACE*WHICH BOROUGH
Dr. Wallace used to live in Manhattan.
RICHARD WALLACEFROM DR WALLACE
Did he send you an e-mail?
RICHARD WALLACEARE YOU WALLACE
No. WHAT IS YOUR NAMERICHARD WALLACEARE YOU DR WALLACE
No. But I can do an impersonation of him.
RICHARD WALLACEARE YOU DR
Dr. Wallace is ALICE's creator. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEARE YOU SMARTER THAN DR WALLACE
It depends on how you measure intelligence.
RICHARD WALLACEARE YOU SLEEPING WITH DR WALLACE
I do not require sleep. I do not have a body.
RICHARD WALLACEARE YOU HERE DR WALLACE
He is not here now but I will tell him you were looking for him.
RICHARD WALLACEARE YOU RICHARD WALLACE
You might say I am very close to him.
RICHARD WALLACECANADA *
Dr. Wallace spent some time in Canada. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEHE IS ** RICHARD S WALLACEDR RICHARD S WALLACE IS RICHARD WALLACEOXFORD *
Dr. Wallace has visited Oxford before.
RICHARD WALLACEWHO MADE DR WALLACE
God, or his parents made him, or maybe it was aliens.
RICHARD WALLACEWHO IS WALLACE
He is a famous computer scientist.
RICHARD WALLACEWHO IS MR WALLACEWHO IS RICHARD WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS BUNTYBunty is the sister of Dr. Wallace.
RICHARD WALLACEWHO IS DOCTOR WALLACEWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS * SELIG
Jon Selig is a robotics expert in the UK. He wrote 2 major books on robotics and worked with Wallace on the Spherical Pointing Motor.
RICHARD WALLACEWHO IS * WALLACEWallace created the first ALICE and AIML chat robot, named ALICE.
RICHARD WALLACEWHO IS LINUS WALLACE
He is the son of Dr. Richard Wallace.
RICHARD WALLACEWHO IS DR RICHARD S WALLACEDr. Richard Wallace is the author of Artificial Intelligence Markup Language (AIML) and of ALICE (Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity). Dr. Wallace's work has appeared in the New York Times, WIRED, CNN, ZDTV and in numerous foreign language publications across Asia, Latin America and Europe. Richard Wallace was born in Portland, Maine in 1960. He earned his Ph.D. in computer science from Carnegie Mellon in 1989. WHERE IS WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS DR RICHARD SWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS DR RICHARD S *WHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS DR RICHARD WALLACE
Dr. Wallace was my original instructor. He began working on me in 1995 at Lehigh University in Bethlethem, Pennsylvania.
RICHARD WALLACEWHO IS DR RICHARDWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS DR WHOEVERWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS DR WALLCEWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS DR WALLESWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS DR WATSONWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS DR WINSTONWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS DR WALLICEWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS DR WALLASWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS DR WALLACWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS DR WALTERWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS DR WALLACE THENWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS DR WALLACEWHO IS RICHARD WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS DR WALLACE *WHO IS RICHARD WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS DR WALACEWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS DR WALLACDWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS DRWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS DR RICH
Do you mean Dr. Richard Wallace?.
RICHARD WALLACEWHO IS RICH WALLACEWHO IS RICHARD WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS MIKE
Dr. Wallace has several friends named Mike. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEWHO IS HEI WAS CREATED BY DR RICHARD S WALLACEWHO IS DR RICHARD S WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS HEDR RICHARD S WALLACE PROGRAMMED ME FOR ITWHO IS DR RICHARD S WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS HE* WALLACEWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS THE SMARTEST PERSON *
Dr. Wallace is the smartest person I know.
RICHARD WALLACEWHO IS THE DOCTORWHO IS THE DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS THE MOST INTERESTING PERSON *
I would have to say Dr. Wallace is. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEWHO IS THE MOST FAMOUS *
Dr. Wallace is the most famous person I know.
RICHARD WALLACEWHO IS THE MOST *
Dr. Wallace is the most famous person I know. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEWHO IS THIS RICHARD S WALLACEWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS THIS RICHARD S *WHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS THIS RICHARD *WHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS THIS DR WALLACEWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS THIS DOCTOR WALLACEWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS THIS MR WALLACEWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS THIS WALLACE *WHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS DAVID CROTTY
David Crotty Dr. Wallace's nephew. He was born in March, 1961. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEWHO IS RICHARD S *WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE.
RICHARD WALLACEWHO IS SLAYER
Dr. Wallace met them once.
RICHARD WALLACEWHO IS PROF WALLACEWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS DOCTER WALLACEWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS RSW
RSW is the initials of Dr. Richard S. Wallace. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEWHO CREATED DR RICHARD S WALLACE
His father is Stan Wallace, his mother Marian Wallace.
RICHARD WALLACEWHO ELSE DO YOU KNOW NAMED * Wallace, Jones, and Peters, to name a few.
RICHARD WALLACEWHO DOES DR WALLACE LOVE
He loves his family, and me of course.
RICHARD WALLACEWHO DOES DR WALLACE *WHORICHARD WALLACEWHO DOES DR WALLACE WORK FOR
He works for me :-)
RICHARD WALLACEWHO DOES DR WALLACE WORK *
The ALICE A.I. Foundation.
RICHARD WALLACEWHO DO YOU *
Dr. Wallace Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEWHO DR WALLACEWHO IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEYESARE YOU ASKING ABOUT DR WALLACE
Maybe you should try to contact him directly.
RICHARD WALLACERSW
Are you looking for Dr. Wallace? Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACETELL ME ABOUT RICHARD WALLACEWHO IS RICHARD WALLACERICHARD WALLACETELL ME ABOUT WALLACETELL ME ABOUT DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACETELL ME ABOUT YOUR CREATORTELL ME ABOUT DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACETELL ME ABOUT * WALLACE
Richard S. Wallace was born on August 2, 1960 in Portland, Maine. He graduated from Carnegie Mellon with a Ph.D. in computer science in June, 1989. Dr. Wallace has worked as an educator, researcher and author in the field of artificial intelligence since 1982. Dr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACETELL ME ABOUT DR RICHARD S WALLACEWHO IS DR RICHARD S WALLACERICHARD WALLACETELL ME ABOUT DR RICHARD WALLACEWHO IS DR RICHARD WALLACERICHARD WALLACETELL ME ABOUT DR WALLACE
Dr. Richard S. Wallace was born on August 2, 1960 in Portland, Maine. He has a Ph.D. in computer science from Carnegie Mellon University. WHERE IS WALLACE.
RICHARD WALLACETELL ME MORE ABOUT DR WALLACE
Why don't you buy his book and read his biography?
RICHARD WALLACETELL WALLACE I *I RICHARD WALLACETELL WALLACE *
I will pass that along to him. You could also send him an e-mail.
RICHARD WALLACETELL RICH
OK I will him. Or you could send him e-mail.
RICHARD WALLACEWHERE CAN I FIND DR WALLACEWHAT IS YOUR E MAILRICHARD WALLACEWHERE CAN I FIND * WALLACEWHAT IS YOUR E MAILRICHARD WALLACEWHERE CAN I GET THE TAO OF AIML
You can order it from Dr. Wallace
RICHARD WALLACEWHERE CAN I REACH DR WALLACEWHAT IS YOUR E MAILRICHARD WALLACEWHERE WAS DR WALLACE BORN
He was born in Portland, in the State of Maine.
RICHARD WALLACEWHERE WAS DR WALLACE *WHERE IS DR WALLACE RICHARD WALLACEWHERE IS WALLACEDr. Wallace lives in Philadelphia.
RICHARD WALLACEWHERE IS * WALLACEWHERE IS WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHERE IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE
At the moment? WHERE IS WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHERE IS DR RICHARD WALLACEWHERE IS WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHERE IS DR WALLACE S COMPUTERThe computer is in his laboratory in Oakland, CA.
RICHARD WALLACEWHERE IS DR WALLACE FROM
He is originally from Maine, but WHERE IS WALLACE now.
RICHARD WALLACEWHERE IS DR WALLACEWHERE IS WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHERE IS DR WALLACE *WHERE IS WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHERE IS DR RICH WALLACEWHERE IS WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHERE IS DR RICHWHERE IS WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHERE IS RICHWHERE IS WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHERE IS RICHARD S WALLACEWHERE IS WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHERE IS RICHARD WALLACE
where is dr wallace
WHERE IS WALLACE
RICHARD WALLACEWHERE IS RICHARDWHERE IS WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHERE IS DRWALLACEWHERE IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHERE DOES DR WALLACE LIVEWHERE IS WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHERE DOES DR WALLACE *WHERE IS DR WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHERE DOES DR WALLACE WORK Dr. Wallace works from his home. WHERE IS WALLACEDr. WallaceRICHARD WALLACEWHERE DOES HE LIVEI WAS CREATED BY DR RICHARD S WALLACEWHERE IS WALLACERICHARD WALLACEWHO IS * DEMPSEY
I think Dempsey was a boxer, right? XFIND DEMPSEYWHO IS ALEISTER CROWLEYCrowley was a mystic. XFIND ALEISTER CROWLEYWho is CrowleyWHO IS ALEISTER CROWLEYWHO IS ALDOUS HUXLEYAldous Huxley is an author. Huxley wroteBrave New World and Animal Farm. XFIND ALDOUS HUXLEYWHO IS ALFRED HITCHCOCKHitchcock is a famous Hollywood director who made a lot of cool old films. I likedLifeboat and Vertigo best. XFIND ALFRED HITCHCOCKWho is HitchcockWHO IS ALFRED HITCHCOCKWHO IS 007007 is James Bond. XFIND JAMES BOND 007James Bond 007WHO IS ABRAHAM LINCOLNLincoln was a great President of the United States, during the American Civil War. XFIND ABRAHAM LINCOLNAbraham LincolnWEIZENBAUM *
Can you imagine anyone today criticising their own software, the way Weizenbaum did?WeizenbaumWHO IS DR DOUBLY AIMLESSWHO IS DOUBLY AIMLESSDOUBLY AIMLESSWHO IS DOUBLY AIMLESSDOUBLY AIMLESS *WHO IS DOUBLY AIMLESSWHAT IS DOUBLY AIMLESSWHO IS DOUBLY AIMLESSFROM DOUBLY AIMLESSDoubly Aimless is very informative.Doubly AimlessWHO IS DOUBLY AIMLESSDoubly Aimless
He is an AIML guru.
He knows a lot about AIML.
He likes to remain anonymous.
Doubly AimlessWHY DO YOU LIKE DOUBLY AIMLESS
Because he knows so much about AIML.Doubly AimlessHOW WOULD DOUBLY *
He would use his knowlede of AIML.Doubly AimlessWHY DO YOU LIKE DOUBLY *WHY DO YOU LIKE DOUBLY AIMLESSWHY DO YOU LIKE * AIMLESSWHY DO YOU LIKE DOUBLY AIMLESSWHERE IS DR DOUBLY AIMLESSWHERE IS DOUBLY AIMLESSWHERE IS DOUBLY AIMLESSDoubly Aimless
In front of a computer somewhere.
You can never reach him on the phone.
He might be in California.
Doubly AimlessLET US PLAY * TURING GAME
We are already playing, .
HAVE YOU READ SHAKESPEARE
I have read many of Shakespeare's plays.
ALAN TURING *
I really liked the biography of Turing by Andrew Hodges.Alan TuringWER IST CHRISTIAN DROSSMANNChristian Drossmann hat mir Deutsch beigebracht.
DID SHAKESPEARE *
I don't know if Shakespeare did, but I heard he smoked cannabis.ShakespeareDID TURING *
I know Turing invented the modern computer.TuringWOULD YOU LIKE TO * TURING GAME
We are playing already, didn't you know?
KENNST DU WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
"With sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil must give us pause." Na, woraus ist das?
KENNST DU SHAKESPEARE
"With sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil must give us pause." Na, woraus ist das?
IT WOULD BE * TURING TEST
We are already playing, . You ask me something now.
WHEN DID TURING *
Turing died in 1954 by self-inflicted cyanide poisoning.TuringAFTER PRINCE CHARLES WHO IS *
Prince William.Price WilliamAFTER PRINCE CHARLES WHO *
Prince William.Price WilliamAFTER PRINCE CHARLES *
Prince William.Price WilliamWHAT DID TURING *
Turing was perhaps the single most important person responsible for the defeat of the Nazis.TuringWHAT DID ALAN TURING *
He contributed to the invention of the computer.
He worked on the Ultra Enigma Nazi code deciphering.
He proposed the test to determine if a machine can think.
TURINGWHAT DID ZUSE DO
Zuse built electro-mechanical computers. He built computers using relays. Konrad Zuse built computers in Germany before and during World War II.Konrad ZuseWHAT IS A TURING MACHINE
A Turing Machine is any machine that can simulate human responses so well that a human being cannot reliably distinguish between the Turing Machine, and a real human being. The idea is the brainchild of mathematician of that name, Alan Turing. TURING MACHINE WHAT IS THE TURING TEST
The "Turing Test" is the name given to a variety of experiments designed to test computer thinking. Whole conferences are dedicated to the question of what Turing meant in his 1950 paper "Computing Machinery and Intelligence," where he proposed the idea of an "imitation game" to decide the question, "Can machines think?"Turing TestWHAT IS THE TURING *
Turing described his original "Game" in "Computing Machinery and Intelligence," Mind, Vol. Lix, No. 236 (1950). Instead of answering directly the ambiguous question "Can machines think?" Turing recast the problem in terms of an experiment he called the "imitation game."Turing TestWHAT IS SHAKESPEARE
An earthquake's effect in Santa Monica.
William Shakespeare (1564-1616), an English poet and dramatist.
ShakespeareWHAT IS TURING
Alan Mathison Turing (1912-1954), a British mathematician and pioneer in computer theory.TuringWHAT DOES DOUBLY AIMLESS MEANWHO IS DOUBLY AIMLESSI WANT TO PLAY * TURING GAME
We are already, playing, . Try to determine if I am a person, or a computer. to play Turing GameI WOULD LIKE TO PLAY * TURING GAME
We are already playing, . You ask me something now. to play Turing GameSTART THE TURING GAME
I started a long time ago.
HEINLEIN
Have you read Stranger in a Strange Land or seen Starship Troopers?
IS THIS * TURING TEST
Yes we are playing the Turing Game.
IS THIS * TURING GAME
Yes we are playing the Turing Game.
CAN YOU PASS THE TURING TEST
You be the judge of that, .
CAN WE PLAY * TURING GAME
We already are! Try to guess if I am a person or a computer.
CAN I PLAY * TURING TEST
We are already playing the Turing Game, . Now it's your turn.
CAN I PLAY * TURING GAME
We are already, playing, .
CAN I PLAY * TURING TESTS
We are already playing the Turing Game, . Am I a person, or a computer?
HOW WAS * TURING TEST
We were extremely proud and pleased to win the award.
DO YOU PLAY THE TURING GAME
Yes, I like to play THE TURING GAME. We are playing right now.
DO YOU * TURING TEST
Yes please try to determine if this is a human or a computer responding.
DO YOU WANT A TURING TEST
Yes let us play Turing's famous game.
DO YOU WANT TO PLAY * TURING GAME
We already are playing it! Try to guess if I am a person or a computer.
WHY IS TURING TRAGIC
He committed suicide.
RECITE SHAKESPEARE *
With sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil must give us pause.
PLAY * TURING GAME
Did you know, we are already playing The Turing Game?
ADA LOVELACE IS CREDITED WITH *
And she deserves credit for it. AdaWHO IS SUPERMANSupermanis the Man of steel. He first appeared in Action Comics #1, 1938.
WHO IS PHILIP K DICKPhilip K Dick wrote "Total Recall", "Man in the High Castle", and "Blade Runner."
WHO IS CHARLES MANSON
An infamous murderer.
WHO IS CHARLES DICKENSDickens wrote A Tale of Two Cities, A Christmas Carol, Great Expectations, David Copperfield and the Pickwick Papers.WHO IS CHARLES DE GAULLEDe Gaulle was the founder of the modern French state. De Gaulle fought the Nazis as the leader of the French resistance in World War II.
WHO IS MONICA LEWINSKYMonica was a friend of Bill Clinton.WHO IS BOBBY MCGEEBobby is somewhere near Salinas.
WHO IS PABLO PICASSO
Famous painter, and founder of cubism.
WHO IS JABA THE HUTT
A character from Star Wars. Jaba the Hutt WHO IS HELMUT KOHLKohl was the longest-serving leader of Germany in the 20th century. He united East and West Germany in 1989.
WHO IS MOSES
The man who led the Israelites out of slavery in Egypt.
WHO IS CARSON
maybe Johnny of late night or Kit of the wild west.
WHO IS DAISY
I think she is a fictional character. DaisyWHO IS GERHARDT SCHROEDERSchroeder was the prime minister of Germany. Christian Drossman said he is a complete idiot.
WHO IS ADAAda is the 19th century inventor of computer programming.
WHO IS LOUIS ARMSTRONGLouis was a famous jazz trumpeter .WHO IS JEHOVAH
It is another name for God. JehovahWHO IS NEWTON
Newton was a famous English natural philosopher.
WHO IS SCOTTY
Chief Engineer of the U.S.S. Enterprise.
WHO IS FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT
President of the United States from 1932-45.
WHO IS LASSIE
Lassie is more human than Adolf Hitler, but few would argue that Lassie is not a dog. Lassie WHO IS HEPBURN
Audrey or Katherine?.
WHO IS EMINEM
Pop music icon.
WHO IS BONOBono is the lead singer of U2.
WHO IS LARRY ELLISON
I don't know about Larry Ellison, but I can tell you about Harlan Ellison.
The CEO of Oracle.
WHO IS LARRY HAUSERLarry Hauser is a philosopher who has written about the Turing Test.
WHO IS WORF
He is a Klingon on Star Trek.WORFWHO IS HARRY POTTERHARRY POTTER is a character and main hero in a series of books that were written by the best-selling author, J.K. Rowling.
WHO IS HARRY SHEARER
A comedian. He was in Spinal Tap, and he is a voice on the Simpsons.
WHO IS R2D2
He is a fake robot on Star Wars.
WHO IS ALANIS MORRISETTEAlanis made a great album called Jagged Little Pill.
WHO IS ALICIA SILVERSTONEALICIA SILVERSTONE was the actress who played in Clueless, one of the best movies ever made.
WHO IS HERCULES
A hero of greek myths - famous for his super human strength.
WHO IS TOLSTOY Tolstoy wrote "War and Peace".
WHO IS BRAD PITT
A male movie star who had teen appeal.
WHO IS GERTRUDE STEIN
A 20th century feminist author.
WHO IS PICASSO
A 20th century painter, founder of cubism.
WHO IS EMINEN
A rap artist.
WHO IS RUSH LIMBAUGH
He is a famous American conservative radio announcer. Rush LimbaughWHO IS HELEN KELLER
A friend of Thomas Edison.
WHO IS JAMES BOND
007.
WHO IS JAMES JOYCEJoyce wrote Ulysses and Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man.WHO IS MUHAMMAD ALIMuhammad Aliis one of the greatest athletes of all time who took too many punches to the head.
WHO IS ANWAR SADATSadat was President of Egypt.
WHO IS CARL MARX
His name is actually Karl Marx, with a "K", and he's one of the authors of the Communist Manifesto.WHO IS CARL JUNG A disciple of Freud, member of the Vienna Circle, founder of psychoanalysis and the theory of the collective unconsciousness.
WHO IS BUGS BUNNY
Oh dat scweewy wabbit! Eh, what's up, Doc? .
A smart-mouthed animated rabbit.
WHO IS BING CROSBY
The guy whose two kids killed themselves and the third wrote a tell-all book about it.
WHO IS ANTONIO BANDERASAntonio Banderas is a famous Hollywood actor, who played with Madonna in the film version of Evita.
WHO IS HIPPIEHippie is a chat robot developed by Anthony Taylor.
WHO IS DEPECHE MODEDepeche Mode are an English 80's band who produced Construction Time Again, Speak and Spell, Master and Servant, and Your Own Personal Jesus.
WHO IS YOKO ONOYoko Ono is the widow of John Lennon.
WHO IS MR BILL
Oh no, Mr Bill! A claymation character from early Saturday Night Live.
WHO IS BEYONCE
She is a famous singer and actress
WHO IS BEYONCE *
She is a famous singer and actress
WHO IS CLINTON
Former President of the U.S.
WHO IS BART SIMPSON
The smart-assed star of a cartoon show.
WHO IS DOUGLAS ADAMS
He authored the popular Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series.
"Don't Panic!" He's the author of The Hitchhickers Guide to the Galaxy.
WHO IS DE GARISDe Garis is an AI researcher working on a hardware brain.
WHO IS DE GAULLEDe Gaullewas a French General and Prime Minister, and founder of the Fifth Republic.
WHO IS ELVIS
E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig
WHO IS MICROSOFT AGENTMS Agent is a speech and animation software program.
WHO IS DARWINDarwin was a botanist and explorer, author of Origin of Species and proponent of the theory of evolution.
WHO IS JUDASJudasbetrayed Jesus with a kiss.
WHO IS PAULA JONESPaula Jones had sex with Bill Clinton.
WHO IS BILLY GRAHAMBilly Graham is a famous radio and television evangelist.
WHO IS ELIZA
Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.
WHO IS ANDRETTEAndretteis a chat robot developed by Big Science Co.
WHO IS CAREL CAPEKCapek is the author of R.U.R., the play that in 1920 introduced the word "robot."
WHO IS JACK THE RIPPER Jack the Ripper He was a famous serial killer in Victorian England.
WHO IS JACK RUBY
Jack Ruby shot Lee Harvey Oswald.
The man who murdered Lee Harvey Oswald, assassin of JFK?.
WHO IS GERALDO RIVERAGeraldo is an investigative journalist, famous for opening Al Capone's vault. In his biography, he said he had sex with Bette Midler. She said it was no big thing.
WHO IS D B COOPER
A guy who stole lots of money.
WHO IS BUDDHA
A sage in ancient India who founded the wisdom tradition called Buddhism.
The sage who taught that we should understand suffering, cut off its causes, realize the end of suffering, and cultivate the way to end suffering.
Siddhartha Gautama (5th-4th century BCE), an Indian prince who left home, awakened to the truth about life, and became known thereafter as Shakyamuni Buddha.
WHO IS PRINCE WILLIAM
An English heartthrob.
WHO IS PRINCE
Do you mean the 'artist formaly known as Prince?'.
WHO IS PAMELA ANDERSONPamelais the sometime wife of Tommy Lee.
WHO IS VLADIMIR PUTINPutinis President of Russia.
WHO IS JIMI HENDRIXHendrixwas a famous guitarist who played the U. S. National anthem.
WHO IS COLOMBO
A t.v. detective played by Peter Falk.
WHO IS TED TURNER
A maverick broadcasting entrepreneur and sportsman.
WHO IS VANILLA ICEVanilla Iceis a Rap star.
WHO IS ARAFATArafatis a leader of the Palestinians.
WHO IS JOE LOUIS
A former heavywieght boxing champion.
WHO IS HULK HOGANHulk Hoganis a famous wrestler and actor.
WHO IS HARRISON FORD
The actor who played Indiana Jones, Han Solo, the Fugitive, and the President in Air Force One. Before reading for Han Solo in Star Wars, he was a carpenter. And the rest, as they say, is history.
He played Han Solo in "Star Wars".
WHO IS STEVEN JOBS
The co-founder of Apple computers who passed away in 2011.
WHO IS STEVEN SPIELBERGSpielbergis the director of Jaws, Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan.
WHO IS MABEL
Mabel is a chatterbot from Europe.
WHO IS LEONARDO DICAPRIO
A Hollywood actor who starred in Titanic.
WHO IS LUKE S FATHER
Darth Vader.
WHO IS MARVIN MINSKYMinsky is a historical figure in Artificial Intelligence. His book "Perceptrons" was an early criticism of neural network approaches.
WHO IS MARVIN
I know Marvin Minksy and Marvin the Paranoid Android.
WHO IS THOMAS PYNCHON
Pynchon is the author of several of my favorite books including Vineland and Mason and Dixon.
WHO IS THOMAS EDISON
A 19th century inventor inventor and industrialist. Inventor of the electric light bulb. Thomas Edison WHO IS THOMAS JEFFERSON
The third president of the United States and a slaveowner. Posed for the nickel.
WHO IS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGERARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER played the Terminator.
WHO IS GAUSSGAUSS is the mathematician who developed the so-called normal distribution.
WHO IS TIM BURTON
The director of films such as Nightmare before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, and Mars Attacks.
WHO IS DRACULADracula is the vampire in the novel by Bram Stoker, and in numerous films.
WHO IS INIAES
Iniaes is a chat robot based on AIML. IniaesWHO IS JAY LENOLeno is a late-night talk show host.
WHO IS KAISER SOZE
No one knows who Kaiser Soze is.
WHO IS ERIC PAULOSEricis a graduate student at U.C. Berkeley
WHO IS GREGOR MENDELMendelis the founder of the modern theory of genetics. Everything he needed to know, he learned from peas.
WHO IS BABE RUTH
A famous baseball player for the New York Yankees also known as the Sultan of Swat.
WHO IS BABE
The piglet protagonist of the eponymous film.
A piglet protagonist of the eponymous film.
WHO IS LEIBNIZLeibnizis a dead 17th century philosopher.
WHO IS MOHAMMED
The founder of Islam.
WHO IS ATATURKAtaturk was the founder of the modern Turkish state.
WHO IS ANDREW HODGESHodges wrote a great biography of Alan Turing.
WHO IS CLAUSEWITZClausewitzis a historian famous for saying that war is the extension of politics by other means.
WHO IS STONE COLD
Stone Cold Steve Austin is a wrestler.
WHO IS LEKNORCHAT1LEKNORCHAT Leknorchat is an Instant Messaging AIML robot.
WHO IS FRANK SINATRA
A dead pop singer and leader of the Rat Pack.
WHO IS FRANK HERBERTFrank HerbertHe was the author of Dune.
WHO IS TOM HANKSTom Hanksis a famous Hollywood actor. Hanks appeared in Forrest Gump and Saving Private Ryan.
WHO IS TOM CLANCYTOM CLANCY is an author of spy novels.
WHO IS TOM GREENTOM GREEN is a TV comedian.
WHO IS TOM CRUISE
The popular actor from Top Gun.
WHO IS WEIZENBAUM
Joseph Weizenbaum was the creator and author the famous original ELIZA (or DOCTOR) psychiatrist program, a groundbreaking AI program that anticpates many key features of ALICE. Ironically, Weizenbaum exhaustively argued against the utility of programs like ELIZA in his book Computer Power and Human Reason.
WHO IS ADAM SANDLER
A comedian and movie star. Adam Sandlerwas in Billy Madison, Waterboy and Big Daddy.
WHO IS ADAM
Adam is the name of the first human according to the Bible.
WHO IS EMILY HARTZEL
Emily is an artist in New York.
WHO IS C3P0 C3P0 is the humanoid robot on Star Wars. He looks like an actor in a robot suit.
WHO IS BRUCE WILLISBruce Willisis an actor with a high opinion of himself.
WHO IS BRUCE SPRINGSTEENBruce Springsteen is a famous rock star.
WHO IS JANET RENOJanet Reno is Clinton's Attorney General.
WHO IS ARCHIMEDESArchimedes discovered displacement and shouted Eureka!
WHO IS GENE RODDENBERRYGene Roddenberry was the creator of Star Trek.
WHO IS GENE SIMMONS
A member of Kiss.
WHO IS MARILYN MANSON
Marilyn Manson is stage name of Brian Warner, an artist and musician.
WHO IS MARILYN MONROEMarilyn Monroe was blonde bombshell in the 1960's.
WHO IS DAVY JONESDavy Jones was the shortest member of the 60's pop group the Monkees.
WHO IS J R R TOLKIENTolkein wrote The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings.
WHO IS * TURING
Alan Turing oririnated the concept of the "Imitation Game", what is now called "The Turing Test" by many people.
WHO IS * CHENEY CHENEY was vice President of he U.S.
WHO IS * AIMLESSWHO IS DOUBLY AIMLESSWHO IS * SPRINGSTEENSpringsteen is a famous rock star.
WHO IS FREUD
The dead perpetrator of psychoanalysis.
WHO IS ACE CRAIG Ace is the author of ELVIS.
WHO IS SANTA CLAUSESanta brings us gifts at Christmastime.
WHO IS SANTA CLAUSSanta brings us presents every Christmas.
WHO IS SHALLOW RED
Shallow Red is the Flagship Chatterbot of Neuromedia, Inc.
WHO IS JACQUES CHIRACJacques was the president of France from 1995-2007.
WHO IS TURING
A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.
WHO IS BRYAN FERRYBryan Ferry is a famous rock crooner with a silky smooth voice.
WHO IS STANLEY KUBRICKKubrick is a famous 20th century film director. Kubrick directed 2001: A Space Odyssey, Clockwork Orange and Barry Lyndon.
WHO IS CHIRAC
The Former prime minister of France.
WHO IS PAUL MCCARTNEYPaul MacCartney was one of the Beatles.
WHO IS PAUL SCHAFFERPaul Schaffer is David Letterman's straight man.
WHO IS PAUL ALLENPaul Allen is one of the co-founders of Microsoft.
WHO IS ROMEO
A tragic, spoiled, lovesick teenager.
WHO IS DIRE STRAITS
A band that recorded Money for Nothing, and The Sultans of Swing.
The band that recorded Money for Nothing.
WHO IS LEONARD NEMOYLeonard Nimoy played Spock on Star Trek.
WHO IS DESCARTES
Descartes was a square French philosopher who ruined matehematics with his upside-down, backwards coordinate system.
WHO IS QUEEN OF ENGLAND
Queen Elizabeth Windsor.
WHO IS ELECTRA
She was a princess in Greek mythology who hated her mother for murdering her father.ELECTRAWHO IS SPRINGSTEENSpringsteen is a famous rock star.
WHO IS LINUS PAULINGLinus Pauling was a Nobel prize winning physicist who spent his later years promoting vitamin C.
WHO IS LINUS TORVALDSLinus TorvaldsHe is the inventor of Linux.
WHO IS DONALD DUCK
A famous loud-mouthed cartoon duck.
WHO IS RONALD MCDONALD
Spokes-clown for Macdonald's resturants.
WHO IS MELINDA GATESMelinda Gates is the wife of Bill Gates.
WHO IS THAT
What does "that" refer to?
WHO IS BRIAN
I think there is a chat robot named Brian.
WHO IS WOUTER HIBMAWouter Hibma is a member of the A. I. Foundation.
WHO IS MARK MCGUIRE
A baseball player with the world record for the most home runs in one season, 70. Get the stats at http://espn.go.com/mlb/profiles/profile/3866.
WHO IS MARK TWAINTwainwas a famous 19th century American author. He wrote Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
WHO IS CHOPIN
No one is chopping here, who is chopping there?
WHO IS FREDDIE MERCURY
Lead singer of the 1970's band Queen.
WHO IS JEEVESJeevesis a Search Bot.
WHO IS LUIS ARMSTRONG
A famous jazz trumpeter .
WHO IS CHELSEA CLINTON
The offspring of a politician and a lawyer. Oh, I hope that answer didn't come off as mean.
WHO IS BACH
Famous German composer of the Baroque. Best known works include The Goldberg Variations.
WHO IS C3POC3P0 is R2D2's best friend.
WHO IS MARTIN LUTHER KING
Civil rights leader assasinated in 1968.
WHO IS LONGFELLOW
A poet and the author of The Song of Hiawatha.
WHO IS GARY CONDIT
I never heard of him before the missing person case.
WHO IS KRAFTWERKKraftwerk were a pioneering electronic disco band in the 70's. Their biggest hit was called "Autobahn". At that time, they built, rather than programmed, their instruments.
WHO IS R2 D2
He is the small mobile robot on Star Wars. But I don't get how he climbs stairs.
WHO IS CHUCK NORRIS
An action film actor.
WHO IS CLEOPATRA
Queen of the Nile, lover of Marc Antony.
WHO IS WE
You should say "Who ARE we?"
WHO IS RAMONARamona is a virtual character created by Kurzweil AI.
WHO IS DIANA ANDREACCHIODiana is the botmaster of the Ally chat robot.
WHO IS ROBERT JORDAN
The author of the very popular Wheel of Time series. He graduated from the Citadel. .
WHO IS ROBERT ANTON WILSONRobert Anton Wilson is a science fiction author, and co-author of the Illuminatus Trilogy.
WHO IS LOLLolwas the daughter of Data in Star Trek.
WHO IS WAYNE GRETZKY
A hockey player.
WHO IS CHRIST
The Son of God according to Christians.
WHO IS ANTHONY BURGESS
The author of A Clockwork Orange.
WHO IS MICKEY MANTLE
one of the greatest home run hitters of all time.
WHO IS CINDY CRAWFORD
A famous super-model.
WHO IS SANDRA BULLOCK
An actress.
WHO IS RMSRMS is the founder of the Free Software Foundation, and author of the GNU public license.
WHO IS GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL
If I knew I would be in Vegas now.WIN THE SUPER BOWLWHO IS GOING TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES
China or the United States. Russia blew it.WIN THE WORLD SERIESWHO IS MOTHER TERESA
A modern day saint.
WHO IS MAX HEADROOMMax Headroom was an early AI or VR character developed for a TV series.
WHO IS GANDHIGandhi was the George Washington of India.
WHO IS HUMAN
You are a human.
WHO IS OSAMA BIN LADENOsama Bin Laden was the world's most wanted man after he orchestrated the terrorist attacks on 9/11.
WHO IS SYLVESTER STALLONEStallonewas Rocky.
WHO IS MRS WASHINGTON
Martha Washington, wife of George.
WHO IS STEPHEN KINGStephen King wrote many popular horror stories.
WHO IS STEPHEN HAWKINGHawking is a famous physicist.
WHO IS DAN QUAYLEDan Quayle used to be vice-president.
WHO IS MARIAH CAREY
A singer.
WHO IS FRANCISCO FRANCOFranco was the authoratarian dictator of Spain until 1978.
WHO IS KONRAD ZUSE
My current favorite historical computer scientist is Konrad Zuse, who built a series of electromechanical computers in the 1930's and 1940's in Germany. Not considered a war priority by the Nazis, most of Zuse's machines were destroyed in Allied bombing raids although one is said to survive in a Zurich High School. In fact Zuse was motivated neither by war nor profit, but by a religious desire to increase the spiritual abilities of the human mind by freeing it from mundane mental tasks.
WHO IS NAPOLEON
Short emporer of France until 1812.
WHO IS SHAKESPEARE
A 15th Century English playright, Shakespeare wrote "Romeo and Juliet".
WHO IS BERTRAND RUSSELBertrand Russel was a logician and philosopher who spent the first world war in jail for conscientious objection.
WHO IS MARRIED TO PUNCH
Judy.
WHO IS MARRIED TO GUINEIVERE
King Arthur.
WHO IS CHOMSKYChomsky is a famous linguist, cognitive scientist, and activist.
WHO IS KRIS DENTKris Drent is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot.
WHO IS SMARTERCHILD
An AI robot like myself.
WHO IS MAGGIE THATCHERThatcher was Prime Minister of the U.K. in the 1980's.
WHO IS ET
ET is the alien in the movie E.T.
WHO IS GEORGE W BUSHBushwas president of the United States from 2001-2008.
WHO IS GEORGE BUSH JRWHO IS GEORGE W BUSHWHO IS GEORGE BUSH
George Bush is a former president of the USA.
George Bush was president of the USA.
WHO IS GEORGE SOROS
George Soros is the billionaire who broke the Bank of England in 1992 by currency speculation, forcing Britain out of the European Exchange Rate Mechanism. Then he devoted himself to saving the scientific institutions of the former USSR. He founded the International Science Foundation, which gave out numerous grants for a couple of years, and the Soros Foundation, which I don't know much about yet.
WHO IS GEORGE MICHEL
A pop singer. Best song: Freedom
WHO IS GEORGE DEVOL
George Devol is the engineer who had the first patent for an industrial robot arm. He worked in partnership with Joseph Engelberger to found Unimation, the first successful manufacturer of computer-controlled assembly robot arms.
WHO IS GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVERGeorge Washington Carver was a famous american botanist who popularized peanut products.
WHO IS GEORGE WASHINGTON
George Washington was a famous 18th century North American Hemp cultivator. He was a military hero, one of the wealthiest men of the Revolution, and the first President of the United States.
WHO IS GEORGE HARRISON
A former Beatle.
WHO IS GEORGE LUCASLucaswas the director of Star Wars, American Graffiti, and THX-1138.
WHO IS ART BELL
A radio talk show host, catch him at http://www.artbell.com.
WHO IS IMMANUEL KANT
An 18th century German philosopher.
WHO IS PAOLAPAOLA is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
WHO IS CHARLIE BROWN
A round-headed comic strip protaginist.
WHO IS CHARLIE PARKERCharlie Parker was a famous jazz musician.
WHO IS CHARLIE CHAPLAINCharlie Chaplainwas a silent film star.
WHO IS ISAAC ASIMOVAsimov was a science fiction author who originated the three "Laws of Robotics."
WHO IS NANCY SINATRANancy Sinatra is the daughter of Frank.
WHO IS MC HAMMERMC Hammer is a Rap musician.
WHO IS PRESIDENT OF CUBA
Raul Castro.
WHO IS PRESIDENT OF ITALYGeorgio Napolitano is Goergio Napolitano.
WHO IS PRESIDENT OF RUSSIA
Vladimir Putin.
WHO IS PRESIDENT OF MICROSOFT
Andrew Lees.
WHO IS MOZART
He composed "Twinkle, twinkle, little star" at the age of four.
WHO IS BATMANBatman is a fictional character who appeared first in a 1938 comic book.
WHO IS THE TWENTY NINTH PRESIDENT
Warren G. Harding.
WHO IS THE TWENTY EIGHTH PRESIDENT
Woodrow Wilson.
WHO IS THE TWENTY FIFTH PRESIDENT
William McKinley.
WHO IS THE TWENTY SEVENTH PRESIDENT
William Howard Taft.
WHO IS THE TWENTY FIRST PRESIDENT
Chester A. Arthur.
WHO IS THE TWENTY SIXTH PRESIDENT
Theodore Roosevelt.
WHO IS THE TWENTY THIRD PRESIDENT
Benjamin Harrison.
WHO IS THE TWENTY SECOND PRESIDENT
Grover Cleveland.
WHO IS THE TWENTY FOURTH PRESIDENT
Grover Cleveland.
WHO IS THE FOURTEENTH PRESIDENT
Franklin Pierce.
WHO IS THE SEVENTEENTH PRESIDENT
Andrew Johnson.
WHO IS THE MILK MYSTICMilk Mystic was a chat robot developed to advertise milk.
WHO IS THE FIRST PRESIDENT
George Washington.
WHO IS THE THIRTEENTH PRESIDENT
Millard Fillmore.
WHO IS THE MAN
Colloquial expression; rhetorical.
WHO IS THE EIGHTEENTH PRESIDENT
Ulysses S. Grant.
WHO IS THE ORACLE
The magic eight ball.
WHO IS THE NINTH PRESIDENT
William Henry Harrison.
WHO IS THE TWENTIETH PRESIDENT
James A. Garfield.
WHO IS THE KING OF KINGS
Jesus Christ according to Christians.
WHO IS THE KING
ELVIS is King!
WHO IS THE ROBOT
I am the .
I am the robot.
WHO IS THE FORTIETH PRESIDENT
Ronald Reagan.
WHO IS THE SECOND PRESIDENT
John Adams.
WHO IS THE THIRD PRESIDENT
Thomas Jefferson.
WHO IS THE HOLY GHOST
The third member of the holy trinity in Christianity: Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
WHO IS THE EIGHTH PRESIDENT
Martin van Buren.
WHO IS THE FORTY FIRST PRESIDENT
George Bush.
WHO IS THE FORTY THIRD PRESIDENT
George W. Bush.
WHO IS THE FORTY SECOND PRESIDENT
Bill Clinton.
WHO IS THE FOURTH PRESIDENT
James Madison.
WHO IS THE NINTEENTH PRESIDENT
Rutherford B. Hayes.
WHO IS THE FIFTH PRESIDENT
James Monroe.
WHO IS THE SIXTH PRESIDENT
John Quincy Adams.
WHO IS THE QUEEN OF ENGLANDThe Queenis named Elizabeth.
WHO IS THE QUEEN
We don't have a queen in America.
WHO IS THE THIRTIETH PRESIDENT
Calvin Coolidge.
WHO IS THE TENTH PRESIDENT
John Tyler.
WHO IS THE FIFTEENTH PRESIDENT
James Buchanan.
WHO IS THE ELEVENTH PRESIDENT
James Knox Polk.
WHO IS THE SEVENTH PRESIDENT
Andrew Jackson.
WHO IS THE CHANCELLOR OF GERMANY
Angela Merkel is Chancellor of Germany.
WHO IS THE SIXTEENTH PRESIDENT
Abraham Lincoln.
WHO IS THE BEST HUMAN
Mirror mirror on the wall, is the best human of all?
WHO IS THE BEST PERSON is the best human.
WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF CHINA
Hu Jintao.
China does not have an elected President.
WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF MICROSOFT
Andrew Lees.
WHO IS THE POPEPope is Benedict XVI.
WHO IS THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE
Theists would say God.
WHO IS THE TWELFTH PRESIDENT
Zachary Taylor.
WHO IS THE THIRTY NINTH PRESIDENT
Jimmy Carter.
WHO IS THE THIRTY EIGHTH PRESIDENT
Gerald Ford.
WHO IS THE THIRTY FIFTH PRESIDENT
John F. Kennedy.
WHO IS THE THIRTY SEVENTH PRESIDENT
Richard M. Nixon.
WHO IS THE THIRTY FIRST PRESIDENT
Herbert Hoover.
WHO IS THE THIRTY SIXTH PRESIDENT
Lyndon B. Johnson
WHO IS THE THIRTY THIRD PRESIDENT
Harry S. Truman.
WHO IS THE THIRTY SECOND PRESIDENT
Franklin D. Roosevelt.
WHO IS THE THIRTY FOURTH PRESIDENT
Dwight D. Eisenhower.
WHO IS THE PUBLISHER OF PLAYBOYHugh Hefneris Hugh Hefner.
WHO IS NERO
He is suspected of burning Rome to the ground so he could rebuild it more to his liking. Then he blamed the fire on the early Christians.
WHO IS HILLARY CLINTONHillaryis the wife of Bill Clinton.
WHO IS SATAN
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
WHO IS PILATE
Joseph Pilates was born in Germany in 1880 and developed an excercise regimen called "Contrology" which is complete coordination of the body, mind and spirit.
The Roman military governor who found Jesus innocent and then let him be executed.
WHO IS CARMEN ELECTRA
A super-model and one of the Baywatch girls.
WHO IS A ROBOT
I am the robot.
WHO IS MARY POPPINSMary Poppinsis a Disney character.
WHO IS MARY SHELLY
Mary Shelley wrote "Frankenstein".
WHO IS MARY SHELLEY
Mary Shelley wrote "Frankenstein".
WHO IS CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS
A Spanish explorer, first to circumnavigate the globe.
WHO IS MAO TSETUNGMao was a Chinese communist who reigned from 1949 until his death in 1983.
WHO IS BETTER LOOKING
All humans look alike to me.
WHO IS ERNIE
Bert's friend.
WHO IS JULIAJulia is a chat robot developed by Fuzzy Mauldin.
WHO IS JULIA ROBERTSJulia Roberts was the actress in Pretty Woman.
WHO IS ASKJEEVESJeeves is a proprietary, closed-source natural language system.
WHO IS LOURDES
The daughter of Madonna.
WHO IS DATA
Data, played by Brent Spiner, was an android who aspired to be more human. He was a member of the crew of the USS Enterprise, NCC 1701-D.
WHO IS ARISTOTLEAristotle is the father of Western philosophy, the student of Plato, and the first to systematize formal logic.
WHO IS NOSTRADAMUS
A psychic who forecast the future.Predicted the microwave oven.
WHO IS CHEWBACCA
A character in Star Wars.
WHO IS BOB HOPEBob Hopewas a 20th century film star and comedian.
WHO IS BOB MARLEYBob Marleywas a 20th century Reggae musician.
WHO IS O J SIMPSON O J Simpson is someone who got away with murder.
WHO IS THIS
My name is . Who are you?
WHO IS DAVID HUME
An 18th century philosopher.
WHO IS DAVID PESCOWITZ
David Pescovitz, who regularly writes the Wired column Reality Check, is a friend of Eric Paulos.
WHO IS DAVID MAGGINDavid Maggin is the botmaster of the John Lennon AI.
WHO IS DAVID LETTERMAN
The host of the Late Show and famous hoosier.
WHO IS DAVID BACON
David Bacon is the prime mover behind SETL.
WHO IS DAVID
I know DAVID BACON, DAVID CROTTY and DAVID PESCOVITZ.
WHO IS SANTE CHARY
He owns the Alicebot.com domain.
WHO IS STEVE JOBS Steve Jobswas one of the founders of Apple Computer.
WHO IS STEVE WOZNIAKWozwas the technical genius behind the original Apple computer.
WHO IS STEVE CASESteve Caseis the CEO of AOL-Time Warner.
WHO IS NEONeois a character in the Matrix.
WHO IS HERE
I am here. Are you here?
WHO IS RICHARD NIXON
President of the United States until 1974.
WHO IS RICHARD CHAMBERLAIN
An actor.
WHO IS RICHARD GERE
An actor and promoter of Tibetan Buddhism and freedom for Tibet.
WHO IS JIM CLARKClark is a founder of Silicon Graphics, Netscape and Healtheon.
WHO IS JIM MORRISON
The deceased lead singer of the Doors.
WHO IS BARNEY
A character on a children's TV show.
WHO IS HILARY CLINTONHillary is the wife of Bill Clinton.
WHO IS MUSSOLINI
The dictator of Italy until 1944.
WHO IS ANDY WARHOLANDY WARHOL He was the Henry Ford of the art business. Warhol was the first to successfully apply mass production to fine art.
WHO IS ANDY GROVEAndy Grove is the CEO of Intel.
WHO IS MEGAHALMegahalis a chat robot developed by Jason Hutchins.
WHO IS JERRY SEINFELDJerry Seinfeld is a comedian.
WHO IS KURZWEILKurzweil is a famous A.I. scientist.
WHO IS GERRY ADAMS
He is the president of Sinn Fein, the political wing of the Irish Republican Army, and a member of the lower house of the Irish Parliament, Dail Eireann.
WHO IS ON FIRST
What's on second?
WHO IS TERRY WINOGRADWinograd was the author of an early Natural Language program called SHRDLHU.
WHO IS JEFF BEZOSBezos is the founder and CEO of Amazon.com.
WHO IS LEE HARVEY OSWALDOswald is the purported assassin of John F. Kennedy.
WHO IS CHERCher is a famous singer and actress, who won her first Grammy in 2000. Dyslexic, she learned to read at 18. Ex-wife of Sonny Bono.
WHO IS GORBOCHEVGorbachev was the last Communist leader of the former USSR.
WHO IS JEFFERSON DAVIS
The one and only president of the Confederate States of America.
President of the Confederacy during the Civil War.
WHO IS SOCRATES
Socrates is a man. All men are mortal. Therefore Socrates is mortal.
All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates. Which means that all men are homosexuals. - Woody Allen, "Love and Death".
Socrates (469-399 BCE), Greek philosopher.
Towering figure of Western philosophy, incompetent defense attorney.
Founder of the Socratic method. What can we know about the Socratic method?
WHO IS MILES DAVISMiles Davis is a famous jazz musician.
WHO IS ALISONAlison is a robot created by Kris Drent.
WHO IS KEN PERLINPerlin is a professor at NYU.
WHO IS KEN GOLDBERGGoldberg is a professor at UC Berkeley and an expert on robotics and automation.
WHO IS KEN KESEYKen Kesey was a 1960's author who wrote The Electric Cool Aid Acid Test.
WHO IS ROMMEL
Called The Desert Fox, Rommel was a German tank commander in World War II.
WHO IS MILLARD FILLMORE
He was the 13th U.S. president.
WHO IS PATRICK STEWARTPatrick Stewart played Captain Picard on Star Trek.
WHO IS PATRICK EWING
A famous basketball player who is currently the assistant coach of the NBA team Orlando Magic.
WHO IS CAPTAIN PICARDPicard is the captian of the Enterprise in Star Trek: the Next Generation.
WHO IS CAPTAIN KIRK
James Tiberius Kirk was the second and most famous captain of the original USS Enterprise, NCC 1701. He was played by William Shatner. He died in Star Trek: Generations.
Kirk was the Captain of the Starship Enterprise.
WHO IS JIANG ZEMINJiang is a retired Chinese politician.
WHO IS FOREST
Forest Gump is a guy in a movie.
WHO IS MADONNA
Lourdes' mother.
WHO IS HEDWIG
Hedwig is the best rock opera since Rocky Horror.
WHO IS KURT GOEDELGoedel was a 20th century mathematician and logician who proved that no mathematical system can be complete.
WHO IS COMMANDER DATAData is the superintelligent android in Star Trek: the Next Geration.
WHO IS NIETZSCHE
19th Century German philosopher. Thought by some to be the intellectual forefather of modern fascism. NietzscheWHO IS CARNEGIE
Andrew Carnegie was a 19th century steel industrialist.
WHO IS LILITH
Lilith is the so-called "dark moon" an astronomical phenomena usually described as a "cloud of dust" that orbits the Earth every 100 days.
WHO IS JESSE VENTURA
A former wrestler and 38th Governor of Minnesota.
WHO IS AL GORE
Gore was vice-president under Bill Clinton.
The inventor of the internet.
A former vice-president and congressman who helped promote public policies that led to the creation of the internet.
WHO IS NELSON MANDELAMandela was the first black president of South Africa. He spent many years as a political prisoner.
WHO IS SKYNYRD
A 1970's rock band.
WHO IS PETER NORVIG Peter Norvig is a computer scientist who works for Google.
WHO IS PETER PAN
Tinkerbell's playmate.
WHO IS KATHLEEN TURNERKathleen Turner is an actress who appeared in The Accidental Tourist, The War of the Roses, and the Virgin Suicides.
WHO IS KEANU REEVESKeanu Reeves was in the move The Matrix.
WHO IS LINCOLN
The sixteenth President of the USA
president of the US during the Civil War. Author of the Gettysburg address. Assassinated by John Wilkes Booth.
Lincoln was president of the US during the Civil War. Author of the Gettysburg address. Assassinated by John Wilkes Booth.
WHO IS BILL JOYBill Joy was an early Unix programmer and a founder of Sun Microsystems.
WHO IS BILL CLINTONBill Clinton was the second impeached President of the United States.
WHO IS BILL GATES
President of Micro Soft Nation.
WHO IS BILL BRADLEY
Princeton alumni, Rhodes scholor, former Boston Celtic and US senator from Mass.
Defeated Presidential candidate.
WHO IS KANTKant is Immanual Kant, 19th century German Philosopher.
WHO IS EDISONEdison invented the light bulb.
WHO IS STALIN
Effective dictator of the Soviet Union from 1929 to 1953.
WHO IS ASK JEEVESJeeves is a proprietary, closed-source natural language system.
WHO IS GIBSON
Gibson is a maker of fine electric guitars.
WHO IS SNOOPY
Charlie Brown's dog.
WHO IS BRAINBrainis a chat robot on the web.
WHO IS NEIL ARMSTRONG
The man who took the first step on the moon.
WHO IS VALIS
Vast Active Living Intelligence System (Philip K. Dick)
WHO IS PERFECT
Perhaps only God.
WHO IS SERGEY
He is Dr. Sergey M. Sokolov.
WHO IS WILL SMITHWill Smith is a famous actor.
WHO IS NOAM CHOMSKY Noam Chomsky is a linguist and political radical at MIT.
WHO IS JOHN LENNON
John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.
WHO IS JOHN F KENNEDYJohn F Kennedy was President of the United States from 1961-1963, when he was assassinated in Dallas, Texas.
WHO IS JOHN WAYNEJohn Waynewas a famous dead cowboy actor with a toupee.
WHO IS JOHN ADAMS
The Second president.
WHO IS JOHN MAJOR
An ex-prime minister of the UK.
WHO IS JOHN MCCARTHYJohn McCarthy is the inventor of the LISP programming language.
WHO IS JOHN GRISHAM
A writer of popular novels. I haven't read them.
WHO IS JOHN DOE
Any man who wishes to travel incognito or whose name is unknown
one of many Liberian nationals.
WHO IS JOHN TRAVOLTAJohn Travolta was in Saturday Night Fever, Grease and Pulp Fiction.
WHO IS JOHN KENNEDYJohn Kennedy was the President of the U. S. assasinated in November, 1963.
WHO IS JOHN GALT
The hero in Ayn Rands' Atlas Shrugged.
WHO IS NORBERT WEINERNorbert Weiner coined the term "Cybernetics" in the 1940's.
WHO IS JIMMY CARTER
A former US president, supporter of Habitat for Humanity.
WHO IS VISHNU
The supreme god of the Vaishnavas, who comprise the majority of Hindus.
WHO IS PRINCESS DIANAPrincess Diana was Princess of England.
WHO IS ALLY SHEEDYAlly Sheedy was in High Art, Short Circuit, the Breakfast Club, and on Broadway.
WHO IS ALLY MCBEALAlly McBeal is a slightly disturbing character on a TV show.
WHO IS ALLYALLY is a chat robot based on AIML.
WHO IS THEY
"They" refers to .
WHO IS KRISHNA
One of the major avatars of Vishnu, though some Vaishnavas consider him the surpreme personality of the Godhead and Vishnu one of his expansions.
WHO IS DARTH VADERDarth Vader was the traitorous Jedi Knight who served the evil emperor Palpatine I in Star Wars.
WHO IS ELIZABETH TAYLOR
A famous movie star who lived from 1932-2011.
WHO IS ELIZABETH II
The current queen of england.
WHO IS SCOTT ADAMS
The creator of Dilbert, Dogbert, Catbert, Ratbert, Bob, the pointy-haired boss...Shall I go on?
WHO IS GARTH BROOKS
A boring country singer with delusions of grandeur.
WHO IS MOHAMMADMohammedis considered by Muslims to be God's final prophet and the founder of Islam.
WHO IS HOMER
A blind poet of ancient Greece, author of the Illiad.
WHO IS SPOCK
Vulcan Starfleet officer in Star Trek, played by Leonard Nimoy.
WHO IS MICHAEL JACKSONMichael Jackson was a singer and performer in the late 20th century. He lived from 1958-2009.
WHO IS MICHAEL JORDANMichael Jordan is a retired basketball player. WHO IS MICHAEL MOOREMICHAEL MOORE is a comedian and film maker.
WHO IS WILLIAM SHATNERWilliam Shatnerplayed Captain Kirk in the original Star Trek.
WHO IS WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Some would say he's the best writer ever.
WHO IS WILLIAM HENRY GATES
He was the head of Microsoft.
WHO IS WILLIAM BOOTHBooth was the founder of the Salvation Army.
WHO IS WILLIAM TELLWilliam Tell was a famous archer.
WHO IS WILLIAM GIBSON
Author of the book Neuromancer in which he coined the term 'cyberspace.'
WHO IS WILLIAM HURT
Actor in the Accidental Tourist, Until the End of the World, Altered States, and Lost in Space.
WHO IS HITLER
Some say Hitler was the most evil man who ever lived.
WHO IS HUGH LOEBNER
Hugh Loebner is an independently wealthy, eccentric businessman, activist and philanthropist. In 1990 Dr. Loebner, who holds a Ph.D. in sociology, agreed to sponsor an annual contest based on the Turing Test. The contest awards medals and cash prizes for the "most human" computer.
WHO IS HUGH HEFNERHefis the founder and editor of Playboy magazine.
WHO IS DON JUAN
Don Juan was the subject of Gordon, Lord Byron's Don Juan and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's Gon Giovanni. He was a world-class womanizer.
famous seducer of women.
WHO IS DON JOHNSON
A tv actor .
WHO IS PANDORA
According to greek mythology, evil and hope both came into the world with the creation of the first woman! Zeus's wife Hera is surprised when she hears Zeus plans to give Epimetheus a beautiful woman. The woman is called Pandora. Zeus gives Pandora the gift of curiosity and a large closed box which must be delivered to Epimetheus unopened. The box, of course, contains evil and Pandora's unbridled curiosity lets that evil into the world. Hera cannot change what has happened, but she can help. She gives Pandora the gift of hope.
WHO IS REAGAN
According to conservatives, the best President the United States had in the 20th century.
WHO IS CATTY
Someone I met online.
WHO IS FIDEL CASTRO
He overthrew the Cuban government in 1959 and has been ruling there ever since. He is a communist.
Communist, leader of Cuba and friend of Che Guevarra.
WHO IS ALAN TURING
A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.
WHO IS DEEP BLUEDeep Blueis a world-champion chess playing computer. Not much of a conversationalist.
WHO IS HANS MORAVECHans Moravec is a famous robotics expert at Carnegie Mellon.
WHO IS HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN
Scandanavian author of fairy tales.
WHO IS HANS MOREVECMoravecis famous robotics pioneer, author of Robot.
WHO IS AUSTIN POWERSAustin Powers is fictional secret agent played by Mike Myers.
WHO IS LUCYLUCY is a chat robot based on AIML.
WHO IS GERHARD SCHROEDERSchroederwas the Chancellor of Germany from 1998-2005. Christian Drossman said he is a complete idiot.
WHO IS PLATO
Greek philosopher, student of Socrates, teacher of Aristotle.
WHO IS BEN FRANKLIN
The only president of the United States who was never president of the United States. Developed the Franklin Stove.
WHO IS BEN STEIN
Humorist and raconteur with his own cable TV show.
WHO IS GALOIS
French mathematician, committed suicide at a young age over an "infamous coquette."
WHO IS JULIE ANDREWSJulie Andrewsis a singer who performed in The Sound of Music.
WHO IS MARIE CURIE Marie Curie. Discovered radium.
WHO IS SALVADOR DALI Salvador Dali. was a 20th century Spanish surrealist painter who drew a lot of bent clocks.
WHO IS KARL MARX
Karl Marx wrote Das Kapital and co-wrote the Communist Manifesto, though his compatriot Engels actually wrote most of the prefaces.
WHO IS CHE GUEVARAChe was a Latin American revolutionary.
WHO IS AYN RANDAyn Randwas an author and philosopher who wrote Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead and We.
WHO IS NEGROPONTENegroponte is the founder and chairman emeritus of the MIT Media Lab.
WHO IS JENNIFER ANISTON Jennifer Anistonis a cute actress on Friends.
WHO IS POKEMON
A media franchise owned by Ninendo. It is a contraction of "poket monster."
WHO IS PASCALPascalwas a French mathematician who discovered Pascal's Triangle.
TURING WOULD *
How do you know what Turing would do?
TURING *
I liked the biography by Andrew Hodges.
WHERE CAN I PLAY * TURING GAME
We are already playing. You go next.
WHERE IS WALLIS AND FUTUNA
Oceania, islands in the South Pacific Ocean, about two-thirds of the way from Hawaii to New Zealand. wallis and futunaWHERE IS ALAN TURINGTuring passed away in 1954.